Current Events > I'm a 17 year old engineering freshman at MIT... but I've never even held hands

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joeun_saram
08/08/17 11:20:22 PM
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No girl has ever wanted to hold hands with me

I have no real friends, but the few people I know always make fun of me for being a kissless, hand holding less loser

I know i'm going to retire way early because i'll be hella rich from my engineering degree but it just kills me that i'll be a virgin for a long time

how do i get invited to parties and be suave enough to win over a girl
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BallerXRosetta-
08/08/17 11:20:50 PM
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Kaname_Madoka
08/08/17 11:22:05 PM
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(b)ok bok
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sktgamer_13dude
08/08/17 11:24:46 PM
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YookaLaylee
08/08/17 11:25:37 PM
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Offer to tutor girls in a sorority
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joeun_saram
08/08/17 11:25:38 PM
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Just ordered a large two topping from Papa Murphy to share with my girlfriend

and she made me get garlic knots
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Hey
08/08/17 11:26:50 PM
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You were thirty seven yesterday
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You betta watch out, you betta not cry, you betta not pout im telling you why
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MuayThai85
08/08/17 11:28:02 PM
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Hey posted...
You were thirty seven yesterday

It's Bok. His age changes every other day. The one thing that never changes is his tiny penis.
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joeun_saram
08/08/17 11:30:59 PM
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That's why I'm a virgin
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YookaLaylee
08/08/17 11:32:09 PM
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Did you just confirm that you have a chode?
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joeun_saram
08/08/17 11:33:10 PM
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all i said is that all you need is 4 inches
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EnragedSlith
08/08/17 11:34:31 PM
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Keith_Valentine
08/08/17 11:42:31 PM
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Just find an ugly girl with a big ass. And never love her, or it will ruin you.
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Sativa_Rose
08/08/17 11:44:37 PM
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He was a sk8er boi
She said see you l8er boi
He wasn't good enough for her

Now he's a super star
Slamming on his guitar
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?
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sktgamer_13dude
08/09/17 12:10:21 AM
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mrtopgoon327
08/09/17 12:11:34 AM
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I have a beautiful woman laying next to me right now.
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