Poll of the Day > I have a girlfriend

(+) Yeah! (+)

...is what I'd say if I had a girlfriend

How screwed are you?
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So correct me if I'm wrong, so far you've had three women you were interested in.

1) the Indonesian chick who was going to use you for a green card and money, who bailed the minute she realized that you'll never provide for her and cited "internet problems" as the reason she didn't talk to you for months.

2) the military woman who was using you to do her work and who you kept pestering for a date even though it was obvious she wasn't going to show you her toes.

3) The girl in your class who you said was ugly, and who you thought you were doing a favor by being attracted to anyway, even though you have NOTHING going for you.

4) Claudia Hymen

I can't wait to hear about the next woman you almost get into a fake relationship with.
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^ How do you remember all this shit?
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I wanna hear about #2

well don't forget about pokegirl or whatever her name was that used to post here
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Muffinz0rz posted...

^ How do you remember all this shit?

I wouldnt be surprised if theres a wikipedia article at this point

Muffinz0rz posted...

^ How do you remember all this shit?

I mean, you remember episodes of TV that you've seen right

Also, that's a little weird coming from you given your fascination with two of the posters on this board.

lmfao how can you not like ICOYAR
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Cacciato posted...

I mean, you remember episodes of TV that you've seen right

Yes, because they're 22 minutes long and I'm generally paying attention. It's different than remembering one blurb out of hundreds of posts on a given day between here and CE. When I leave work (I only am regularly on during normal work hours), I don't remember any of what I read.

Cacciato posted...

Also, that's a little weird coming from you given your fascination with two of the posters on this board.

I went through archives. I didn't just pull that shit out of my memory banks.
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Icoyar made 500 post long topics about each of those girls.

And they were hilarious all the way through. Of course I remembered them.
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fettster777 posted...

I wanna hear about #2

Basically, he shared a coding class with a woman who was in the ROTC. She complained that she 1) didn't have enough time to do the work and 2) didn't understand it. So instead of ico going and tutoring her on the side, he did her work for her, under the pretense that she would go out with him later on.

She never did.
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Lol
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PK_Spam posted...

fettster777 posted...

I wanna hear about #2

Basically, he shared a coding class with a woman who was in the ROTC. She complained that she 1) didn't have enough time to do the work and 2) didn't understand it. So instead of ico going and tutoring her on the side, he did her work for her, under the pretense that she would go out with him later on.

She never did.

Poor guy
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