Current Events > Just imagine if Aliens make First Contact during Trump's Administration.

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UnfairRepresent
07/24/17 12:24:02 PM
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Aliens from the far off planet Valsharess 7 have come to Earth and are landing in America (because for some reason they always do in media) saying they come in peace bringing food and medical supplies.

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And their first diplomatic meeting and the proposed leader and representative of Planet Earth is Donald Trump...

Imagine him spearheading an event of that magnitude forever in history.

It's genuinely hard to fathom.

Honestly I can imagine Obama pulling it off but not Trump.
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OpheliaAdenade
07/24/17 12:25:09 PM
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The worst thing is that because Trump agrees with the last person he talked to, he'd just go along with whatever the aliens wanted. :u
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Were_Wyrm
07/24/17 12:25:53 PM
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If they landed in Ameria why would they meet with Trump first? Shouldn't they meet with Ameria's leader?
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UnfairRepresent
07/24/17 12:28:25 PM
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OpheliaAdenade posted...
The worst thing is that because Trump agrees with the last person he talked to, he'd just go along with whatever the aliens wanted. :u

UnfairRepresent posted...
saying they come in peace bringing food and medical supplies.



Well that would be a good thing
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masterpug53
07/24/17 12:30:14 PM
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'We need to build a wall to keep the flying saucers out.'
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SpiralDrift
07/24/17 12:31:17 PM
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All he has to do is press A to launch the special attack.
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El Mexicano Texano
07/24/17 12:33:10 PM
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He would probably bomb the shit out of them I don't see a problem with that
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HylianFox
07/24/17 12:33:20 PM
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OpheliaAdenade posted...
The worst thing is that because Trump agrees with the last person he talked to, he'd just go along with whatever the aliens wanted. :u

He is really fucking easy to manipulate, my god
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Milkman5
07/24/17 12:34:33 PM
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You guys are talking about how bad Trump would supposedly be in a fake event that never happened and will never happen


Let that sink in
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OpheliaAdenade
07/24/17 12:35:01 PM
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HylianFox posted...
OpheliaAdenade posted...
The worst thing is that because Trump agrees with the last person he talked to, he'd just go along with whatever the aliens wanted. :u

He is really fucking easy to manipulate, my god


I keep hoping he'll meet with Bernie Sanders and have a chat. :( But I'm assuming his handlers realize this about him and won't allow it.
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HylianFox
07/24/17 12:37:45 PM
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OpheliaAdenade posted...
HylianFox posted...
OpheliaAdenade posted...
The worst thing is that because Trump agrees with the last person he talked to, he'd just go along with whatever the aliens wanted. :u

He is really fucking easy to manipulate, my god


I keep hoping he'll meet with Bernie Sanders and have a chat. :( But I'm assuming his handlers realize this about him and won't allow it.

All Bernie has to do is say nice things about him and he;d be eating out of his hand

of course, it's also really fucking hard to say nice things about him
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Ammonitida
07/24/17 12:39:46 PM
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It would be a total disaster. Trump would make peaceful contact, only for Dims to see this as evidence of "treasonous collusion" with a hostile alien power and demand that we go to war with a race that mastered FTL travel!
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UnfairRepresent
07/24/17 12:44:16 PM
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Milkman5 posted...
You guys are talking about how bad Trump would supposedly be in a fake event that never happened and will never happen


Let that sink in

Found the Trump voter
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Ammonitida
07/24/17 12:45:34 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Milkman5 posted...
You guys are talking about how bad Trump would supposedly be in a fake event that never happened and will never happen


Let that sink in

Found the Trump voter


No, you found Joseph Paul Watson.
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UnfairRepresent
07/25/17 4:33:07 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
'We need to build a wall to keep the flying saucers out.'

That doesn't make sense
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Kim Kusanagi
07/25/17 5:16:20 PM
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End of humanity
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SSJ-JohnLennon
07/26/17 6:51:50 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Milkman5 posted...
You guys are talking about how bad Trump would supposedly be in a fake event that never happened and will never happen


Let that sink in

Found the Trump voter

Okay? And that matters why?
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Darmik
07/26/17 6:53:46 PM
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Did I ride that thing in Golden Axe?

The Alien I mean not Trump.
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Panthera
07/26/17 6:58:06 PM
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I doubt it matters who the President is, the communication issues alone would take years to handle and an alien species would likely have values so different from what human beings care about that any human leader would likely be equally peculiar to them. Hell, it might be best to introduce them to the dumbest we have - they'll probably be just as excited to meet another intelligent species as we are, and if they get hyped about Trump it will make them like us even more when they start meeting people who are vaguely competent
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