Current Events > Would you let Donald Trump hold your baby?

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UnfairRepresent
07/28/17 3:26:52 PM
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President of the United States of America


You're out one day with your little baby daughter when Donald Trump walks past. notices the American cameras filming him and suddenly walks up to you, clasps your shoulder warmly all smiles and loudly goes "Look at this fine American baby boy, this is the future right here, let me tell you, you're not gonna believe what these kids are going to end up doing, trust me, they're gonna be the best because we're the best. It's going to be great truly amazing."

And then holds out his hands expectedly for to to let him hold your baby girl.

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Would you let him?
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Milkman5
07/28/17 3:27:25 PM
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I don't have a baby, but why not?
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KiwiTerraRizing
07/28/17 3:28:47 PM
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Fuck no
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TheVipaGTS
07/28/17 3:29:53 PM
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No
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SageHarpuia
07/28/17 3:31:18 PM
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Sure why not?
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Chad-Henne
07/28/17 3:31:49 PM
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iosifsvoboda
07/28/17 3:32:05 PM
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Nope he's gonna grab her pussy
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UnfairRepresent
07/28/17 3:37:36 PM
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iosifsvoboda posted...
Nope he's gonna grab her pussy

Dude it's a baby
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Paper_Okami
07/28/17 3:37:50 PM
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Baby on the left is the ugliest baby i've ever seen, which is saying something.
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lukabrosci
07/28/17 3:39:19 PM
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Yes.

Hillary the Lizard on the other hand would eat it
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ledbowman
07/28/17 3:40:26 PM
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No he has herpes
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iosifsvoboda
07/28/17 3:40:39 PM
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Bullet_Wing posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
iosifsvoboda posted...
Nope he's gonna grab her pussy

Dude it's a baby

Dude it's Donald Trump

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The Top Crusader
07/28/17 3:45:40 PM
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I'm no fan, but honestly I'd probably let any President hold my baby. >_> I mean, it'd be pretty cool to meet a sitting President. I admit Trump does make that harder than it would've been with any previous ones... I have disagreements with both parties, but I think the Bushes, Clinton, and Obama would all be neat to get to talk to.

I DID get to spend a little time with Romney and Kasich once, but alas, no White House for them.
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07/28/17 3:47:16 PM
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UnfairRepresent
07/28/17 3:49:30 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
I bet 13 of the 14 voting no will never have kids.

We're on gamefaqs. 13 out of 14 users will never have kids
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OpheliaAdenade
07/28/17 3:49:56 PM
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I'd give him my first born child if he asked for it.
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iosifsvoboda
07/28/17 3:56:31 PM
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I just had a daughter and I'm hopeful by the time that she knows what the president is that Donald trump Gets the Damnatio Memoriae treatment
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UnfairRepresent
07/28/17 3:57:57 PM
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iosifsvoboda posted...
I just had a daughter and I'm hopeful by the time that she knows what the president is that Donald trump has been wiped from the history books

Dude unless there is some kind of Fallout style global holocaust people are going to be talking about Trump for over a century.
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bluezero
07/28/17 3:58:31 PM
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iosifsvoboda
07/28/17 4:07:50 PM
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I would say 20 years but unless he actually accomplishes some of the dumb shit he is trying to accomplish I don't think he will be spoken of that much in 100 years.
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UnfairRepresent
07/28/17 4:09:07 PM
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iosifsvoboda posted...
I would say 20 years but unless he actually accomplishes some of the dumb shit he is trying to accomplish I don't think he will be spoken of that much in 100 years.

You say with a straight face yet know who Caligula is
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pinky0926
07/28/17 4:13:17 PM
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I wouldn't trust him to keep a firm grip with those tiny hands
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iosifsvoboda
07/28/17 4:16:01 PM
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Yes because I study history. I would say about 5% of the American population knows who he is.

Now Woodrow Wilson is a better example because he was the president 100 years ago. And I would say at least a majority of people do not know who he is.


Also kinda weird how you can have absolute opposite presidents 100 years apart and not in way you would think.
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UnfairRepresent
07/28/17 4:20:50 PM
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iosifsvoboda posted...
I would say about 5% of the American population knows who he is.

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UnfairRepresent
07/30/17 4:09:25 AM
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GOATTHlEF posted...
lol America
>will trust Trump with nuclear codes.
>won't trust him with their baby.

Considering it was a choice between him and Clinton your point is moot
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joe40001
07/30/17 4:13:09 AM
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No, honestly WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too many people are way too glib about whom they hand their baby off too.

This is your baby, this is by far your most valuable item, do not give it to every fucking person to hold.

If you had delicate glassware you would not give it to everybody to hold, well this baby (presumably) is way more valuable to you than that.
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UnfairRepresent
07/30/17 8:16:59 PM
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joe40001 posted...
No, honestly WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too many people are way too glib about whom they hand their baby off too.

This is your baby, this is by far your most valuable item, do not give it to every fucking person to hold.

If you had delicate glassware you would not give it to everybody to hold, well this baby (presumably) is way more valuable to you than that.

I'm dubious of this logic because it's the same logic you hear Saudi Arabians make about keeping women in the house and not giving them equal rights.

"No it's not because we disrespect women! It's the exact opposite! We care about them so much that we must go to great lengths to protect them! Like if you had a diamond statue! You wouldn't let it out in public!"

That's still turning a living thing into an "It" which is a bad thing
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joe40001
07/31/17 7:29:54 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
joe40001 posted...
No, honestly WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too many people are way too glib about whom they hand their baby off too.

This is your baby, this is by far your most valuable item, do not give it to every fucking person to hold.

If you had delicate glassware you would not give it to everybody to hold, well this baby (presumably) is way more valuable to you than that.

I'm dubious of this logic because it's the same logic you hear Saudi Arabians make about keeping women in the house and not giving them equal rights.

"No it's not because we disrespect women! It's the exact opposite! We care about them so much that we must go to great lengths to protect them! Like if you had a diamond statue! You wouldn't let it out in public!"

That's still turning a living thing into an "It" which is a bad thing


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What?

I'm dehumanizing babies by saying people should care about not dropping them?

What?

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Seriously, what you said is sincerely one of the weirdest and dumbest comparisons I've ever heard.
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Funkydog
07/31/17 7:32:32 AM
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I would tell him I serve the queen. Not a bunch of traitors and inform the local guard of his misdeeds.
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voldothegr8
07/31/17 7:42:59 AM
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Fuck yeah, it would be my baby's crowning achievement.
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marc55
07/31/17 8:53:15 AM
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no
hes too old for him holding a baby to be safe
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HypnoCoosh
07/31/17 8:55:05 AM
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If you say no it's because you're a racist.
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UnfairRepresent
08/01/17 8:22:55 AM
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HypnoCoosh posted...
If you say no it's because you're a racist.

wut
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UnfairRepresent
08/02/17 1:51:45 PM
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Dead even so far
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