Board 8 > B8UCA Saturday Evening TOMBAT ft. LW Title, New Champv New Champ, ???

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DOUBLE MAIN EVENT

Apollo and Jester Machete v. CPU and Shad
Mr. MitB David and GTM v. Maniac and Dp
Two big tag matches! Four guys coming back from tough losses, and four lightweights trying to regain their former strength. For the first match, Jesterdom is on the line! If Machete's team wins, CPU and Shad will battle for not-Jesterdom.

UNDERCARD

B8UCA Lightweight Championship: Champion XIII_rocks v. jedwards1304
XIII issued an open challenge! Nobody PM'd me in the like two hours they had to do so, but I've never been one to let XIII off easy, so he will defend against our top-ranked LW anyway!

New Champions!: B8UCA Undisputed Champion King Strife2 v. B8UCA Tag Team Champion eaedwards
Our King has ascended! Unfortunately the other king and I have descended, but I reckon Strife'll get us some revenge tonight.

Announcements: Tom Bombadil
wtf is this main event? Why hasn't anybody said anything about next PPV? How are we gonna do Bloodbath with like two active teams? Dogs or cats? All this and more will be revealed soon!

New Champion!: B8UCA Tag Team Champion Emeraldegg v. Tom Bombadil
We got beat fair and square twice. I will graciously accept this defeat...but first I want one last chance to kick this guy's head in.

oh hey: Steinershocker v. Solioxrz362
Both of these guys are back!
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FLINGBACK FRIDAY VOTE FORM

Apollo/Machete v. CPU/Shad
david/GTM v. Maniac/Dp
XIII v. jedwards
Strife v. eaed
Emerald v. Tom
Steiner v. Solio

why can't I tag apollo
@ImTheMacheteGuy
@IhatethisCPU
@Shaduln
@davidponte
@GTM
@muddersmilk
@DpObliVion
@XIII_rocks
@greengravy294
@Strife2
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@eaedwards6400
@Emeraldegg
@Steiner
@Solioxrz362
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Apollo/Machete
XIII
Strife
Tom
Solio
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Apollo/Machete
david/GTM
XIII
Strife
Emerald
Solio
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CPU/Emperor Shad
David/GTM
XIII
Strife
Emerald
Solio

Congrats on the big win, Strife. I know you've worked hard to get here. =)
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*Suddenly, the arena goes dark...*
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After many years of blood, sweat and tears, it is time. The history books will hold one final drop of ink and be closed forever. The gold on the belts will be worn by no man ever again. The ropes will be taken down, the ring will be disassembled, and the steel steps will be turned to scrap.

Welcome to the endgame of UCA...

SOLIO!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utOa8ZMKwSA
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CPU/Shad
Maniac/Dp
XIII
Strife
Tom
Solio
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Ladies and gentlemen, it has been months since I made a UCA run. I have watched as the Solio-dummy has been tossed around the ring, thrown through taybles by Luster, and threatened with the jester hat. And as I saw the state of the UCA, with many talking about low votals and what is going to become of this place, I went to talk to XIII. As many of you remember, I once owned this company. I took over in the Golden Era of the UCA, and I tried my very best for as long as I could, until other responsibilities proved too much to carry alongside my administration. And so, I felt it was my duty to offer advice to XIII. I told him he had two options.

Option 1, we take a hiatus and move to a new board.

Option 2, kill it.

And truly, truly that pained my heart. I love the UCA. I loved running it, I loved being a competitor, and I love all of the UCA fans. I don't want it to die. But he spoke back to me. And he agreed. It was time to end the UCA.

So before, we close these doors, I have one more goal here. I have one more run in me. My heyday may have passed, but I have a legacy, and I'm back to make sure that my legacy never dies! No more matches with the dummy, the real Solio is back! Come hell or high water, I am here to kick ass and take names until the very last day, and there is no one that can stop me!

