Poll of the Day > So I was playing rocket league with a bro yesterday.

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Thunder_54 07/31/17 11:34:15 AM #1:	We'd been cracking open quite a few cold ones throughout the night. Had watched game of thrones earlier. Everything was going cool. I was showing him my band's new EP since he hadn't heard it yet. While we were playing, anytime I made a goal, he'd reach over and give me a slap on the back. Pretty normal bro stuff. But then I made a hilarious goal. We were laughing HARD. He reached over to pat my back like normal, but this time he missed and his hand landed on my crotch. I didn't react because I knew it was an accident and just brushed it off and kept playing. So we're just playing like normal and making small talk and being generally goofy and my friend randomly starts saying "HOMOsapien"... "HOMOstasis" (Pretty sure he meant homeostasis but didn't realize how it was spelled). Just every few seconds trying to find words that started with "homo". He eventually stopped after like 4 words but it was definitely weird. And that got me thinking "What the **. Was that crotch hand on purpose earlier?... Is he trying to give me signals?!?!" There weren't any other incidents. No other clues. He's in a committed relationship with a woman and has never confided in me that he's bisexual or anything before so I don't have any good reason to think that to be the case. Nothing like that has happened before and I've been way drunker with him in the past. Was I just being paranoid? I'm going to lunch with him later today and don't want to overthink our interactions from now on. --- http://i.imgur.com/Mi1LkTl.jpg "It's all consensual" - Thunder <cite>Thunder_54 posted [p:883924340] in So I was p... [t:75623543]...</cite> <quote>We'd been cracking open quite a few cold ones throughout the night. Had watched game of thrones earlier. Everything was going cool. I was showing him my band's new EP since he hadn't heard it yet. While we were playing, anytime I made a goal, he'd reach over and give me a slap on the back. Pretty normal bro stuff. But then I made a hilarious goal. We were laughing HARD. He reached over to pat my back like normal, but this time he missed and his hand landed on my crotch. I didn't react because I knew it was an accident and just brushed it off and kept playing. So we're just playing like normal and making small talk and being generally goofy and my friend randomly starts saying "HOMOsapien"... "HOMOstasis" (Pretty sure he meant homeostasis but didn't realize how it was spelled). Just every few seconds trying to find words that started with "homo". He eventually stopped after like 4 words but it was definitely weird. And that got me thinking "What the **. Was that crotch hand on purpose earlier?... Is he trying to give me signals?!?!" There weren't any other incidents. No other clues. He's in a committed relationship with a woman and has never confided in me that he's bisexual or anything before so I don't have any good reason to think that to be the case. Nothing like that has happened before and I've been way drunker with him in the past. Was I just being paranoid? I'm going to lunch with him later today and don't want to overthink our interactions from now on.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chaosbowser 07/31/17 11:37:27 AM #2:	He's not gay. He's thundersexual --- I love people. I hate people. <cite>chaosbowser posted [p:883924504] in So I was p... [t:75623543]...</cite> <quote>He's not gay. He's thundersexual</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ihateyou 07/31/17 11:38:50 AM #3:	You might be gay --- GT: Tbirds4lyfe <cite>Ihateyou posted [p:883924573] in So I was p... [t:75623543]...</cite> <quote>You might be gay</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZiggiStardust 07/31/17 11:41:22 AM #4:	thunder be deeeeep in dat closet, ok? --- http://www.twitch.tv/agenttrav <cite>ZiggiStardust posted [p:883924685] in So I was p... [t:75623543]...</cite> <quote>thunder be deeeeep in dat closet, ok?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thunder_54 07/31/17 11:46:28 AM #5:	chaosbowser posted... He's not gay. He's thundersexual Being ThunderSexual is a known phenomena. I've seen it. Ihateyou posted... You might be gay Ehhh. Not likely since I'm also in a committed relationship with a woman. ZiggiStardust posted... thunder be deeeeep in dat closet, ok? What closet? --- http://i.imgur.com/Mi1LkTl.jpg "It's all consensual" - Thunder <cite>Thunder_54 posted [p:883924943] in So I was p... [t:75623543]...</cite> <quote><cite>chaosbowser posted...</cite> <quote>He's not gay. He's thundersexual</quote> Being ThunderSexual is a known phenomena. I've seen it. <cite>Ihateyou posted...</cite> <quote>You might be gay</quote> Ehhh. Not likely since I'm also in a committed relationship with a woman. <cite>ZiggiStardust posted...