Poll of the Day > Couldn't sleep last night, was up thinking of how powerful the Xbox One X is

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Typically I go to bed around 11 every night, so I'm well-rested and energized for work the next day.

Last night, I got into bed at 11 as usual, but when I closed my eyes, I just couldn't fall asleep. My mind was racing. The Xbox One X is not only the most powerful console ever created, but it is also the smallest console on the market.

I tossed and turned in bed. I could not get comfortable. How could I expect to just drift off to sleep knowing that this November, just 4 months from now, gamers will get to experience true raw power, right from their living rooms?

I called up my girlfriend, who goes to bed at 8pm (as women are wont to do). "Hey babe," I said. I could hear her shifting from her sleep. "I can't sleep. I keep thinking of how powerful Microsoft's latest console, the Xbox One X is. Never before has a home console been a 6 teraflop powerhouse before and contained 12GB of RAM."

"Babe," she said, "it's 11pm. I need my 16 hours of sleep so I can face a full day tomorrow of being indecisive about what I want to eat for every meal. Why are you so concerned with such raw power so late at night?"

I howled with disgust. "Woman, listen to me," I screamed into the phone. "It is not every day that such a powerful console comes out. There has never been a console with such speed, yet such elegance, and there never will be again, at least until Microsoft makes the next Xbox. If you cannot understand this situation then perhaps we should see other people."

With that, I hung up on my ex-girlfriend and chucked my iPhone across the room. It smashed against the wall and landed into a pile of my other broken iPhones. Now I am exhausted at work and the Xbox One X is still the most powerful and smallest console on the market.
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The number of polygons that can be displayed on screen at once gets my cock rock hard

Is this another thing you're reposting from reddit? Please stop

DorkLink posted...

Is this another thing you're reposting from reddit? Please stop

What do you mean "another"?
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Did you really take the time to write this?

If so, good job.
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Muffinz0rz posted...

DorkLink posted...

Is this another thing you're reposting from reddit? Please stop

What do you mean "another"?

I thought you stole the "closer to 2004" topic from the notinteresting subreddit, since I saw MrMelodramatic's topic and then checked that subreddit and later saw your topic. However, I hadn't seen the post yet in his topic on PotD that it was the topic he posted reddit.

Still, it's a pointless repost anyway, and I'm pretty sure I remember you admitting once that you frequently take content from reddit.

DorkLink posted...

I'm pretty sure I remember you admitting once that you frequently take content from reddit.

Pics or it didnt happen
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Why would I save pics of something like that? I'm not an obsessed conspiracy theorist like you. Even if you never said it, your habit of copying PotD topics nearly word-for-word is annoying enough alone

Surprised AR or even VR hasn't been announced for this yet.
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Muffinz0rz posted...

there never will be again, at least until Sony makes the next Playstation.

Fixed.

Muffinz0rz posted...

Now I am exhausted at work and the Xbox One X is still the most powerful and smallest console on the market.

I have some bad news for you... It's not on the market yet. Also it won't have VR.
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Muffinz0rz posted...

What do you mean "another"?

another
[uh-nuhth -er]

adjective
1.
being one more or more of the same; further; additional:
another piece of cake.
2.
different; distinct; of a different period, place, or kind:
at another time; another man.
3.
very similar to; of the same kind or category as:
What we need today is another Thomas Jefferson.
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A+ topic.
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Tropic_Sunset posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

What do you mean "another"?

another
[uh-nuhth -er]

adjective
1.
being one more or more of the same; further; additional:
another piece of cake.
2.
different; distinct; of a different period, place, or kind:
at another time; another man.
3.
very similar to; of the same kind or category as:
What we need today is another Thomas Jefferson.

The question remains
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My laptop is more powerful

Muffinz0rz posted...

Tropic_Sunset posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

What do you mean "another"?

another
[uh-nuhth -er]

adjective
1.
being one more or more of the same; further; additional:
another piece of cake.
2.
different; distinct; of a different period, place, or kind:
at another time; another man.
3.
very similar to; of the same kind or category as:
What we need today is another Thomas Jefferson.

The question remains

He means you did it before and now you're doing it again perhaps.
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I broke down crying in class the other day. The teacher asked me what was wrong and I told I her I just get so emotional thinking about how lucky I am to live during the time when the Most Powerful Console Ever Made is available.
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Really?
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Tropic_Sunset posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

Tropic_Sunset posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

What do you mean "another"?

another
[uh-nuhth -er]

adjective
1.
being one more or more of the same; further; additional:
another piece of cake.
2.
different; distinct; of a different period, place, or kind:
at another time; another man.
3.
very similar to; of the same kind or category as:
What we need today is another Thomas Jefferson.

The question remains

He means you did it before and now you're doing it again perhaps.

That's why I said "what do you mean another?" His implication is that I've done it before, and I'm responding by saying I haven't.
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now just think how powerful the gtx 1080 ti with it's 11.3 terraflops. Surly they couldn't fit that big sucker inside the Xbox One X tiny body.
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Lmao that unironic damage control from @SKARDAVNELNATE.
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Muffinz0rz posted...

That's why I said "what do you mean another?" His implication is that I've done it before, and I'm responding by saying I haven't.

No, his implication is you've done it before, and your response is implying you haven't. I responded by taking both posts on their face as opposed to recognizing their implications. Because I'm bored.
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Lolwtf, this was the best way ever for me to learn about this console's existence.

it's just a crappy AMD version of a gtx 1070
can't even run native 4k
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ernieforss posted...

11.3 terraflops

holy geez... that's an almost incomprehendable amount of calculations...
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