Current Events > I remember when my friend's mom gave him the 'Guys genitals become itchy talk'

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AwesomeOSauce
07/27/17 4:34:24 AM
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It was Summer when I was 12 years old and I was in the car with my friend and his mom (single mother divorcee). She saw him scratch his inner thigh or something and adjust something. So she then started having the conversation with him like 'Ohhh you are getting to that point, yeah the point where guys start to scratch. When puberty really hits as an adolescent guys start getting itchy in some very interesting places."

I remember being in the backseat cringing because it was awkward as all hell going wtf is this real life?

She then went on to say especially in the summer that guys who start having pubic hair in their pelvic area get really itchy combine with the heat from the summer and the sweat it causes combined with the kind of underwear they use and how in order to be a gentlemen you are going to have to learn when to scratch an itch in your pants in public without getting noticed or going to a bathroom or something and scratching because if there is something women hate to see is a guy scratching himself there in public.

My friend was like "Ohhhhhh moommmmmmmm! come on mooommmmmmm!" and laughing.

So awkward for me in the backseat though. My friend and his mom were in the front seat.
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Dash_Harber
07/27/17 4:42:11 AM
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My and my wife were on the phone with my mom the other day and I was complaining about how the humidity made my balls so itchy. Maybe I grew up in a crass family ...
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EnragedSlith
07/27/17 4:42:46 AM
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ClockworkHare
07/27/17 4:43:42 AM
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Well at least she tried to bridge subject with her son. I respect that.

Quite a few single mothers just let the sons float aimlessly without even rudimentary biological guidance. You don't have to be a man to learn how a penis works and educate sons about it...

To be fair, the same can be said for some single fathers who avoid dealing with their daughters' puberty like it's just an urban legend.
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iron jojo
07/27/17 4:45:39 AM
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I bet she was super horny at that moment
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