Current Events > Knocked a Cheeto over at the grocery store today!

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Allow me to explain.

Me and my girlfriend were picking up a few things shortly after work today. Place is pretty busy because of Scottsdale rush hour I might add. Girlfriend is taking a minute to figure out whatever the most cost effective miracle yogurt is (You know the ones with Omega 3 or Gamma 7 or whatever the fuck). Cart is parked slightly off center so you can still get by but it's a bit of a squeeze.

Anyway instead of saying "excuse me" or asking us to move like a normal decent human being would if someone was taking a minute in a fucking grocery store, this Cheeto comes out of nowhere and starts harassing her for no reason, ranting about "time wasters" and how "Woman privilege is ruining this State" among other Cheeto style lunacy.

Been told to watch my temper, so I didn't hit him like I normally would have, but simply shoved him and told him to fuck off. He wandered off thankfully before I had to really give it to him. However I saw him walking near the register's on our way out, so I took the opportunity to knock him over. Made sure to step on his hand for good measure. Serves him right for bullying her. Taste of his own medicine if you will.

Why the fuck do Cheeto's have to constantly ruin all of AZ by harassing people with their garbage opinions and stench? Tucson was bad but I think Scottsdale is arguably worse...Wish I could leave sometimes but too many connections here.
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wut
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Haha yeah! SLAMMING!
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Kaname_Madoka posted...

wut

Isn't it clear? A Cheeto harassed my girlfriend so I got physical.
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Sub human Cheeto scum all of them!
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Zurkon posted...

Crunchy Cheetos are better than puffy Cheetos

Agreed. Too bad the TC didn't bite the Cheeto to find out which kind it was.
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