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Printerscape
07/25/17 8:41:05 PM
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I'm getting old.
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ShinigamiSoul
07/25/17 8:42:45 PM
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"Ooo that's a nice comforter set"
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Vicious_Dios
07/25/17 8:43:31 PM
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'That's a waste of a pizza.'
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Luigi and Tails
07/25/17 8:44:24 PM
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I watched one where a mechanic came to visit a helpless female (other genders are available) and presented 4 spark plugs to replace the ones in her car. The car was an M3, with 6 cylinders.

I found myself getting more irritated by the plot hole than I did by subsequent accidental insertion. Remember kids, never replace spark plugs unless you have a full set.

Ahem.
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Polycosm
07/25/17 8:47:38 PM
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time to get off the computer, Dad
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meralonne
07/25/17 8:50:53 PM
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10/10 topic
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33
07/25/17 8:53:09 PM
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"This music is terrible."
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TheoryzC
07/25/17 9:04:35 PM
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"Where can I get those curtains?"
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frozenshock
07/25/17 9:06:13 PM
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33 posted...
"This music is terrible."


I remember a porn movie that I watched many years ago and the music was actually pretty nice

I still whistle it once in a while

It was called Cindy, with Eva Falk and Karen Lancaume
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omega cookie
07/25/17 9:22:29 PM
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There's a porn video that someone put on at a bachelor party a while back. One of those "we're totally at a real college party and this wild shit is happening!" ones.

I don't remember who pointed it out, but someone noticed that in the background, out in the hallway, some guy was dressed up as Beetlejuice and just dancing. The entire time. Every time the camera pointed that way, he's just off in the distance busting sick moves.

We all just watched this porn, yelling anytime they actually showed the action because we wanted to see more funky Beetlejuice.
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ForestLogic
07/25/17 9:25:16 PM
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TC stole this joke from someone else.
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DirkDiggles
07/25/17 9:27:16 PM
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Printerscape
07/25/17 9:27:42 PM
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ForestLogic posted...
TC stole this joke from someone else.

If I did, it was unintentional.
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emblem boy
07/25/17 9:28:34 PM
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Those porn locations and houses are really nice sometimes. I get jelly
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ForestLogic
07/25/17 9:29:37 PM
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Printerscape posted...
ForestLogic posted...
TC stole this joke from someone else.

If I did, it was unintentional.


Ah, my bad then. Never mind.
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ThineEnemy
07/25/17 9:30:05 PM
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P4wn4g3
07/25/17 9:52:56 PM
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Guy moves pawn all the way across a chess board
Girl: "oh no I lose"
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Polycosm
07/25/17 9:59:04 PM
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P4wn4g3 posted...
Guy moves pawn all the way across a chess board
Girl: "oh no I lose"

Pawnage à Trois: la Passion en Passant
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E32005
07/25/17 9:59:58 PM
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Touch
07/25/17 10:02:36 PM
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omega cookie posted...
There's a porn video that someone put on at a bachelor party a while back. One of those "we're totally at a real college party and this wild shit is happening!" ones.

I don't remember who pointed it out, but someone noticed that in the background, out in the hallway, some guy was dressed up as Beetlejuice and just dancing. The entire time. Every time the camera pointed that way, he's just off in the distance busting sick moves.

We all just watched this porn, yelling anytime they actually showed the action because we wanted to see more funky Beetlejuice.

I REALLY wanna see this now
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NES4EVER
07/25/17 10:09:17 PM
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Luigi and Tails posted...
I watched one where a mechanic came to visit a helpless female (other genders are available) and presented 4 spark plugs to replace the ones in her car. The car was an M3, with 6 cylinders.

I found myself getting more irritated by the plot hole than I did by subsequent accidental insertion. Remember kids, never replace spark plugs unless you have a full set.

Ahem.


