Poll of the Day > I just figured out a foolproof way to hide one's porn.

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GanonsSpirit
07/30/17 7:31:40 PM
#1:


Make a folder on the desktop named "Internet Explorer" and change the icon to the IE icon. Then no one will ever find it.

If only I needed to hide my porn, then I could put this amazing plan into action.
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helIy
07/30/17 7:32:51 PM
#2:


who doesn't just watch porn on their phone
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SkynyrdRocker
07/30/17 7:34:56 PM
#3:


How will making a folder stop people from finding my Debbie Does Dallas VHS tape?
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Currant_Kaiser
07/30/17 7:35:00 PM
#4:


I'm seriously impressed.
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WastelandCowboy
07/30/17 7:37:15 PM
#5:


What if someone actually wants to use Internet Explorer to check out Facebook?
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wwinterj25
07/30/17 7:39:13 PM
#6:


helIy posted...
who doesn't just watch porn on their phone

Why not both? I mean sometimes a bigger screen is welcome.
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GanonsSpirit
07/30/17 7:40:44 PM
#7:


WastelandCowboy posted...
What if someone actually wants to use Internet Explorer

Sorry, I don't really understand the question.
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EclairReturns
07/30/17 7:46:08 PM
#8:


xEnuYnu

Now I just need to download the material. Then again, watching porn is bad for me because it'll keep reminding me of something I will never get. :(
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Kana
07/30/17 7:48:00 PM
#9:


Or you could just not store porn on a shared computer like a dummy
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helIy
07/30/17 7:48:00 PM
#10:


wwinterj25 posted...
helIy posted...
who doesn't just watch porn on their phone

Why not both? I mean sometimes a bigger screen is welcome.

a phone is infinitely more versatile

can't see it? move it closer to your face
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Lightning Bolt
07/30/17 7:49:20 PM
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https://image.prntscr.com/image/xeKCuaLFT4eZXtGxj8wojg.png

lol hiding porn

Kana posted...
Or you could just not store porn on a shared computer like a dummy

You need it for when the internet goes down or when skynet collapses society.
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wwinterj25
07/30/17 7:51:53 PM
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helIy posted...
a phone is infinitely more versatile


It's certainly better for the portable aspect of things. Hence why I said "why not both?".

helIy posted...
can't see it? move it closer to your face


I never said I can't see it.
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helIy
07/30/17 7:52:41 PM
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i NeVeR sAiD i CoUlDn't SeE It
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Zeus
07/30/17 7:53:40 PM
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What if somebody doesn't realize Firefox or Chrome is installed and clicks on IE to go install another browser?
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Sahuagin
07/30/17 7:55:45 PM
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Yellow
07/30/17 7:56:34 PM
#16:


Your images will still show up in recently used files, and Windows will scan your entire PC for images and make albums that sometimes pop up in notifications and the start menu.

You have to make a zipped password protected folder. Not even the feds can crack a good encrypted file.
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helIy
07/30/17 7:56:49 PM
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you can do this trick literally anywhere on the computer, with any icon, so, yeah
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wwinterj25
07/30/17 7:57:03 PM
#18:


helIy posted...
i NeVeR sAiD i CoUlDn't SeE It

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwzVsPGTN9U

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Lightning Bolt
07/30/17 7:58:20 PM
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Make it the same color as your background and name it blank so it can be invisible and only appear for people who highlight your desktop like spooky porn.
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helIy
07/30/17 7:59:21 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
helIy posted...
i NeVeR sAiD i CoUlDn't SeE It

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwzVsPGTN9U

shkakaaaa
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Yellow
07/30/17 8:00:21 PM
#21:


Lightning Bolt posted...
Make it the same color as your background and name it blank so it can be invisible and only appear for people who highlight your desktop like spooky porn.

I might be taking this too seriously, but it'll still make the little blue box when people randomly hover over it, at that point it'll be extra interesting and they'll click on it for sure.
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SusanGreenEyes
07/30/17 8:07:36 PM
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Zeus posted...
What if somebody doesn't realize Firefox or Chrome is installed and clicks on IE to go install another browser?

You're better off naming it "Old Firefox Data" and burying it amid program files to avoid suspicion.
Nobody would look in there.
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helIy
07/30/17 8:08:59 PM
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i leave all my porn on my desktop to assert my dominance over whoever wants to use my computer
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Yellow
07/30/17 8:19:23 PM
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You can do what you want, but it's not in a zipped folder frankly you're wasting your time hiding anything
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Jiggy101011
07/30/17 8:21:41 PM
#26:


I can't remember the last time I used a computer to watch porn.
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GanonsSpirit
07/30/17 10:12:55 PM
#27:


Yellow posted...
Your images will still show up in recently used files, and Windows will scan your entire PC for images and make albums that sometimes pop up in notifications and the start menu.

You have to make a zipped password protected folder. Not even the feds can crack a good encrypted file.

I don't know what kind of porn you have that you have to hide it from the feds, but I don't need to take such measures.
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FrozenBananas
07/30/17 10:54:43 PM
#28:


GanonsSpirit posted...
WastelandCowboy posted...
What if someone actually wants to use Internet Explorer

Sorry, I don't really understand the question.


