Current Events > CEgals teach me! Help How do girls notice when I'm trying not too look at boobs?

Topic List
Page List: 1
AwesomeOSauce
07/19/17 2:36:06 PM
#1:


Like I force myself to look at girls in the face and eyes because boobs are the bane of my existence and I will be explaining something but the second I glance at boobs my mind loops like 3 times and I have a hard time getting back on track to explain whatever I was talking about. Its crazy lol they are like hypnotism.

So I force myself to look at face and stuff no matter what. BUT I recently overheard women talking about how they find it cute and attractive when guys will try hard to look at their face and maintain eye contact and forcing themselves not to look down.


HOW DO GIRLS KNOW THIS!?!? THEY KNOW!?!?! HELP!!!!!!!!
How can they tell if a guy trying hard to look at their face? What if a person is genuinely only looking at their face?

Teach me CEgals to be super stealthy so women won't even suspect that I"m trying to maintain eye contact and thats its just me being normal.

I must learn this secret. I can't be suspected.
---
http://soundcloud.com/sunnyterra/audio-recording-on-monday-29
^ Hermiione says my name and says I'm cute! ^_^
... Copied to Clipboard!
X777WgpUYZ5Hv23
07/19/17 2:36:53 PM
#2:


What about the QT CEmen who are fat and have boobs?

Why the fuck you so sexist?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Pogo_Marimo
07/19/17 2:37:51 PM
#3:


To start, you have to actually talk to girls.
---
// BEAUTY IS NOT LOVE - LOVE IS NOT MUSIC - MUSIC IS THE BEST - WISDOM IS THE DOMAIN OF THE WIZ--WHICH IS EXTINCT //
http://www.last.fm/user/Pogo92
... Copied to Clipboard!
AwesomeOSauce
07/19/17 2:38:46 PM
#4:


Pogo_Marimo posted...
To start, you have to actually talk to girls.


Ok step 1 done.
---
http://soundcloud.com/sunnyterra/audio-recording-on-monday-29
^ Hermiione says my name and says I'm cute! ^_^
... Copied to Clipboard!
EbonTitanium
07/19/17 2:41:39 PM
#5:


As a guy, if you're tall you can do both.
---
I don't know which is worse: fanboys or elitist.
... Copied to Clipboard!
StarReaper13
07/19/17 2:42:48 PM
#6:


Wear sunglasses. Then you can look if you'd like.
---
Ignore when people say that the title length is not important, that a title should just convey what the game is about. They're just jealous theirs isn't as long
... Copied to Clipboard!
Black_Arch
07/19/17 2:43:19 PM
#7:


There are no girls here, don't even bother.
---
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Give me Liberty, or give me Death! - Patrick Henry
... Copied to Clipboard!
AwesomeOSauce
07/19/17 2:44:44 PM
#8:


Black_Arch posted...
There are no girls here, don't even bother.


yes there are my sig proves it
---
http://soundcloud.com/sunnyterra/audio-recording-on-monday-29
^ Hermiione says my name and says I'm cute! ^_^
... Copied to Clipboard!
Black_Arch
07/19/17 2:48:36 PM
#9:


AwesomeOSauce posted...
Black_Arch posted...
There are no girls here, don't even bother.


yes there are my sig proves it


Bitch hasn't been here in forever. What is wrong with you people, clinging on to her like as if she isn't gone forever? She was never going to fuck you, I hope you get that.
---
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Give me Liberty, or give me Death! - Patrick Henry
... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii
07/19/17 2:50:04 PM
#10:


Black_Arch posted...
AwesomeOSauce posted...
Black_Arch posted...
There are no girls here, don't even bother.


yes there are my sig proves it


Bitch hasn't been here in forever. What is wrong with you people, clinging on to her like as if she isn't gone forever? She was never going to fuck you, I hope you get that.

