Current Events > Man, I had a photo finish shit just now >_>

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NeonOctopus 08/17/17 6:04:11 PM #1:	As I was driving home, all of a sudden, I really had to shit. Of course every red light happened and there I was stewing with my bowels. As soon as I got home, I ran to the bathroom and did the secret pull-down-my-pants-as-I-sit technique, passed down by my family for many generations. As soon as the epidermis of my buttocks touched the seat, the flood gates opened. Shit was everywhere. This is why boobs > ass btw >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:884964566] in Man, I had... [t:75681457]...</cite> <quote>As I was driving home, all of a sudden, I really had to shit. Of course every red light happened and there I was stewing with my bowels. As soon as I got home, I ran to the bathroom and did the secret pull-down-my-pants-as-I-sit technique, passed down by my family for many generations. As soon as the epidermis of my buttocks touched the seat, the flood gates opened. Shit was everywhere. This is why boobs > ass btw >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 08/18/17 6:08:15 PM #2:	>_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:885025287] in Man, I had... [t:75681457]...</cite> <quote>>_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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