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Patty_Fleur
07/25/17 7:51:41 PM
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Have you?
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Kaiganeer
07/25/17 7:52:14 PM
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every time
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ssj3vegeta2
07/25/17 7:52:37 PM
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ManLink4321
07/25/17 7:53:07 PM
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every time I post on CE
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Turbam
07/25/17 7:53:39 PM
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At school, for no reason
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Patty_Fleur
07/25/17 7:54:08 PM
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I literally have a bone right now watching my AI controlled Red Hood fight Supergirl.
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stone
07/25/17 7:58:13 PM
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Plenty of times when I was younger. Would get random boners all the time.
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Returning_CEmen
07/25/17 7:59:47 PM
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I always wear mine proudly
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ShinigamiSoul
07/25/17 8:02:22 PM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
I always wear mine proudly

Even at work?
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Returning_CEmen
07/25/17 8:13:17 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
I always wear mine proudly

Even at work?

Yes, I have a big dick. What is there to be ashamed of if someone sees the outline? I can't control it.
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Luigi and Tails
07/25/17 8:20:23 PM
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I get them occasionally. I think every man does, and knows what to do. I feel sorry for those on here who "proudly display" them but nobody else ever actually notices.

FWIW the last embarrassing moment for me was when I popped by a friend's house to pick up my missus. She has a very sexy (but useable daily) pair of heels that I love seeing her in. Earlier that morning, before we went to work, we spent half an hour together doing couple stuff upstairs. She had put on my favourite heels. When I picked her up later on, she was still wearing my favourite heels. My buddy is a good friend (I best manned at his wedding) and his wife is good friends with my missus. They were discussing clothes and shoes and my friend's wife was complimenting my girl's shoes. I thought back to the morning and couldn't help my natural reaction.

Of course, it was then that we moved from the kitchen bar stools into the main room. I pretended that my wallet was broken so had to rest it against my trousers while walking to the main room.
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Harpie
07/25/17 8:21:03 PM
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Can't say I have tbh
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NOM
07/25/17 8:21:29 PM
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Nah it's too small to see anyway
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gatorsPENSbucs
07/25/17 8:22:37 PM
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Nah not really. If one ever came up at the wrong time I'd just tuck it up into my pants waistband.
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WizardPowers
07/25/17 8:24:18 PM
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random car boners are the worst

why is that even a thing
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ShinigamiSoul
07/25/17 8:26:28 PM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
I always wear mine proudly

Even at work?

Yes, I have a big dick. What is there to be ashamed of if someone sees the outline? I can't control it.

Uh, what if kids are around
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Harpie
07/25/17 8:26:53 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
I always wear mine proudly

Even at work?

Yes, I have a big dick. What is there to be ashamed of if someone sees the outline? I can't control it.

Uh, what if kids are around

Just think of the children!
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Returning_CEmen
07/25/17 10:17:44 PM
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Harpie posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
I always wear mine proudly

Even at work?

Yes, I have a big dick. What is there to be ashamed of if someone sees the outline? I can't control it.

Uh, what if kids are around

Just think of the children!

I'd imagine they wouldn't notice unless they were looking for it.
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ShinigamiSoul
07/25/17 10:29:09 PM
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Ah hah! So it's not big enough to notice after all

Busted
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EnragedSlith
07/25/17 10:30:52 PM
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Twice in my life.

First time was when my mom caught me beating the one eyed snake at 14.

Second time was at 15, sharing a dance with a female friend I didn't realize I was intensely attracted to. While her dad was watching.
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Jiek_Fafn
07/25/17 10:34:30 PM
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Yeah. I just let it sit straight out like that scene in Anchorman.
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Phantom_Nook
07/25/17 10:35:28 PM
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Once in high school, I was talking to two hot girls with a couple of friends, and I got a boner at some point. After the girls left, my friend said I need to work on hiding my boners.
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HogRiderreturns
07/25/17 10:36:14 PM
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WizardPowers posted...
random car boners are the worst

why is that even a thing

Car vibrations.
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Returning_CEmen
07/25/17 10:37:34 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
Ah hah! So it's not big enough to notice after all

Busted

Its 8 inches.
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HogRiderreturns
07/25/17 10:38:02 PM
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EnragedSlith posted...
Second time was at 15, sharing a dance with a female friend I didn't realize I was intensely attracted to. While her dad was watching.

Ah, the ol' slow dance chubby.
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