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Damn_Underscore
07/28/17 9:16:04 PM
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it's all about physics... the way different pitches work and the way the ball moves off the bat

and statistics are a big part of the game too
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SSJGrimReaper
07/28/17 9:16:27 PM
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TheVipaGTS
07/28/17 9:16:58 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
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Thunder_Armor
07/28/17 9:16:58 PM
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I'm a nerd and I like baseball.
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Blue_Dream87
07/28/17 9:17:21 PM
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It's boring af to watch.

Gamers who like baseball probably spend 8 hours a day watching let's plays
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JE19426
07/28/17 9:18:35 PM
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They don't. Baseball is the game of nerds.
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Damn_Underscore
07/28/17 9:18:43 PM
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Thunder_Armor posted...
I'm a nerd and I like baseball.


that's good
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CatataFish462
07/28/17 9:24:27 PM
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Because nerds are too weak
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EffectAndCause
07/28/17 9:28:40 PM
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I love the sport of baseball, but two things need to happen.

1. Season needs to be cut to 82 games to match NHL and NBA.
2. There needs to be a 10 second pitch timer. If the pitcher goes over it, it's an automatic ball, and if the batter goes over it by stepping out of the box it's an automatic strike.

Speed up the games, speed up the season.
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LordMarshal
07/28/17 9:30:48 PM
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I find sports boring. They just dont interest me. Nothing personally against them though.
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Inferno Dive Dragoon
07/28/17 9:34:31 PM
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I don't care for sports in general really, it was just never my thing.
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Damn_Underscore
07/28/17 9:35:20 PM
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No to an 82 game season. The baseball season has been well over 100 games since pro baseball started. And half of the games are played in the summer when no other sport is playing.

I agree with having a pitch timer, but not 10 seconds
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VectorChaos
07/28/17 9:36:33 PM
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Just let the hitters roid the fuck out. Seriously.
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apolloooo
07/28/17 9:39:12 PM
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baseball is fun. soccer on the other hand, i don't get why it is so popular. it's boring as fuck
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Calwings
07/28/17 9:41:10 PM
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Thunder_Armor posted...
I'm a nerd and I like baseball.

This. I've loved baseball since I was a little kid. Even went to games 1 and 6 of the 1997 World Series with my dad and brother.

EffectAndCause posted...
I love the sport of baseball, but two things need to happen.

1. Season needs to be cut to 82 games to match NHL and NBA.
2. There needs to be a 10 second pitch timer. If the pitcher goes over it, it's an automatic ball, and if the batter goes over it by stepping out of the box it's an automatic strike.

Speed up the games, speed up the season.

I agree with cutting the number of games (to like 120 or so, not all the way down to 82) but I've always thought trying to speed up the game itself was pointless. People are like "we want the games to be shorter" but they're also like "we want there to be more offense and more excitement", and those two things directly conflict with each other. More offense means more runs are scored, more batters come to bat, more pitches are thrown, and the game takes longer.

If you want games to be shorter, make pace of game changes but don't complain when a game ends in a low and unexciting score like 1-0 or 2-1. If you want more offense and more excitement, don't complain about sitting there and watching a game for 3+ hours. You can't have it both ways.
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DrizztLink
07/28/17 9:42:52 PM
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apolloooo posted...
baseball is fun. soccer on the other hand, i don't get why it is so popular. it's boring as fuck

I played soccer, so that's probably why I like watching it.
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Damn_Underscore
07/28/17 9:44:11 PM
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apolloooo posted...
baseball is fun. soccer on the other hand, i don't get why it is so popular. it's boring as fuck


It's the size of the field. The standard soccer field is way too big.
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EffectAndCause
07/28/17 11:06:49 PM
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A pitch timer wouldn't affect the offense or the actual quality of play IMO, it really just trims a lot of the fat and filler time.

Though i'll admit I wish we could come up with a solution for excessive fouls. I'd really rather have EVERY pitch mean something.
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TheVipaGTS
07/28/17 11:17:18 PM
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Captain_Qwark posted...
I like it

way more enjoyable than football or basketball IMO

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rabbi_baby
07/28/17 11:21:04 PM
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Nerds love baseball.

Fantasy baseball/football is Dungeons and Dragons with a different hat.
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Turbam
07/28/17 11:21:45 PM
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Jameel: Hey Big Bobby, how was the Basketball game?
Big Bobby: Hey Jameel, the Basketball game was awesome what a great game. Final score was 140-137!


Daddy Dan: Hey Tuff Benny, how was the (american) football game?
Tuff Benny: Hey Daddy Dan, the Football game was awesome what a great game. Final score was 200-186


Slim Stankley: Hey Adnan Janan, how was the baseball game?
Adnan Janan: Hey Slim Stankley, the baseball game was awesome what a great game. Final score was 2-0

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BlackHorse6969
07/28/17 11:22:29 PM
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i wish baseball were more like anime baseball
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TheVipaGTS
07/28/17 11:28:54 PM
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rabbi_baby posted...
Nerds love baseball.

Fantasy baseball/football is Dungeons and Dragons with a different hat.

why do people always say this? "my dwarf slayed the mystical dragon because i rolled a 5 on the dice" isn't the same as "Tom Brady got me 25 points today and i won"...
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Xeno14
07/28/17 11:31:06 PM
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Calwings posted...

If you want games to be shorter, make pace of game changes but don't complain when a game ends in a low and unexciting score like 1-0 or 2-1. If you want more offense and more excitement, don't complain about sitting there and watching a game for 3+ hours. You can't have it both ways.

portraying it as shorter is kind of the wrong framing. they want to quicken the pace of the game. What are the two biggest sports in america? Basketball and football. both have ways to keep the action pretty constant.
when basketball didn't have the shot clock, it didn't attract fans.
football has the play clock.
what does baseball have?
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Trumpo
07/28/17 11:37:12 PM
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BlackHorse6969 posted...
i wish baseball were more like anime baseball

One Outs and Ace of Diamond were pretty good.
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rabbi_baby
07/28/17 11:37:44 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
rabbi_baby posted...
Nerds love baseball.

Fantasy baseball/football is Dungeons and Dragons with a different hat.

why do people always say this? "my dwarf slayed the mystical dragon because i rolled a 5 on the dice" isn't the same as "Tom Brady got me 25 points today and i won"...


Because following stats on a made up game is the same as following stats on a made up game.

EDIT: And being in a "fantasy league" is pretending you're the owner of a team in a league. How is this different from pretending you're a dwarf fighting a dragon? It's all make believe bullshit. You're fooling yourself if you think it's any different.
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MabusIncarnate
07/28/17 11:38:39 PM
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Baseball is a great sport, been watching since I was a kid in the early 90's. I'm good to watch at least 50-60 games per season.
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Paper_Okami
07/28/17 11:40:09 PM
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I like Baseball a lot, but not as much as Football and Basketball.
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TheVipaGTS
07/28/17 11:41:49 PM
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rabbi_baby posted...
a made up game

Except...sports actually happen. it isn't made up. what that player does happens in real life..i get the point you're trying to make but this recent trend of D&D nerds trying to put themselves on the same level as sports fans who play fantasy sports is funny to me. Its closer to betting than it is D&D....are you saying people who bet on sports are just like D&D players?
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AmonAmarth
07/28/17 11:47:10 PM
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why do overweight and obese people love baseball?

as someone who is in shape and definetly not a liberal.
baseball is boring as ****.
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Pancake
07/28/17 11:49:12 PM
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baseball is interesting if you can be interested in every pitch. thankfully the player who got me into watching baseball was pedro martinez.
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