Board 8 > The Dark Tower: Currently at 16% on Rotten Tomatoes

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Mac Arrowny
08/03/17 1:26:33 PM
#1:


https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_dark_tower_2017

Really too bad this was made into a movie rather than a TV series.

Edit: up to 18% now! Must've gotten a positive review.
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Peace___Frog
08/03/17 1:28:08 PM
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I'm still probably going to see it tomorrow. Imdb has it at a 6.8 so hopefully it'll at least be watchable.

Honestly, I won't even be mad if it ends up at 19%.
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KCF0107
08/03/17 1:29:42 PM
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I don't know anything about the source material, but trailers that I have seen didn't look good. Elba especially had some eye-rolling lines.
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PrivateBiscuit1
08/03/17 1:35:27 PM
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Man, it seems like there's enough crazy action to really make up for anything else to give it better reviews. So this is just disappointing.
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Peace___Frog
08/03/17 1:36:56 PM
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KCF0107 posted...
I don't know anything about the source material, but trailers that I have seen didn't look good. Elba especially had some eye-rolling lines.

I thought his lines were the only ones that didn't look terrible!
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Snake5555555555
08/03/17 1:37:54 PM
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This bums me out big time.
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Wanglicious
08/03/17 1:41:40 PM
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i'm not even sure how they got it this low. that's pretty alarming.
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Bane_Of_Despair
08/03/17 1:44:28 PM
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#betterthanEmojiMovie
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Johnbobb
08/03/17 1:45:49 PM
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I haven't read the original series, but I was still really hoping this would be good
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TexasZea
08/03/17 1:49:37 PM
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the trailer gave me a really bad vibe so I'm not surprised
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MenuWars
08/03/17 2:24:29 PM
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Damn, most of it is probably a reaction to them dropping a lot of the source material. But was still hoping this'd be a good film. Fingers crossed it's just backlash and the movies good in its own right.
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EndOfDiscOne
08/03/17 2:26:15 PM
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Honestly surprised, I thought it would review really well.
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PrivateBiscuit1
08/03/17 2:28:16 PM
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Wait, KIDNAP got a better score than this? What the fuck? Everything I've heard from that movie was that it was almost as bad as Emoji movie.
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MenuWars
08/03/17 2:30:40 PM
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Read a quick bunch of reviews, seems the point I made about the source material is a concern for many, and apparently McConaughey sucks too? Interesting.
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EndOfDiscOne
08/03/17 2:33:54 PM
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I liked the comment that McConaughey and Elba should have switched roles, because that's what I thought from the time they were announced. But it would probably be seen as racist to have a black guy as the "man in black" bad guy.

Too bad McConaughey sucks in this because I thought he would be great.
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HashtagSEP
08/03/17 2:34:34 PM
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Yeah, it seems like the source material is the issue.

Gonna go in blind, so I wonder how it stands on its own
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Peace___Frog
08/03/17 2:40:16 PM
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MenuWars posted...
Read a quick bunch of reviews, seems the point I made about the source material is a concern for many, and apparently McConaughey sucks too? Interesting.

We knew going in that it's basically a sequel, so...
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MenuWars
08/03/17 2:41:11 PM
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A sequel?
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VeryInsane
08/03/17 2:42:36 PM
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Man I remember years back hearing this was gonna get an HBO series

What happened
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Peace___Frog
08/03/17 5:12:39 PM
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They announced early on that it wasn't supposed to mirror the books.

That being said, this from a review really got me upset at what could have been:

The Dark Tower should feel like The Fellowship of the Ring. A movie where you’ve become so engaged in the story that you’re surprised when the end of the movie suddenly cuts it off, and you immediately want to return to Middle-Earth and follow more of the main characters’ adventures. The Dark Tower doesn’t feel like that at all. It takes King’s massive, mind-bending ideas and whittles them down into a small pill. [...] It’s easy enough to swallow, but it has no effect on you, for good or ill.

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Lightning Strikes
08/03/17 5:20:46 PM
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Bummer. The director seemed to really care about the source material and has done some great work in the past. However I guess this is what happens when Akiva Goldsman writes your film... Sony seemed to be getting back on track, then they have The Emoji Movie then this back to back. Ouch.
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