*Hits Steiner with an Exploder*
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CPU/Shad
david/GTM
XIII
Strife
Emerald
Solio
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Apollo/Machete
Maniac/DP
XIII
eaed
Emerald
Steiner.
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CPU/Shad
david/GTM v. Maniac/Dp
XIII
Strife
Emerald
Solio
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*Knocks Steiner down with a heavy running knee strike and grabs a mic*
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Listen. In my absence, I realized something. I thought about every champion, every person who ever held a belt in this company. I realized I am the best champion we have ever had. Ever. I may not have held the belts more than anyone else, and I may not have held the belts for the most combined days, but I am everything a true champion is. I was King of the Board. I was Superstar of the Year 2014. I set records. Multiple times. I completed the Grand Slam. I did everything there is to do and then some.

For only holding championship gold less than 10 times, I held it for a long, long time. Look it up. Singles only or combined tag and singles. I held the belts longer than anyone else per reign. Now, I really respect someone like Dp, who also is an amazing champion and an amazing man, but I even have him beat. That's no disrespect to him, but I'm telling y'all right now. I am the greatest of all time.

You see people like XIII, who I beat in the greatest feud in all of UCA history, and he just keeps racking up the championship reigns. But each time he grabs the belt, he tosses it away just so he can try to win it again. Each reign means NOTHING.

Everything I did meant something. While XIII sat there and tossed the tag belts away 5 times, I had to vacate the IM Championship on a record-setting reign because there wasn't any competition left.. Even my 2 day tag title reign with GTM was in my debut match. I debuted to become a champion. If you still don't believe I was destined to be the best champion of all UCA history, how more obvious can I make it?! I am the GREATEST OF ALL TIME.

Listen! Are you listening? This time, I'm not here for fun! Okay? I am not here to fight "just because". I am here to fight for glory! I am here to fight the best! I need opponents who will push me to my limit! I want to have the best match on the card at Bloodbath! I need someone who, in this day and age of the UCA, has accomplished something!

...

*There is a sudden silence from Solio*

...

I know EXACTLY who I need to face.
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Solioxrz362 posted...

You see people like XIII, who I beat in the greatest feud in all of UCA history, and he just keeps racking up the championship reigns. But each time he grabs the belt, he tosses it away just so he can try to win it again. Each reign means NOTHING.

But I also have the most days overall as champion

And you know I am currently a champion

So there's that
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Blah blah blah. There was a time that you dominated me, Solio, that I just couldn't get the better of you. But I figured you out. I got your number and dominated you. That is the mark of a great champion. I overcame. You faded away.

You want to talk about your meaningful title reigns? I have had the single longest UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE reign. I have had the single longest singles title reign of all time. I have been singles champion more than anyone in the history of the UCA. I successfully defended the Undisputed Title in a Royal Rumble. I am undeniably the greatest champion the UCA has ever seen.

You were once better than me. Now you are in my dust. Whoever it is you have in mind to fight, I hope for your sake it's not me, because you'll just embarrass yourself.
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*as soon as Eaed enters the ring and the bell rings, Strife charges and hits Feel the Misery (STO). Secures a mounted position and rains elbows down and a choke before the ref starts counting. Strife breaks on five*
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Apparently, being an admin doesn't buy you votes! Damn all of you!!
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eaedwards6400 posted...

being an admin doesn't buy you votes

I coulda told you that
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As evidenced by the recent success of "Future Rocks," "Time Egg," and "eaed and whatever other random midcarder shows up," we have reached the end of the tag division resurgence. Bloodsport might be a bit silly to run, especially in the age of avoiding double-booking, but! Your admin team has come up with a solution! It is my pleasure to announce to you....THROWBACK THROWDOWN!

With the impending closure of UCA, there are already several beloved PPVs that we are never going to see again! Therefore, we're going to roll them all into one spectacular! You may have noticed that the main events seem kinda random...that's because they are indeed random, because they are the start of a LETHAL LOTTERY! On Ruin, you'll also see Stevie/Boko v. Solio/Stifled, and eddv/Steiner v. Chris/Tom! The winners of these four matches will continue forward in the bracket until we have our number one contenders! In a nod to NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS, we'll be throwing a former LW Champ up as #1 Contender! Details once we ourselves figure 'em out. >_> We're also going to try to squeeze in a MODERN WARFARE match if we can, so get to stablin'!

