Poll of the Day > I heard this couple having sex on my way to work

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AMA

Unrelated, but just learned Microsoft bought Linkedin

No way they're going to stick with the Xbox Brand going forward
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Yeah, I have to listen to my neighbors do it several times a week. Yay apartment living.
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If people can't hear you having sex then you're doing it wrong
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Muffinz0rz posted...

If people can't hear you having sex then you're doing it wrong

bruh I was walking outside, you have to try and be loud if I'm hearing you from across the street

I can understand if it was my roommates banging but these were randos gettin freaky. Good things kids weren't around to hear it
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I was in a hotel once and I swear the people in the room next to me where having sex right up against the wall my headboard was against because I heard them about as clear as if there were sitting right next to me.
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Did you get hard?

Cuz honestly, at my old apartment place my neighbors would have sex, and I could hear the girl moaning (the guy was really quiet or silent, thank god) and I got a little hard. She sounded amazing, but I'm sure she was an ugo. Happened every once in a while.

mastermix3000 posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

If people can't hear you having sex then you're doing it wrong

bruh I was walking outside, you have to try and be loud if I'm hearing you from across the street

I can understand if it was my roommates banging but these were randos gettin freaky. Good things kids weren't around to hear it

Won't somebody think of the children?!
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I heard a couple having sex in the room next to me at my hotel yesterday.
What a cray thing to hear
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Dikitain posted...

I was in a hotel once and I swear the people in the room next to me where having sex right up against the wall my headboard was against because I heard them about as clear as if there were sitting right next to me.

LOL

I had this happen a couple of weeks ago. It is funny when the moaning stops soon tho, it also sounded like she was faking it

green dragon posted...

Did you get hard?

Cuz honestly, at my old apartment place my neighbors would have sex, and I could hear the girl moaning (the guy was really quiet or silent, thank god) and I got a little hard. She sounded amazing, but I'm sure she was an ugo. Happened every once in a while.

Who doesn't get turned on by a girl moaning tho, of course I did

Jen0125 posted...

Won't somebody think of the children?!

lmao to be fair kids (with their parents) do walk around a lot, I can't imagine the akwardness
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What does Microsoft buying LinkedIn have to do with the Xbox brand?
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Jiggy101011 posted...

What does Microsoft buying LinkedIn have to do with the Xbox brand?

mastermix3000 posted...

lmao to be fair kids (with their parents) do walk around a lot, I can't imagine the akwardness

kids can be exposed to things. it's okay.
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DorkLink posted...

Jiggy101011 posted...

What does Microsoft buying LinkedIn have to do with the Xbox brand?

Nothing, but here's why I posted that

Linkedin is already valued pretty high, I'm honestly surprised they were looking to sell (I don't see anything referencing Microsoft being interested in Linkedin to be honest)

Xbox brand is nowhere near as strong as the others Microsoft has under its belt especially now. When comparing cost of keeping xbox alive, their financials even say Xbox revenue only grew by 1% from PY to CY

https://www.microsoft.com/investor/reports/ar16/index.html

There is really no point to keeping it except for keeping the people who have one happy. They are better off staying with PC gaming anyway and catering to PC players

I can go on and on but this topic is about sex
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Jen0125 posted...

mastermix3000 posted...

lmao to be fair kids (with their parents) do walk around a lot, I can't imagine the akwardness

kids can be exposed to things. it's okay.

I'll let you re-read this statement, too easy
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If Xbox is still making them money, they're not going to ditch it just because they bought something else with a high value

DorkLink posted...

If Xbox is still making them money, they're not going to ditch it just because they bought something else with a high value

listen boss didn't say they were going to ditch it soon, just going forward it's probably something on the table they will consider scraping

jfc look at the report, they even state that increase is mainly from xbox live gouging (17%) and minecraft (34%)
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mastermix3000 posted...

Linkedin is already valued pretty high, I'm honestly surprised they were looking to sell (I don't see anything referencing Microsoft being interested in Linkedin to be honest)

Typically if a company gets too big it is usually a good idea to sell if you aren't that familiar in running large businesses. Running a startup with half a dozen employees is nothing like running a business that employs hundreds. Best to sell and get a huge payout then keep it going and potentially watch it slowly devalue.
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Jen0125 posted...

mastermix3000 posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

If people can't hear you having sex then you're doing it wrong

bruh I was walking outside, you have to try and be loud if I'm hearing you from across the street

I can understand if it was my roommates banging but these were randos gettin freaky. Good things kids weren't around to hear it

Won't somebody think of the children?!

I guess it's better than hearing someone get murdered