Board 8 > All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 414: Punjabi Prison America On a Pole

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fandango and breeze are fab
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So I'm not sure how reliable any of this is but...

https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2017/07/15/wwe-talking-smack-canceled-vince-mcmahon

- Vince McMahon made the call to end Talking Smack because he felt it didn't serve the best interests for Smackdown.
- Vince is not at television tapings often anymore, but he was at the latest one with Talking Smack.
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

he felt it didn't serve the best interests for Smackdown.

must have heard bryan talking "whoops"
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Watching the Mae Young parade

Sage Beckett looks like a porn star
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https://twitter.com/RealKurtAngle/status/886972413044547585

I just love how ambivalent the tone of this Tweet is.
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awww.
there goes a star making segment. it really helped Miz and the Usos revive themselves, Corbin and Jinder figure out what to do on the mic, and more.
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Guess Vince doesn't want to see AJ eat weiners.
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

https://twitter.com/RealKurtAngle/status/886972413044547585

I just love how ambivalent the tone of this Tweet is.

Tonight, Kurt Angle reveals he loves Kit Kat bars
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So...Stephanie (bleh), Dixie, Gable, Jordan, Graves (that'd be weird), and god knows who else (Hornswoggle because LOLVINCE)

I don't want it to be Stephanie, because it would lead to HHH/Kurt, which has already been done. I would like it to be one of the Alphas. Gable would be great, but Jordan is bigger, so DUH! I don't know enough about Dixie to care.

Bryan Alvarez was like, "Maybe he pawned off his medals to pay for coke."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDWZCSMuJAE
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the actual answer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu8u5cRaUyY
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I heard that guess on WOL too. Why Bayley? It's just like when Meltzer made a mountain out of that random Graves sex comment. Nothing came of it.
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Wait, what are we guessing, again
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StealThisSheen posted...

Wait, what are we guessing, again

Kurt Angle's secret affair and the possible progeny that resulted
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https://twitter.com/mookieghana/status/887031375563550720

@mookieghana is doing research on pro wrestling's history with law violations

Brock certainly likes to drive very fast
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That's actually not a terrible driving record, even if he has been speeding a lot.

...But at the same time, I can only imagine how many he's gotten out of simply by being Brock Lesnar.
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Yeah, that's the thing. Like, that's getting caught speeding an awful lot of times, when... How often do people speed without getting caught, in comparison? How often do you need to speed to get caught that many times? And then throw in the question of how many he got out of for being Brock Lesnar, and it seems likely he does not drive well at all.
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Really it's the first one that gets me

80 in a 55 is a bit insane
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For real though, if that's the extent of Brock's record, that's somewhat comforting

I'm sure we could find plenty who have done significantly worse
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Insert inevitable unfunny Benoit response to Jakyl.
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If they would stop pushing Reigns so much and just rebuild Shield, I'd be pretty happy.
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have Reigns refuse a Shield reunion when the other two want to do it for MAXIMUM HEELAGE
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Roman could have stepped in.anytime, but he's not a good guy. He's not a bad guy. He's just a prick.
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ninkendo posted...

have Reigns refuse a Shield reunion when the other two want to do it for MAXIMUM HEELAGE

They'd still act like he's a face despite that though.
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So they had to purpleify the ring for this tag match, then unpurpleify it, then repurpleify it later for Tozawa vs. Daivari?

Why can't they just stop treating the cruiserweights like they aren't real people. It seems like it'd be so much easier.
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someone post what kurt's thing is when it happens
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

ninkendo posted...

have Reigns refuse a Shield reunion when the other two want to do it for MAXIMUM HEELAGE

They'd still act like he's a face despite that though.

At the rate things are going, Reigns could align himself with Stephanie McMahon and WWE would act like Steph turned face.
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FFDragon posted...

someone post what kurt's thing is when it happens

10:55 EST
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Holy crap, I take it back. The ropes aren't purple!

Baby steps
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Jakyl25 posted...

Really it's the first one that gets me

80 in a 55 is a bit insane

55 is a highway speed limit. When I drive on highways around here if you're doing less than 80 you're in danger
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Well, that post is disturbing on so many levels.
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maybe they finally got sick of Stroud's "What we did inside the purple ropes" segment every week
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scarletspeed7 posted...

Well, that post is disturbing on so many levels.

I think you might be overreacting a bit
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JetJaguar posted...

scarletspeed7 posted...

Well, that post is disturbing on so many levels.

I think you might be overreacting a bit

Can verify. 80 seems fairly normal
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I drive the speed limit :D
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I readily admit that I speed, about 15 over the posted limit on highways usually.
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Mega Mana posted...

JetJaguar posted...

scarletspeed7 posted...

Well, that post is disturbing on so many levels.

I think you might be overreacting a bit

Can verify. 80 seems fairly normal

Well, I slightly agree with him in that it's kinda frightening that 80 has become the norm
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Also, how is Enzo the face, here

Cass turns on him because he's sick of Enzo being somebody who runs his mouth and has a big guy do his fighting

So Enzo responds by... Running his mouth and having a big guy do his fighting against Cass

Like, this is just proving Cass right!
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StealThisSheen posted...

Also, how is Enzo the face, here

Cass turns on him because he's sick of Enzo being somebody who runs his mouth and has a big guy do his fighting

So Enzo responds by... Running his mouth and having a big guy do his fighting against Cass

Like, this is just proving Cass right!

I was JUST thinking the exact same thing.
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StealThisSheen posted...

Also, how is Enzo the face, here

Cass turns on him because he's sick of Enzo being somebody who runs his mouth and has a big guy do his fighting

So Enzo responds by... Running his mouth and having a big guy do his fighting against Cass

Like, this is just proving Cass right!

it's because if you take off the C you realize he's just a Big Ass
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Heels are often right it's the presentation and what you do that matters. Being right about Enzo being a jackass doesn't mean it's justified to beat his ass while pretending to be his friend.
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someone please shut Wyatt up

I don't even care what he says anymore, it's all just "devil!" and "soul!" and "I can save you!" and "your sins!" etc

Charisma only works so much. Once I've seen the same speech a hundred times, it gets boring.
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thank you Kurt

thank you Kurt
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Sooo... Bliss/Jax interfere next week, Angle books a triple threat match at SummerSlam.

Bliss: *wins at SummerSlam thanks to miscommunication by Bayley and Sasha*
Sasha: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND! *turns heel on Bayley*
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once again no purple ropes!
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ninkendo posted...

once again no purple ropes!

the rest of the building is still purple though. they're still definitely saying "check it out guys, these aren't like the rest of our competitors". maybe they just haven't wanted to spend time changing the ring itself.
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Lopen posted...

Heels are often right it's the presentation and what you do that matters. Being right about Enzo being a jackass doesn't mean it's justified to beat his ass while pretending to be his friend.

Oh, I'm not saying Cass is justified

I'm just saying Enzo's not being face in this situation, either.

Tonight, he called Cass out to come fight him... And then ran away when he did and sat in the crowd to watch Big Show fight him for him.
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Solioxrz362 posted...

ninkendo posted...

once again no purple ropes!

the rest of the building is still purple though. they're still definitely saying "check it out guys, these aren't like the rest of our competitors". maybe they just haven't wanted to spend time changing the ring itself.

Like I said, baby steps!

Maybe next week, the lighting will be mauve instead of purple!

OR... Or... What if the cruiserweights are like velociraptors, and they're using the purple because it's the only way to get them to fight in the right place so they don't go attack the crowd
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