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KLOUDrocks
08/21/17 8:31:29 AM
#51:


WAIT, THERE ARE SOLAR-POWERED PEOPLE!?!
(Intentionally misread the question, just in case anyone thinks I'm actually an idiot.)

If there were solar-powered people, do you think there'd be daughters, or just sons?
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trodi_911
08/21/17 11:53:52 PM
#52:


At first it'd be one or the other but after a while I'm sure there'd be both.

Is it on like Donkey Kong?
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KLOUDrocks
08/22/17 9:36:34 AM
#53:


Nah, it's off like Lara Croft.

Would you rather have a phone built into your fingers (Go Go Gadget Phone) or a bag that you can place an infinite amount of things into, so long as those things are small enough to fit into your hand?
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Firewood18
08/22/17 10:04:49 AM
#54:


I guess I'll take the former because I already have the latter with my wife's purse.

With experiments being done with teleporting particles at farther distances, do you think we will be teleporting objects in our lifetime?
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KLOUDrocks
08/23/17 8:30:23 AM
#55:


I think we'll see failed attempts during our lifetime, inching closer and closer to a successful teleportation of a macroorganism, but it won't be until our grandchildren's adult lives that true success will occur.

If a train were to be moving west going 84 MPH, and another train were to be moving east along the same track going 72km/h...without knowing the original distance between the trains, are you able to determine which one Ozzy will sing about?
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trodi_911
08/23/17 9:50:21 PM
#56:


Neither. Someone realises two trains are about to collide and gets both drivers to stop. They manage to stop just in time and while there maybe a song about it, Ozzy won't sing it.

Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
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Lobomoon
08/23/17 10:28:32 PM
#57:


Jared Kushner.

What's bigger: infinity or unimaginability?
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KLOUDrocks
08/24/17 8:31:32 AM
#58:


"Unimaginability" takes up a larger portion of my text field than "infinity", as it uses wider letters and more of them, so it is undoubtedly the bigger word.

If "bird" was not the word, then what word would be "the word"?
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What_The_Chris
08/24/17 8:59:09 AM
#59:


t*** obviously (the synonym for s***)

so anyway, why are there windows and doors and not the other way around
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Lobomoon
08/27/17 11:35:39 PM
#60:


Because windows are smaller than doors.

If there were no afterlife - would that be a good thing or a bad thing?
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wwinterj25
08/27/17 11:43:56 PM
#61:


Lobomoon posted...
Because windows are smaller than doors.

If there were no afterlife - would that be a good thing or a bad thing?

Depends who you ask. To me personally it would be a bad thing as thinking about a endless, dreamless sleep forever sucks. Then again so does death itself.

What if Batman gets bitten by a vampire?
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What_The_Chris
08/29/17 8:17:17 AM
#62:


he becomes a Vampire Bat

who's on first?
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KLOUDrocks
08/29/17 4:09:41 PM
#63:


Correct.

If bird food costs $4.50 for one can, how much would it cost for toucan?
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Firewood18
08/29/17 4:29:24 PM
#64:


Exotic birds cost around $3000

Can I get an amen?
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StarReaper13
08/29/17 4:32:53 PM
#65:


It's illegal to own men, amen or not.

Why is school so expensive?
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KLOUDrocks
08/30/17 8:22:41 AM
#66:


Because you live in America.

Can't a fella drink in peace?
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ha21nagamas
08/30/17 10:25:33 AM
#67:


No because if you drink too much i wont pick you up
Who wants to drink anyway?
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Lobomoon
08/30/17 7:41:50 PM
#68:


Everyone.

I someone in space could hear you scream - what would you scream about?
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Dakooder
08/30/17 8:23:54 PM
#69:


Being in space

Should car insurance be free
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trodi_911
08/31/17 2:06:15 AM
#70:


No. You'd be paying for it anyways through taxes.

Why is Lobomoon so sexy?
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shipwreckers
08/31/17 3:05:35 AM
#71:


Lobomoon is only sexy when tequila is involved.

Why doesn't the government just print more money and pay off the entire national debt?
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JixHedgehog
08/31/17 5:26:25 AM
#72:


shipwreckers posted...
Why doesn't the government just print more money and pay off the entire national debt?


Costs $ to make $.. especially pennies which cost more to produce than they're actually worth

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 8 and buns in packs of 6?
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KLOUDrocks
08/31/17 9:39:33 AM
#73:


To convince consumers to purchase more of each, creating larger profits (and stomachs).

