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Arcvalons
07/22/17 1:26:40 PM
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Looking back, he's what nowadays would be called an "alpha male".
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Duncanwii
07/22/17 1:28:53 PM
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He got that werewolf chick.
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Albel-Nox
07/22/17 1:29:35 PM
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I'm telling you it was those pecs, man.
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UncleBourbon33
07/22/17 1:30:24 PM
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He wasn't red pilled.
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Volkswagen_Bros
07/22/17 1:31:37 PM
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All them women were feminists, I don't know.
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Lawlfulcoptors1
07/22/17 1:34:40 PM
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Johnny Bravo was a figure that was supposed to give the betas a fair bit of hope in life. Showing that just because the dude can hit on chicks and show off his full self doesn't mean that every girl was into it. But the smarter kids deep down knew Johnny was slamming them on the side.
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uwnim
07/22/17 1:35:41 PM
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He had tiny legs. Everything was about him. He was dumb.
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UncleBourbon33
07/22/17 1:36:26 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
He got that werewolf chick.

Didn't he date a literal deer in one episode or something?
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Gafemage
07/22/17 1:37:16 PM
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Milkman5
07/22/17 1:37:36 PM
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UncleBourbon33 posted...
Didn't he date a literal deer in one episode or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xDNcBgQ2HU
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SmidgeIsntBack
07/22/17 1:39:19 PM
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There was that episode where he teaches a nerd kid how to be like him and then the kid ends up with all the chicks.

UncleBourbon33 posted...
Duncanwii posted...
He got that werewolf chick.

Didn't he date a literal deer in one episode or something?


She was just doing it to make her boyfriend (A crab) jealous.
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Lawlfulcoptors1
07/22/17 1:41:40 PM
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Milkman5 posted...
UncleBourbon33 posted...
Didn't he date a literal deer in one episode or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xDNcBgQ2HU


Lmfao damn Johnny got played and made to look like the beta in this one.
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Ultima Dragon
07/22/17 1:43:14 PM
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JB was a manlet? Well I'll be damned.
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hyperpsycho
07/22/17 1:45:03 PM
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Man I'm pretty!
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Distant_Rainbow
07/22/17 1:46:48 PM
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Height: 5' 9"

Oh my.

Suddenly I'm seeing everything in a completely different light.
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Sayoria
07/22/17 1:47:44 PM
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Johnny was the token "nice guy" who never used the tagline "I am a nice guy."
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Chad-Henne
07/22/17 1:48:31 PM
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myzz7
07/22/17 1:48:31 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
He got that werewolf chick.

i wanted to post that
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3khc
07/22/17 1:49:18 PM
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Distant_Rainbow posted...
Height: 5' 9"

Oh my.

Suddenly I'm seeing everything in a completely different light.

It all makes sense now
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myzz7
07/22/17 1:51:02 PM
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Milkman5 posted...
UncleBourbon33 posted...
Didn't he date a literal deer in one episode or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xDNcBgQ2HU

what a great episode
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Sayoria
07/22/17 1:53:46 PM
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myzz7 posted...
Milkman5 posted...
UncleBourbon33 posted...
Didn't he date a literal deer in one episode or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xDNcBgQ2HU

what a great episode


My brother and I love the wishes episode.

Johnny: "I thought you said we were going to see exotic bellydancers!"
Carl: "And so we shall! Behold, Ahmed! Kaliff(sp?) of the dance!
Ahmed: "On the down beat...." *Dances*
Johnny: "AHHH I'M BLIND!"


Johnny Bravo was one of the greatest shows ever on CN.
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Gafemage
07/22/17 1:56:13 PM
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@Sayoria posted...
Johnny was the token "nice guy" who never used the tagline "I am a nice guy."


So a PUA?
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lukabrosci
07/22/17 1:57:39 PM
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Don't you remember that sensitivity song? He never showed those girls he was giving a D, they want the D.
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CrimsonWaffle
07/22/17 2:09:58 PM
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Haha remember when he crossed over with Scooby-Doo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbjNE0SXTKc

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Mistere Man
07/22/17 2:16:38 PM
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myzz7 posted...
Duncanwii posted...
He got that werewolf chick.

i wanted to post that

He also got that spy girl to like him.

http://johnnybravo.wikia.com/wiki/Heather_Asplund
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pkmnlord
07/22/17 4:49:12 PM
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Tfw Johnny Bravo is only an inch taller than me.
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Volkswagen_Bros
07/22/17 6:02:02 PM
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Even if he wasn't that tall, I thought chicks were attracted to confidence.
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Lawlfulcoptors1
07/22/17 6:09:27 PM
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Even if he wasn't that tall, I thought chicks were attracted to confidence.


After watching an episode I think Bravo was meant to show that being overconfident and too self absorbed is enough to drive away any woman who actually respects herself and he was a Manlet.
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Legato-and-Vash
07/22/17 6:27:53 PM
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Wow I just now realized Johnny Bravo talks like Elvis after watching that clip in this topic. Watched it as a kid and never noticed. I even looked it up, and apparently he's based on Elvis. And also, his hairstyle is based on Brad Pitt's character Johnny Suede.

The more you know
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Volkswagen_Bros
07/22/17 6:30:44 PM
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Lawlfulcoptors1 posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Even if he wasn't that tall, I thought chicks were attracted to confidence.


After watching an episode I think Bravo was meant to show that being overconfident and too self absorbed is enough to drive away any woman who actually respects herself and he was a Manlet.

You may be right. I hear women don't want to date men who spend more time in the mirror than they do. Also, the word "manlet" really pisses me off. We might as well use the term "womanlet" to describe women who fall below the average height.

Legato-and-Vash posted...
Wow I just now realized Johnny Bravo talks like Elvis after watching that clip in this topic. Watched it as a kid and never noticed. I even looked it up, and apparently he's based on Elvis.

You're joking, right. How old are you.
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Kanaya413
07/22/17 6:31:35 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
He got that werewolf chick.

Pics of werewolf chick
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