Poll of the Day > You know how there is cover bands? I'm going to be a cover comedian

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If you want some pussy, you'll talk all that shit with them. "Hey, yeah, the cosmos.. sure.."

I applied for a job at Starbucks. One of the questions was, 'Why do you want to work at Starbucks?' Uh, because my life is in shambles.

I'd say "I want to constantly fuck up orders because I hate Starbucks. I await your call."
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That woman in the shampoo commercial - she's happy. She's... she's too happy.

MICHALECOLE posted...

I applied for a job at Starbucks. One of the questions was, 'Why do you want to work at Starbucks?' Uh, because my life is in shambles.

tbh, not sure why retailers and low-end jobs ask that. Well, I guess it's a consideration with teens.
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MICHALECOLE posted...

'Why do you want to work at Starbucks?'

Because I want to get some MILF's number while I prepare her coffee.
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Everyone should have to wait tables for one year of their lives, so they realize their ranch dressing isn’t that fucking important.

Zeus posted...

MICHALECOLE posted...

I applied for a job at Starbucks. One of the questions was, 'Why do you want to work at Starbucks?' Uh, because my life is in shambles.

tbh, not sure why retailers and low-end jobs ask that. Well, I guess it's a consideration with teens.

Yeah, I mean if you're over a certain age and your dream is at the bottom rung of the service industry, that honestly sounds worse than "I just need a job."
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I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.

MICHALECOLE posted...

I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.

How white? I look like freaking Nosferatu. It isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.