The big question, of course, is the Undisputed Title. In true MOUNTAIN OF MAYHEM fashion, it will be defended under MELEE MAYHEM rules. @ZeroSignal620 , you have a choice. You may forfeit the MM title in order to receive a shot at King Strife. Or, you may hold on to your title. Either way, we'll have a mini tournament- a MELEE MAYHEM tournament to determine the new MM champ if ZSig accepts, or a "KING OF THE BOARD" style tournament for a shot at Strife if ZSig declines!

We hope you enjoy this sprint down memory lane!

cats > dogs btw
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Filthy traitorous swine! The only good cat is one that thinks it's a dog, and we all know that's true! ...And is there any way I can just recuse myself from any of the title scenes ahead of time? For god's sake IC I have skeleton arms right now and multiple impalements. ...Also delicious oatmeal banana cookies but.still woulda thought the first partsd be grounds for medical leave. ._.
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Now, listen y'all.

I ain't trying to say that any person in particular is a bad champion. XIII, while you cheated by pretending to be RL5, you are still a good champion. Most days is nothing to scoff at, I admit. And Dp! I would never deny the quality of your reigns. They are some of the finest right alongside my work. I'm simply saying that, while I was here, while I was King, and when I wanted to be champion, I was. I simply got it every time because I deserved it. And I kept it. I once held the record for 2nd most days as Undisputed Champion, longest IM Championship reign, and longest MELEE MAYHEM reign all at the same time. Then I became the owner of this place because XIII himself said that I was the only right successor. And then, I stepped back for other endeavors, and when it was time to come back, I hit my grand slam on the LW Title and I walked out of here because I had done EVERYTHING.

Superstar of the Year
King of the Board
Record Setter
Grand Slam Champion
Match Inventor
Golden Era Admin
I am the greatest. I talk my game, I play my game, and I win my game. End of story.

Dp, I am fine with giving you the silver medal. Your numbers speak for themselves. But the gold belongs here, around my neck. You can be "the guy", but I am Mr. UCA, and there's no way you can disprove that. XIII, you can take a seat right off the podium there, because we don't allow cheaters in top 3. Thankfully though, I don't care to face either of you. At least... not for now.
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Let me make one thing clear if I haven't already. I'm already the greatest champion there ever has been. We've got a few months left to play the game here, and so certainly Dp could take my place at the top, but that's not my game to play anymore. Getting another championship proves nothing for me. History will always remember my name. Why chase that dream when I've already achieved it?

I'm here to burn this fucking house down in the most spectacular way possible. We know this house is gonna fall already, why not make it explode instead? I'm gonna prove that I can still hang with the best of the best, and I'm gonna put on a fucking show while I do it.

You see, when I said I need to face someone who has accomplished someone in this new age of the UCA, I meant it. I look at the new-school faces of this company, and I see a lot of talent. In some of you, I see myself. Destined to become great. And I simply admire your courage. You knew this UCA house was burning down, and you still came to live in it. But only one of you packed your luggage.

And by that, I mean only one of you has a briefcase.

David.

Or, should I say Mr. Money in the Bank... you could've been so much more. If you were around in the days of 20 vote cards like I was, maybe you could've proven yourself in the Golden Era of the UCA. But this is the era you have cut your teeth in, and you have made quite a name for yourself. Anyone who gets that Undisputed Championship has earned it. But you still aren't quite on my level.

I respect you, David, but you still have a lot to learn, and less than a year left to learn it. You sit there and talk about how you're lost, how you have no direction after Strife beat you. But you'll get that title back one day, right? Let me ask you, David, do you have nothing to stand for? If you ask me, it makes me sick to see such a strong, fresh competitor like yourself say such words of hopelessness. You seem so passive about getting that championship back. If I were you when I was still fresh in the UCA, I would have fire in my eyes at the thought of recapturing it.