Are hot dogs the worst wurst?
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ninjabay
09/01/17 4:49:12 PM
#74:


Because they are not proper wurst from Germany

Why do i suck at meeting girls?
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EclairReturns
09/01/17 11:30:49 PM
#75:


Dammit, we both have the same problem, and I don't know how to answer either of our dilemmas.

Why do I suck at meeting girls?
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TheWorstPoster
09/01/17 11:34:49 PM
#76:


Because you met those in the You Meet The Girl of your Dreams topics.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
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wwinterj25
09/01/17 11:39:40 PM
#79:


Zangulus posted...
Why am I drunk?


... because that's what all the cool kids do.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Dikitain
09/01/17 11:55:51 PM
#80:


wwinterj25 posted...
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?


Then you have failed at failing, making you the ultimate failure.

What happens when you take two vacuums, point the hoses at each other, and turn them on?
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Unbridled9
09/02/17 5:05:36 AM
#81:


Dikitain posted...
wwinterj25 posted...
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?


Then you have failed at failing, making you the ultimate failure.

What happens when you take two vacuums, point the hoses at each other, and turn them on?


They kiss, make out, and a few months later a baby roomba is born.

Why don't they sell tomacco?
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Firewood18
09/02/17 9:07:22 AM
#82:


Because you can't smoke a tomatoe and its overtly juicy to make a good chew.

Can I get a witness?
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trodi_911
09/02/17 12:22:04 PM
#83:


God is the only witness you need. If they don't accept God as your witness, just send them to God.

What's so good about the other side that a chicken feels compelled enough to cross to it?
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wolfy42
09/02/17 12:25:02 PM
#84:


There is a KFC on the other side, and everyone loves KFC.

Would The Rock make a good president?
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wwinterj25
09/02/17 1:40:31 PM
#85:


Yes. Telling everyone to know their role and shut their mouth is the answer to world peace and it doesn't matter what they think!

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
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KLOUDrocks
09/03/17 8:28:56 AM
#86:


It's so the occupant cannot escape during the zombie uprising.

If Brian O'Conner from Fast and the Furious were to pose as a zombie in the Walking Dead using a four-pronged walking assistance device, would he be a Paul Walker walker walker?
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ninjabay
09/03/17 10:46:06 AM
#87:


yes he would

Would The Rock people elbow his election opponent?
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TheMasonian
09/03/17 12:24:53 PM
#88:


yes, he would.

Does this count as a stupid question?
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ninjabay
09/03/17 3:51:30 PM
#89:


that is a hard one but i would say yes

Can God create a bigger rock than he could roll?

Also bck on Rock being president: I would love to hear a Rock concert on North Korea and ISIS
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Lobomoon
09/03/17 9:10:29 PM
#90:


His angels would help him.

Is Japan real or make-believe like Anime?
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wolfy42
09/03/17 9:12:31 PM
#91:


Japan is where all the Tentacles come from, so totally real.

If you eat enough popcorn, do you become popcorn?
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trodi_911
09/03/17 10:43:45 PM
#92:


Like they say, "You are what you eat" so yes.

Why haven't you subbed to my Twitch yet?
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Roman Niucumir
09/04/17 4:43:17 AM
#93:


Because you Twitch yourself at night.

Amirite?
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shipwreckers
09/04/17 4:50:45 AM
#94:


Nope, you're dead wrong.

Is there a graceful way to tell your girlfriend she's fat?
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EclairReturns
09/04/17 4:57:47 AM
#95:


Ask her if she wants to exercise with you.

Am I stupid for not wanting to get A Link to the Past because Link has pink hair?
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aki_sora
09/04/17 5:44:00 AM
#96:


Lol
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KLOUDrocks
09/04/17 8:51:31 AM
#97:


EclairReturns posted...
Ask her if she wants to exercise with you.

Am I stupid for not wanting to get A Link to the Past because Link has pink hair?

That wouldn't make you stupid, though it may be a stupid reason.

Turtles - What do you think of them?
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Lobomoon
09/04/17 6:27:48 PM
#98:


They make good ninjas.

Do we really need 2 Koreas ?
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Firewood18
09/04/17 11:01:56 PM
#99:


Yes.

How else would we get the worlds best DMZ?
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KLOUDrocks
09/05/17 8:38:49 AM
#100:


By creating a DMZ between the US and Canada, and making Canada pay for it.

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
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Roman Niucumir
09/06/17 12:01:07 AM
#101:


Money tree.

What kind of question is that? No, really; what is the exact categorization of [that]?
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