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LooksLikeDarko
07/18/17 1:53:21 PM
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Not really a club type of guy but I'm going for one of my friend's birthday. The place has free taps and wells for college students, and I know what taps are, but what does wells imply?
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HypnoCoosh
07/18/17 1:54:26 PM
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Drink a lot as soon as you get there.

This way you loosen up quick and early and sober up as the night goes forward.
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TheSingingHobo
07/18/17 1:55:32 PM
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Get as drunk as you can as fast as you possibly can.
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Romulox28
07/18/17 1:57:13 PM
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my suggestion for you is to pregame before the club so you're good before you show up
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Darkman124
07/18/17 2:02:03 PM
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LooksLikeDarko posted...
but what does wells imply?


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Well_drink

basically rum and coke with port royal
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thronedfire2
07/18/17 2:06:54 PM
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Romulox28 posted...
my suggestion for you is to pregame before the club so you're good before you show up



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HypnoCoosh
07/18/17 2:07:45 PM
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Oh and Redbull Vodkas (Belvedere)

Get cranked
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Blue_Dream87
07/18/17 2:08:52 PM
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Pregame so you bypass that awkward phase where you're not drunk enough to let loose and awkwardly dance with your drink.

Learn some basic moves on YouTube, don't be afraid to dance with random girls.

Worst comes to worst, bring a pack of cigarettes and chill on the patio. Good way to socialize too.
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Albel-Nox
07/18/17 2:10:18 PM
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If you don't drink often be careful.
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LooksLikeDarko
07/18/17 2:11:53 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...
LooksLikeDarko posted...
The place has free taps and wells for college students, and I know what taps are, but what does wells imply?


What state are you in that this is legal?

Taps = beer on top
Well = cheap liquor right by the ice

I'm in North Dakota
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vbty3
07/18/17 2:12:35 PM
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shockthemonkey posted...
Wait they're just handing out free drinks?

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eston
07/18/17 2:13:24 PM
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HypnoCoosh
07/18/17 2:13:53 PM
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eston posted...
Don't step on anybody's shoes


Don't think you'll get your ass kicked for this in ND
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Darkman124
07/18/17 2:15:13 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...


That is insane they are legally allowed to do that.


it's been done in md too

$20 cover, then free (cheap, shit) drinks all night with the asterisk that they "do not overserve" and "reserve the right to cut you off"
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HypnoCoosh
07/18/17 2:15:36 PM
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Also don't be afraid to bark at some females as they walk by they like that
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LooksLikeDarko
07/18/17 2:27:56 PM
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Would a vodka cranberry be considered a well drink?
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Darkman124
07/18/17 2:28:07 PM
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LooksLikeDarko posted...
Would a vodka cranberry be considered a well drink?


generally yes.
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GOATSLAYER
07/18/17 2:29:23 PM
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Watch a few episodes of Keys to the VIP before you go there and then do the opposite of what the people on the show do
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Darkman124
07/18/17 2:33:52 PM
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imo a good strategy is to alternate one cup of water for every alcoholic drink if the lines are long, two cups if they're short

and absolutely do not let yourself slide into a thought process of caring about getting your "money's worth"
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3khc
07/18/17 2:35:49 PM
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Google dance tips asap.

Because if you plan on just looking like the too-cool-to-dance guy, well... let's just say it's not as cool as you think.
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Romulox28
07/18/17 2:36:34 PM
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LooksLikeDarko posted...
Would a vodka cranberry be considered a well drink?

yea well drink is just their house liquor, basically cheap shit
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Butterfiles
07/18/17 2:38:02 PM
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LooksLikeDarko posted...
Would a vodka cranberry be considered a well drink?

Well drink means the alcohol itself is just the bottom shelf stuff. So expect to get the cheapest vodka they have.
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NinjaWarrior455
07/18/17 2:41:26 PM
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Try not to drink too many different liquors in a short amount of time, especially if it's shots. Try and stick with one or two for the night.
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