Tell you what, David. I want to fight a new-era superstar like you, so why don't I throw you a bone and give you a chance to prove yourself? You want to show that you're still worth an Undisputed Title shot? You're gonna have to beat the greatest champion in UCA history first!

You vs me. Bloodbath. No gimmicks, no tricks.
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IhatethisCPU posted...

Filthy traitorous swine! The only good cat is one that thinks it's a dog, and we all know that's true! ...And is there any way I can just recuse myself from any of the title scenes ahead of time?

well you already got rolled into lethal lottery but that can probably be arranged otherwise? depends on how all this nonsense shakes out

YOU SHALL BE BANISHED TO THE TAG DIVISION FOR YOUR CAT-RELATED SLANDER
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it would honestly be very much appreciated if I dun have to deal with titles at all,. Let's... see how this goes, then. ^_^'

WHAT?! YOU'RE ASSIGNING ME TO- OI'M BEING SENT TO UCA SIBERIA FOR- FIEND!
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A year ago, the mind and soul of Zero Signal was cast off into exile by a one Broken Raven, who controlled the body of Zero Signal in his quest to do... whatever it was he was trying to do. And in a matter of one month, I have fulfilled my first promise on returning, which was not only finally getting a win over DpOblivion in an iron man match, but also achieving the UCA Grand Slam with less than 6 months to go!

And in the words of the late, great Billy Mays, but wait, there's more! Tom Bombadil walks into Zero Signal's ring, and gives off his best Marlon Brando impersonation when he gives me an offer too good to refuse. Being MELEE Mayhem Champion is pretty sweet; props to whomever designed this belt now that I finally got to hold it.

But I've never been one to back down from a bigger challenge, and the people of the UCA want to see me, Zero Signal, rise from the ashes and become a six time heavyweight champion in the company's final hours!

As one of the few who saw the UCA doors open and is still here to tell the tale, I am accepting Tom's offer and giving up the MELEE Mayhem Championship for one more shot at the top of the mountain!

At Throwback Throwdown, it's gonna be high noon in the UCA, because I WANT THE KING!

Apollo/Machete
Maniac/Dp
XIII
eaed
Tom
Steiner
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IhatethisCPU posted...

it would honestly be very much appreciated if I dun have to deal with titles at all,. Let's... see how this goes, then. ^_^'

just try to avoid winning three times in a row while saddled with an inactive partner and you'll be okay!
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I vote for CPU
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*Hits Eaed with Murder One and then turns around to hear ZSig's voice*

I thought I heard something I fear:

No...not ZSig. There is only one person I fear, the person I answer to, and he isn't it. I fear ZSig has chosen to do something stupid. He chose to challenge the Last King, the Emperor of the Void, and now, the leader of UCA Underground. I told everyone that UCA would be rebuilt as my temple. My dream became reality after putting an end to David, at least until he decides to use his trinket, whether it is on me or some other poor idiot.

You see, Eaed *Turns to him as he's down* buying votes is not how things work. You BEAT votes out of people. How else do you think I was able to achieve my longing, insatiable dreams? I hope ZSig takes this to heart: I am not like normal people. I will not simply "say" things before we fight. Nothing is more fun to me than making victims beg for mercy for other people's sake. Don't just think I am coming after you. I will find who and what you cherish most, even if it is a thing you don't expect.

Two weeks. You asked for this, and I shall deliver. UCA is now my temple, and the first law in THIS place is that everyone will...FEEL...THE...MISERY!

*Chucks the microphone into the crowd and keeps beating up Eaed*
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Apollo/Machete
david/GTM
XIII
Strife
Tom
Steiner

The Eternal King is away on diplomatic missions. But be on high alert...because while The Kingdom no longer holds tag team gold, they have the Championship. You all await your King's comments on recent events with bated breath, I'm sure.

Until then, the Kingdom orders a grand feast, flanked by the greatest chefs and the best musicians in the land. 7 days of celebration in honor of the King's Royal Council, and the NEW UCA Heavyweight Champion, Kingdom Kingpin Strife!
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Results tonight
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