What if your mom and dad come to use your computer. It's the only search engine they know
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spooky96
07/30/17 11:05:31 PM
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What an ancient meme, disappointed.
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FinalXemnas
07/30/17 11:07:59 PM
#30:


How often do people watch the same porn to download it?

The incognito window was made for this.
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Syntheticon
07/30/17 11:12:38 PM
#31:


GanonsSpirit posted...
Make a folder on the desktop named "Internet Explorer" and change the icon to the IE icon. Then no one will ever find it.

If only I needed to hide my porn, then I could put this amazing plan into action.

Yep, no basic normie user would ever just click the first browser icon they see...also, streaming sites and why hide it in the first place?
If you make something idiot proof, someone will just make a better idiot.
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Lightning Bolt
07/30/17 11:36:07 PM
#32:


FinalXemnas posted...
How often do people watch the same porn to download it?

I specifically download videos that I haven't seen, but that look good and feature girls I know I like.
Then I save them for a rainy day.
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OtakuD50
07/31/17 12:02:53 AM
#33:


SkynyrdRocker posted...
How will making a folder stop people from finding my Debbie Does Dallas VHS tape?

I put my physical porn in a cardboard box labeled "PORN."
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Krazy_Kirby
07/31/17 12:20:55 AM
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i prefer ie interface. it also has a better pop-up blocker setting. if i place ir on the highest then it doesn't matter if i normal click and there is a hidden ad (i can even click on a ad and nothing happens). chrome can't do that
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joemodda
07/31/17 12:50:25 AM
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Why not just move it all to an external HD and hide it?

Or you could just not share your computer. No need to hide it if there's no one to hide it from
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Conner4REAL
07/31/17 1:02:15 AM
#36:


Why hide it?
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TheCyborgNinja
07/31/17 1:11:40 AM
#37:


Call it "naked penises" and then whoever finds it has to admit they were looking for naked penises.

I remember buying an open box laptop once, and it still had somebody's financial records (with account numbers), family photos, and then what appeared to be two siblings' separate porn folders (based on the family pictures). The guy was into sausage nipples and the girl was into boners in wet underwear. I deleted everything and told them at the store they need to wipe their stuff better.
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Duck-I-Says
07/31/17 1:35:24 AM
#38:


Well if you have to download it instead of stream it why not just put it in a bitlocker encrypted container?
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Yellow
07/31/17 1:39:08 AM
#39:


GanonsSpirit posted...
I don't know what kind of porn you have that you have to hide it from the feds, but I don't need to take such measures.

On second thought, the only for sure thing that really stops the feds from getting into a file is a campfire a hammer and a microwave. Even then, it's best to get out the smelting furnace after that.

They probably have 8 ways to get into an encrypted zip file. Windows probably caches who knows what because it's fuck all for security.
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acesxhigh
07/31/17 1:56:40 AM
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mine is in a folder called "nothing". nobody would expect to find anything in there
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Sherm128
07/31/17 4:31:59 AM
#41:


helIy posted...
who doesn't just watch porn on their phone

That's stupid
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DeltaBladeX
07/31/17 5:20:52 AM
#42:


v9U72eH
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Revelation34
07/31/17 5:59:42 AM
#43:


TheCyborgNinja posted...
Call it "naked penises" and then whoever finds it has to admit they were looking for naked penises.

I remember buying an open box laptop once, and it still had somebody's financial records (with account numbers), family photos, and then what appeared to be two siblings' separate porn folders (based on the family pictures). The guy was into sausage nipples and the girl was into boners in wet underwear. I deleted everything and told them at the store they need to wipe their stuff better.


What if it was the other way around?
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JOExHIGASHI
07/31/17 6:31:58 AM
#44:


or you could just not have porn on your computer
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spiderman88mill
07/31/17 8:31:52 AM
#45:


Bury it 8 folders deep in the program files somewhere. Make sure to turn off logging of "recent files" both in Windows and in whatever media player you use.
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AllstarSniper32
07/31/17 9:35:40 AM
#46:


DeltaBladeX posted...
v9U72eH

nuuuuu! This is giving me traumatic flashbacks.....
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TheSlinja
07/31/17 9:57:39 AM
#47:


all these plebs in here without 50 gigs of H-Games
I keep mine in a folder labled ARC V TAG FORCE SPECIAL in the middle of my games folder
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helly
07/31/17 10:02:53 AM
#48:


Sherm128 posted...
helIy posted...
who doesn't just watch porn on their phone

That's stupid

come up with even one reason that makes sense
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Lightning Bolt
07/31/17 11:54:05 AM
#49:


I can just picture helly with a magnifying glass trying to make out the good stuff on his phone, wishing he had just one more hand.
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TheSlinja
07/31/17 1:58:11 PM
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helly posted...
Sherm128 posted...
helIy posted...
who doesn't just watch porn on their phone

That's stupid

come up with even one reason that makes sense

you cant play many H-Games on a phone
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GanonsSpirit
07/31/17 3:26:51 PM
#51:


TheSlinja posted...
all these plebs in here without 50 gigs of H-Games

I was about to say that you must have a lot of crap because that's a lot of gigs, but then I checked and I have 40 gigs.

My point is, any recommendations?
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