</cite> <quote>thunder be deeeeep in dat closet, ok?</quote> What closet?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZiggiStardust 07/31/17 11:58:08 AM #6:	Thunder_54 posted... What closet? the reeeeally gay one, bruv --- http://www.twitch.tv/agenttrav <cite>ZiggiStardust posted [p:883925559] in So I was p... [t:75623543]...</cite> <quote><cite>Thunder_54 posted...</cite> <quote>What closet?</quote> the reeeeally gay one, bruv</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrozenBananas 07/31/17 12:08:18 PM #7:	Thunder why are you still here? --- https://i.imgur.com/osxzcML.png <cite>FrozenBananas posted [p:883926059] in So I was p... [t:75623543]...</cite> <quote>Thunder why are you still here?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thunder_54 07/31/17 12:12:14 PM #8:	ZiggiStardust posted... Thunder_54 posted... What closet? the reeeeally gay one, bruv No. No. No closet. You're the closet! FrozenBananas posted... Thunder why are you still here? Still? I leave for years and come back just a few weeks ago for hours at a time and I'm "Still here?". That makes sense. --- http://i.imgur.com/Mi1LkTl.jpg "It's all consensual" - Thunder <cite>Thunder_54 posted [p:883926230] in So I was p... [t:75623543]...</cite> <quote><cite>ZiggiStardust posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Thunder_54 posted...</cite> <quote>What closet?</quote> the reeeeally gay one, bruv</quote> No. No. No closet. You're the closet! <cite>FrozenBananas posted...</cite> <quote>Thunder why are you still here?</quote> Still? I leave for years and come back just a few weeks ago for hours at a time and I'm "Still here?". That makes sense.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
helly 07/31/17 12:14:17 PM #9:	Thunder_54 posted... Still? I leave for years and come back just a few weeks ago for hours at a time and I'm "Still here?". That makes sense. uh it does because you're literally here right now --- killin' darth vader with my mother****in' kick drum <cite>helly posted [p:883926326] in So I was p... [t:75623543]...</cite> <quote><cite>Thunder_54 posted...</cite> <quote>Still? I leave for years and come back just a few weeks ago for hours at a time and I'm "Still here?". That makes sense.</quote> uh it does because you're literally here right now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thunder_54 07/31/17 12:16:03 PM #10:	helly posted... Thunder_54 posted... Still? I leave for years and come back just a few weeks ago for hours at a time and I'm "Still here?". That makes sense. uh it does because you're literally here right now The phasing implies I never left. Which I clearly did. Sure, I'm here right now, but I haven't BEEN here. --- http://i.imgur.com/Mi1LkTl.jpg "It's all consensual" - Thunder <cite>Thunder_54 posted [p:883926418] in So I was p... [t:75623543]...</cite> <quote><cite>helly posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Thunder_54 posted...</cite> <quote>Still? I leave for years and come back just a few weeks ago for hours at a time and I'm "Still here?". That makes sense.</quote> uh it does because you're literally here right now</quote> The phasing implies I never left. Which I clearly did. Sure, I'm here right now, but I haven't BEEN here.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
helly 07/31/17 12:16:44 PM #11:	and yet you're still here --- killin' darth vader with my mother****in' kick drum <cite>helly posted [p:883926447] in So I was p... [t:75623543]...</cite> <quote>and yet you're still here</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrozenBananas 07/31/17 12:19:29 PM #12:	Thunder_54 posted... helly posted... Thunder_54 posted... Still? I leave for years and come back just a few weeks ago for hours at a time and I'm "Still here?". That makes sense. uh it does because you're literally here right now The phasing implies I never left. Which I clearly did. Sure, I'm here right now, but I haven't BEEN here. Just stop --- https://i.imgur.com/osxzcML.png <cite>FrozenBananas posted [p:883926573] in So I was p... [t:75623543]...</cite> <quote><cite>Thunder_54 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>helly posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Thunder_54 posted...</cite> <quote>Still? I leave for years and come back just a few weeks ago for hours at a time and I'm "Still here?". That makes sense.</quote> uh it does because you're literally here right now</quote> The phasing implies I never left. Which I clearly did. Sure, I'm here right now, but I haven't BEEN here.</quote> Just stop</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thunder_54 07/31/17 12:28:13 PM #13:	Why should I leave now? I know I'm desperately wanted here. Telling me to leave is your subconscious playing reverse psychology on you. You know I'll stay if you tell me to leave so you throw a little fit. A tantrum, crying out for my presence. Don't worry. I'll grant it to you. We all know what's really going on here. ;) --- http://i.imgur.com/Mi1LkTl.jpg "It's all consensual" - Thunder <cite>Thunder_54 posted [p:883927023] in So I was p... [t:75623543]...