Current Events > Shoved a Cheeto at Dairy Queen today!

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So I'm at Dairy Queen with my girlfriend ordering lunch and this Cheeto comes in. Try to ignore the stench coming off this clown to the best of our abilities and since were the only people in the store besides the Cheeto, I remark how quiet it is in the store today. Big mistake.

The Cheeto take offense to this for some reason beyond all comprehension, and begins ranting about how the staff is entitled and ignoring him, in addition to referring to the staff as "Bros and Broettes" (I'll give him that one, thought I had wandered into Forever 21 by mistake).

A cashier remarks that she can help him but he continues freaking out and demands free food. The manager wanders over and demands the the Cheeto leave. He refuses and continues berating the staff.

At this point I've had enough so I hand the car keys to my girlfriend and tell her to go have a smoke. Soon as she's gone I shoved the Cheeto to the ground (Admittedly hard considering how big he was) and kicked him in the mouth. After that he ran like a little girl and I collected our food and apologized to the staff.

My girlfriend flicked her cigarette at him as he left. Seriously though why are Cheetos still allowed in public? Disgusting.
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