Poll of the Day > You now command an army of 200 children ready to kill on your word...

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argonautweakend
08/15/17 2:29:50 AM
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What do you do?
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shadowsword87
08/15/17 2:30:04 AM
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Send them to their home.
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EclairReturns
08/15/17 2:30:22 AM
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I tell those 200 ICOYARs to get a job.
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argonautweakend
08/15/17 2:31:19 AM
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I dont think you understand.

Their job is being a soldier in your child army, ready to kill on your command.

They are gainfully employed
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EclairReturns
08/15/17 2:31:58 AM
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argonautweakend posted...
gainfully employed


Are they getting paid?
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argonautweakend
08/15/17 2:32:53 AM
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Not necessarily...
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darcandkharg31
08/15/17 2:33:19 AM
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Put the age old question "How many kids can you take on?" to the test.
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ShinRaKnight
08/15/17 2:34:30 AM
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I send them through the neighborhood to kill the weeds that grow in our midst and mark the land with great landscaping at $20 a yard.
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darkknight109
08/15/17 2:36:44 AM
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Can I only command them to kill or will they do other things on command? How well behaved are they?
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argonautweakend
08/15/17 2:38:10 AM
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about as well as any slave child would be i guess.

look okay, perhaps they can do other things besides kill, but then youd have to teach a kid who is like 11 to read and write and whatnot, so its probably easier to make them into killing machines.
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darkknight109
08/15/17 2:55:02 AM
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I think an army of 200 fanatically loyal servants, children though they may be, is far too useful to simply be thrown away as killers. I can't think of too many people I'd want killed, let alone those who would be vulnerable to an assault carried out by children.

I'd probably start to work on turning them into a viable workforce - you've basically given me a modest-sized startup company that requires a bit of capital investment and about a decade's worth of training.
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Syntheticon
08/15/17 2:59:36 AM
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Send them off to fight my other army of 200 children and the 10 strongest, most devoted survivors will become my personal guard, the rest will be sold off to a PMC.
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Mead
08/15/17 3:01:29 AM
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Make them do chores
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