I wasn't here to meet her although I've heard she was really nice.
---
This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Fire Red and Pearl.
... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181
07/19/17 2:51:28 PM
#11:


probably because you are tunnel visioning and it looks awkward and your eyes might jolt downward for a glimpse of peripheral cleavage

so they know what going on
---
sigless user is me or am I?
... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta2
07/19/17 2:51:55 PM
#12:


... Copied to Clipboard!
darkcloud
07/19/17 2:55:04 PM
#13:


It's apparent you are trying so hard to mantain eye contact. Most people don't make such heavy eye contact on the regular anyway so just be cool and relax or be that hyper aware type who is always looking around studying their surroundings or something. I guess I can see it being cute that you're trying so hard, I do find it respectable that you try instead of gawking.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Cleo_II
07/19/17 2:56:26 PM
#14:


There's nothing you can do. We're always going to assume straight men are trying to stare at our boobs.
... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin
07/19/17 3:00:22 PM
#15:


Be more relaxed and don't over compensate with eye contact. Be natural.

And if you get caught, own it. They are flaunting for a reason. Just make a vague compliment (NOT specifically about boobs) and move on.
---
"its okay a lizard ate me and elucidated my fate" - MJ_Max on Dark Souls
3DSFC : 0860-3930-2170 | NNID : CapnMuffin | XBGT : Capn Muffin
... Copied to Clipboard!
StarReaper13
07/19/17 3:07:17 PM
#16:


Wait, this is the TC who said he postponed his entire life for KH, like that he didn't go to college because he thought he wouldn't enjoy playing KH3 as an adult.

Why did I think this was a semi-serious topic?
---
Ignore when people say that the title length is not important, that a title should just convey what the game is about. They're just jealous theirs isn't as long
... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii
07/19/17 3:15:00 PM
#17:


CapnMuffin posted...
Be more relaxed and don't over compensate with eye contact. Be natural.

And if you get caught, own it. They are flaunting for a reason. Just make a vague compliment (NOT specifically about boobs) and move on.

My best friend in High School caught me looking at her boobs one day in class. She gave me the dirtiest look and wouldnt talk to me for a few days. Things got better between us though, but I think she honestly didn't believe I'd look.
---
This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Fire Red and Pearl.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Cleo_II
07/19/17 3:52:07 PM
#18:


If we think you're hot: Please keep looking

If we don't think you're hot: Omg what a creep
... Copied to Clipboard!
Pogo_Marimo
07/19/17 5:16:01 PM
#19:


Duncanwii posted...
CapnMuffin posted...
Be more relaxed and don't over compensate with eye contact. Be natural.

And if you get caught, own it. They are flaunting for a reason. Just make a vague compliment (NOT specifically about boobs) and move on.

My best friend in High School caught me looking at her boobs one day in class. She gave me the dirtiest look and wouldnt talk to me for a few days. Things got better between us though, but I think she honestly didn't believe I'd look.

Some people are weird and insecure.
---
// BEAUTY IS NOT LOVE - LOVE IS NOT MUSIC - MUSIC IS THE BEST - WISDOM IS THE DOMAIN OF THE WIZ--WHICH IS EXTINCT //
http://www.last.fm/user/Pogo92
... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius
07/19/17 5:24:58 PM
#20:


... Copied to Clipboard!
AwesomeOSauce
07/20/17 4:13:06 AM
#21:


darkcloud posted...
It's apparent you are trying so hard to mantain eye contact. Most people don't make such heavy eye contact on the regular anyway so just be cool and relax or be that hyper aware type who is always looking around studying their surroundings or something. I guess I can see it being cute that you're trying so hard, I do find it respectable that you try instead of gawking.


Gaaaah don't ever say that its so demeaning as a man to hear this >_<
Girls finding something cute that we are trying our best to mask is so annoying.....
---
http://soundcloud.com/sunnyterra/audio-recording-on-monday-29
^ Hermiione says my name and says I'm cute! ^_^
... Copied to Clipboard!
NinjaPirateDood
07/20/17 11:14:30 AM
#22:


man, who gives a shit? if you wanna take a look, TAKE A LOOK. they're out on display for a reason.
---
G E T
S M O K E D
... Copied to Clipboard!
AwesomeOSauce
07/21/17 3:07:16 AM
#23:


NinjaPirateDood posted...
man, who gives a shit? if you wanna take a look, TAKE A LOOK. they're out on display for a reason.


No because they notice then. Girls are pretty stealthy when they look at guys so I want to learn to be just as good.
---
http://soundcloud.com/sunnyterra/audio-recording-on-monday-29
^ Hermiione says my name and says I'm cute! ^_^
... Copied to Clipboard!
HogRiderreturns
07/21/17 3:10:22 AM
#24:


They know because you are a guy that is not looking at their boobs.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1