Poll of the Day > A million dollars, or...

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A magical smartphone that has unlimited battery and unlimited LTE data that works perfectly no matter where in the world you are, even complete dead zones.

The phone is whatever the latest and best model of your preferred OS is. You can trade it in once per year for whatever the latest phone is at that time. Also, protocols that come out after LTE will of course be made available to you.

You cannot sell the phone for any money.
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Easily money
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how much money tho
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Nade Duck posted...

how much money tho

A million dollars...

phone pls.

completely stop having to pay for internet and just tether and broadcast?

yes pls

have fun paying taxes, nerds.
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Easy money

helly, everyone!

SmokeMassTree posted...

Easily money

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went for the money, already have a 4g LTE phone from Verizon. it has no contract tied to it, and I pay $45 bucks a month.

and where did having to pay taxes come in ??
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I know I should take the money, but I'm kinda leaning towards the phone...
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Pikazard1 posted...

and where did having to pay taxes come in ??

the government is going to very keen in wondering how you obtained a million dollars.
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they can wonder that all they like, TC never said anything about government, taxes, or anything else, just grave us 2 choices

meanwhile, I'm wondering exactly when this country will get a proper change in leadership. since the current leadership has gone to pot
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there wasn't anything about having to pay for service now was there

just that it had unlimited data everywhere

even jupiter

can you take your million dollars and get a phone that works on jupiter?

no you can't

phone win every time
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i could be on jupiter right now dude

you don't even know

y o u
d o n t
e v e n
k n o w
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take the money, quit my job and just do fun shit for a while.
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The phone. Then rent it out to the highest bidder.

I'll take the money because I need to pay that damned American tuition.
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Kanakiri posted...

A million dollars, or...A magical smartphone

Try not having an option that can replace the phone. Other than battery life, smart use of the money will see you able to buy a new phone whenever you like. Poorly thought out poll is poorly thought out.
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EclairReturns posted...

I'll take the money because I need to pay that damned American tuition.

[Laughs Europeanly]
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Get phone.
Sell it for gold bars.
???
Profit.
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I did the math. Even if I only had $500,000 after taxes, that money would be enough to pay for 2,451 years of my phone bill. I'll just take the money.

Is it possible to lose or have this phone stolen, or do I always have access to it?
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Frankly money. I don't mind charging my phone overnight while I am sleeping. Frankly though I wouldn't spend the million dollars on anything. I'd just put it in my checking account and continue at my current job and just act like nothing happened. I might need it after I eventually retire.
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Mario_VS_DK posted...

Is it possible to lose or have this phone stolen, or do I always have access to it?

You can get another if it's lost or stolen. The lost or stolen phone will lose its magical abilities and become a normal phone.
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If phones get replaced by some new technology will my magic phone upgrade to that?

Money.
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$1M would cover my already unlimited contract forever with enough left over to buy a good house outright.
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