There is an encore career for you. Pornographic automobile consultant. If fast and the furious has consultants for realism why can't porn have them?
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SSJGrimReaper
07/25/17 10:11:53 PM
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*Watches porn*
*Girl talking on phone but the screen is completely blank*

me: LOL
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legendarylemur
07/25/17 10:12:46 PM
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I can't watch irl porn cuz the storyline is horrible. I got spoiled by hentais honestly
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BLAKUboy
07/25/17 10:14:44 PM
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Touch posted...
omega cookie posted...
There's a porn video that someone put on at a bachelor party a while back. One of those "we're totally at a real college party and this wild shit is happening!" ones.

I don't remember who pointed it out, but someone noticed that in the background, out in the hallway, some guy was dressed up as Beetlejuice and just dancing. The entire time. Every time the camera pointed that way, he's just off in the distance busting sick moves.

We all just watched this porn, yelling anytime they actually showed the action because we wanted to see more funky Beetlejuice.

I REALLY wanna see this now

Same. This sounds amazing.
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Banjo2553
07/25/17 10:17:30 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
*Watches porn*
*Girl talking on phone but the screen is completely blank*

me: LOL

Actually a lot of phones make the screen go blank when you put it up to your ear during a call. So it's actually kinda accurate.
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Polycosm
07/25/17 10:20:12 PM
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Banjo2553 posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
*Watches porn*
*Girl talking on phone but the screen is completely blank*

me: LOL

Actually a lot of phones make the screen go blank when you put it up to your ear during a call. So it's actually kinda accurate.

plus that's really rude to peep at someone's screen
that's personal, dude
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SSJGrimReaper
07/25/17 10:21:18 PM
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Polycosm posted...
Banjo2553 posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
*Watches porn*
*Girl talking on phone but the screen is completely blank*

me: LOL

Actually a lot of phones make the screen go blank when you put it up to your ear during a call. So it's actually kinda accurate.

plus that's really rude to peep at someone's screen
that's personal, dude

damn
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MKScorpion214
07/25/17 10:24:10 PM
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"Huh, the color palette in this room is exquisite"
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TheMikh
07/25/17 10:25:11 PM
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sometimes porn has pretty dank interior design

it's a shame i don't post porn on my aesthetic tumblr
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DirkDiggles
07/25/17 10:27:28 PM
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I also like the ones where they are playing videogames. lol playing Sonic the Hedgehog with a N64 controller.
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omega cookie
07/25/17 10:33:08 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
Touch posted...
omega cookie posted...
There's a porn video that someone put on at a bachelor party a while back. One of those "we're totally at a real college party and this wild shit is happening!" ones.

I don't remember who pointed it out, but someone noticed that in the background, out in the hallway, some guy was dressed up as Beetlejuice and just dancing. The entire time. Every time the camera pointed that way, he's just off in the distance busting sick moves.

We all just watched this porn, yelling anytime they actually showed the action because we wanted to see more funky Beetlejuice.

I REALLY wanna see this now

Same. This sounds amazing.

I have spent years trying to find the video, and I can't. Not only do I not remember anything about the actual porn, not even what the girl looks like, but none of the guys there remember who brought it.

Dancing Beetlejuice Porn is too good for this world.
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ExMechaGodzilla
07/25/17 10:35:36 PM
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"...I think they're watching Attack on Titan subbed"

Something I thought a few days ago from the sounds of the TV
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Yaridovich
07/25/17 10:38:24 PM
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I tried some of that VR 360 porn a few weeks back and it was in POV, so while this blond russian chick was just going off I was looking around noticed that a nearby coffee table had six issues of Golf Digest on it. It really bothered me. Who the fuck just keeps half a year's worth of Golf Digest on a coffee table in the same room that has a Bowflex in it?
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legendarylemur
07/25/17 10:39:18 PM
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Yaridovich posted...
I tried some of that VR 360 porn a few weeks back and it was in POV, so while this blond russian chick was just going off I was looking around noticed that a nearby coffee table had six issues of Golf Digest on it. It really bothered me. Who the fuck just keeps half a year's worth of Gold Digest on a coffee table in the same room that has a Bowflex in it?

Wow I do, you racist
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fan357
07/25/17 10:40:47 PM
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Lots of porn places rent out nice houses so it makes sense. My old bosses house would have been perfect for that. He had real marble counters.
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