</cite> <quote>Why should I leave now? I know I'm desperately wanted here. Telling me to leave is your subconscious playing reverse psychology on you. You know I'll stay if you tell me to leave so you throw a little fit. A tantrum, crying out for my presence. Don't worry. I'll grant it to you. We all know what's really going on here. ;)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chaosbowser 07/31/17 1:58:52 PM #14:	I missed you thunder chan. ignore the haterz --- I love people. I hate people. <cite>chaosbowser posted [p:883932026] in So I was p... [t:75623543]...</cite> <quote>I missed you thunder chan. ignore the haterz</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thunder_54 07/31/17 2:21:36 PM #15:	chaosbowser posted... I missed you thunder chan. ignore the haterz <3 So back to the real issue. I just remembered that after the incident there was a sharp uptick in game-related innuendos. He kept telling me over and over to "Pound it in there" and that he was "Going for the ball(s)". And he kept shifting in his seat like a madman. I've never sat by him while he was playing before, but the amount of shifting and shorts adjusting was distracting out of the corner of my eye. Strange stuff guys. I still don't know what to think. --- http://i.imgur.com/Mi1LkTl.jpg "It's all consensual" - Thunder <cite>Thunder_54 posted [p:883933323] in So I was p... [t:75623543]...</cite> <quote><cite>chaosbowser posted...</cite> <quote>I missed you thunder chan. ignore the haterz</quote> <3 So back to the real issue. I just remembered that after the incident there was a sharp uptick in game-related innuendos. He kept telling me over and over to "Pound it in there" and that he was "Going for the ball(s)". And he kept shifting in his seat like a madman. I've never sat by him while he was playing before, but the amount of shifting and shorts adjusting was distracting out of the corner of my eye. Strange stuff guys. I still don't know what to think.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 07/31/17 2:27:34 PM #16:	bro job bro job bro job choooo chooo --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:883933685] in So I was p... [t:75623543]...</cite> <quote>bro job bro job bro job choooo chooo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiggy101011 07/31/17 2:51:35 PM #17:	"I'm not gay because I'm in a committed relationship" is up there with "I'm not racist because I know a black person." --- Gamertag: F1RE v2 PSN ID: F1REx Man got me a 9 and she sexy. <cite>Jiggy101011 posted [p:883935108] in So I was p... [t:75623543]...</cite> <quote>"I'm not gay because I'm in a committed relationship" is up there with "I'm not racist because I know a black person."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thunder_54 07/31/17 3:12:28 PM #18:	I can't even get aroused by a man. But I'm trying to figure out if my friend CAN! ?? --- http://i.imgur.com/Mi1LkTl.jpg "It's all consensual" - Thunder <cite>Thunder_54 posted [p:883936390] in So I was p... [t:75623543]...</cite> <quote>I can't even get aroused by a man. But I'm trying to figure out if my friend CAN! ??</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrndNhbrHdCEman 07/31/17 3:50:34 PM #19:	Thunder_54 posted... I can't even get aroused by a man. But I'm trying to figure out if my friend CAN! ?? Sounds like you're a bottom fam. Get yo prostate slammed. --- Official nosy neighbor and gossip http://imgur.com/uGKwGsK <cite>FrndNhbrHdCEman posted [p:883938740] in So I was p... [t:75623543]...</cite> <quote><cite>Thunder_54 posted...</cite> <quote>I can't even get aroused by a man. But I'm trying to figure out if my friend CAN! ??</quote> Sounds like you're a bottom fam. Get yo prostate slammed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thunder_54 07/31/17 3:56:15 PM #20:	Hmm That doesn't sound enjoyable. --- http://i.imgur.com/Mi1LkTl.jpg "It's all consensual" - Thunder <cite>Thunder_54 posted [p:883939088] in So I was p... [t:75623543]...</cite> <quote>Hmm That doesn't sound enjoyable.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrndNhbrHdCEman 08/03/17 4:52:12 PM #21:	Thunder_54 posted... Hmm That doesn't sound enjoyable. Not my game but ya dunno till ya try. --- Official nosy neighbor and gossip http://imgur.com/uGKwGsK <cite>FrndNhbrHdCEman posted [p:884128202] in So I was p... [t:75623543]...</cite> <quote><cite>Thunder_54 posted...</cite> <quote>Hmm That doesn't sound enjoyable.</quote> Not my game but ya dunno till ya try.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Poll of the Day > So I was playing rocket league with a bro yesterday.