Poll of the Day > My cat flips out and attacks me when I sneeze...

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FrozenBananas
08/09/17 9:14:49 PM
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Never once will she scratch me or bite me (maybe an occasional light nip), but when I sneeze, she turns into this attack mode, she shows her teeth excitedly and sneaks up to my leg or my arm and jabs at with her teeth, fairly sharply. She'll do it maybe two or three times before I hide my body parts or she cools down.

But it never fails. I could literally be two or three rooms away, and when she hears me sneeze, she'll come flying into the room with her teeth out.

She's very gently other than that. Shes never scratched or bit me once
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helly
08/09/17 9:16:15 PM
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pretty much most cats have issues with humans sneezing. it's very strange

mine shoves his face in my face and meows loudly, like he's trying to tell me to knock that shit off.
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SunWuKung420
08/09/17 9:18:09 PM
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helly posted...
pretty much most cats have issues with humans sneezing. it's very strange


I've sneezed in front of cats my whole life and none have attacked me. So I'm just going to demand you provide proof against my anecdotal and personal experience.
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helly
08/09/17 9:19:28 PM
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okay but there's two people here saying they have experiences with cats and sneezing, as opposed to only what you've said about cats and sneezing

so 2 v 1, we win haha loser
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SunWuKung420
08/09/17 9:26:25 PM
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helly posted...
okay but there's two people here saying they have experiences with cats and sneezing, as opposed to only what you've said about cats and sneezing

so 2 v 1, we win haha loser


That is just anecdotal evidence. You made a very definitive statement which requires more than personal experience. A sample of 3 people isn't enough to be considered a global majority.

I've seen my fiancee sneeze in front of her 2 cats without being attacked. 2v2
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Action53
08/09/17 9:32:38 PM
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@Doctor_Foxx

We need a professional opinion
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helly
08/10/17 2:18:36 AM
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@Zangulus
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wwinterj25
08/10/17 2:43:32 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
I've sneezed in front of cats my whole life and none have attacked me.

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Alexandra_Trent
08/10/17 3:11:07 AM
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My parents own 2 cats and whenever any of us sneeze, they just stare with a defensive stance as if startled (which they very well may have been), look annoyed then walk away.
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Babbit55
08/10/17 5:47:03 AM
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Our cat just looks at me when I sneeze and does the equivalent of a condescending eye roll
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yay4doughnuts
08/10/17 8:41:06 AM
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Babbit55 posted...
Our cat just looks at me when I sneeze and does the equivalent of a condescending eye roll
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Mario_VS_DK
08/10/17 8:57:41 AM
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I sneeze a lot and neither of my cats even so much as glance at me when I do so.
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Greenfox111
08/10/17 10:33:36 AM
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my cats dont care but my dog always runs over and gets all excited
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SunWuKung420
08/10/17 11:15:25 AM
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I think @helly lost both in anecdotal evidence and in providing proof of his definitive statement.
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Doctor Foxx
08/10/17 11:17:14 AM
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I can't say I've encountered this. Some cats don't like being startled. But sneezing leading to attack? Nope.
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FrozenBananas
08/10/17 1:30:57 PM
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It's more playful than anything else. The look in her eyes when she bares her teeth is as if it's a game. But it's still more rough than she ever normally is.
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skullbone
08/10/17 2:40:55 PM
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All of the cats I've ever owned don't give a shit about sneezes but they'll freak out if you start panting like a dog.

It makes me wonder if the reason why cats don't like dogs is the panting sound they make when they're hot.
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Doctor Foxx
08/10/17 3:09:50 PM
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skullbone posted...
All of the cats I've ever owned don't give a shit about sneezes but they'll freak out if you start panting like a dog.

It makes me wonder if the reason why cats don't like dogs is the panting sound they make when they're hot.

Cats normally only pant under distress so they are just worried for you
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skullbone
08/10/17 3:12:59 PM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
skullbone posted...
All of the cats I've ever owned don't give a shit about sneezes but they'll freak out if you start panting like a dog.

It makes me wonder if the reason why cats don't like dogs is the panting sound they make when they're hot.

Cats normally only pant under distress so they are just worried for you


Well they're not doing a good job because they actively start trying to kill me.
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mastermix3000
08/10/17 3:18:58 PM
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googled the issue and apparently the noise is annoying for some cats

gonna start experimenting


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helly
08/10/17 3:23:06 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
I think @helly lost both in anecdotal evidence and in providing proof of his definitive statement.

nope. everyone is just wrong
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