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ssj3vegeta
08/21/17 12:36:23 AM
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Manocheese
08/21/17 12:36:49 AM
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I would be thrilled that any chick tried to chat me up.
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Malfurion
08/21/17 12:39:09 AM
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I'd just say "yamete kudasai" repeatedly
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Lost_All_Senses
08/21/17 12:39:26 AM
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Back when I was a desirable I treated all girls with the same respect. I just wouldn't hook up with them when they took my kindness for attraction
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Cleo_II
08/21/17 12:39:52 AM
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Put a paper bag over her head and tap it.
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KillerKhan420
08/21/17 12:40:23 AM
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No, I've had chicks try and talk to me back when. They kinda brag about how they are in bed too, last one talked about anal alot wanting a reaction from me but totally not my type, skinny as hell with no ass.
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the_cajun88
08/21/17 12:40:30 AM
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Lost_All_Senses
08/21/17 12:40:36 AM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
Ugly as in "ew go away" or "eh..." ugly?

Either way, I'd chat but I'd be honest with her in the end.


You'd tell her she was ugly if she asked?
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Drumiester
08/21/17 12:40:49 AM
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I'd dip my dick then leave her quick
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Solid Snake07
08/21/17 12:47:31 AM
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be nice, maybe flirt back a little. Make her feel good about herself.
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KogaSteelfang
08/21/17 4:04:55 AM
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Manocheese posted...
I would be thrilled that any chick tried to chat me up.

That, I basically treat everyone the same anyway. I really don't know how I'd react if that happened for real.
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Kanaya413
08/21/17 8:08:19 AM
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I'd be polite cuz I'm not scared or wimminz
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JimmyJumper6
08/21/17 8:16:50 AM
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it all depends

Was I going to get laid tonight? and if im not, is she still bangable ugly?

Probably dodge as much conversation as i can and i have to be diplomatic just close out with giving her a fake number and get going
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ssj3vegeta
08/21/17 1:17:03 PM
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Dustin1280
08/21/17 4:32:15 PM
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I would talk to her but if she tried to get my number or anything I would tell her I was already dating someone.
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Sativa_Rose
08/21/17 4:37:05 PM
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I would make my body available to her
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donkeyjack
08/21/17 4:38:21 PM
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Talk to her I guess.
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Xelltrix
08/21/17 4:39:25 PM
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Excuse me, "if"? How dare you.
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gatorsPENSbucs
08/21/17 4:41:23 PM
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I talk to them. Im a friendly dude and can't walk away so I'd chat with them and then after a bit say I had to go pee or something.
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Lost_All_Senses
08/21/17 4:43:32 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
RedWhiteBlue posted...
Ugly as in "ew go away" or "eh..." ugly?

Either way, I'd chat but I'd be honest with her in the end.


You'd tell her she was ugly if she asked?

I'd talk to her for a bit but if she tries to get my number or something, I'd tell her she's sweet and no girl has ever done that before, but I simply don't find her very attractive. I'd also be sure to say that most other guys would say yes as I rarely fall for anyone.


Ah ok. That's a nice way to do it
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Syntheticon
08/21/17 10:12:00 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
How would you react?

Are we talking hideous but a nice girl or she's offensive in looks and personality? I'm happy to have a drink and a laugh with anyone but I wouldn't lead her on if she started getting the wrong idea. If she's all-round unpleasant then I'd bail pretty quick.
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Brunozayn
08/23/17 11:33:12 AM
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Xelltrix posted...
Excuse me, "if"? How dare you.

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Inferno Dive Dragoon
08/23/17 11:48:56 AM
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Do my best to ignore her mostly.

I'm not one for random conversation in general, I don't care who/what the other person is.
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Kitt
08/23/17 11:55:31 AM
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Thrillwell
08/23/17 12:03:15 PM
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I just smile and be nice like a decent person should.
I've taken a few #s etc. It doesn't mean you have to call em.
Sometimes they just tell you where they will be later, and I say... oh I might have to check that out.

When I was single, there was this skinny af blonde chick, totally low rent, at this party I went to.
She followed me like a puppy everywhere I went. She even saw me making out with a girl on a bed and still didn't stop.
This blonde had the cheapest shoes I ever saw on a girl. I still fucking remember.
I was still nice to her the entire time and it payed off.

She happened to be friends with another girl there who was chatting up this dude that was going out with this girl I didn't like.

Haha. I told the blonde chick for her to get her friend to move some of the party back to his place.
She was down. We went there. Her friend boned the dude. I eventually took the blonde home for some surprisingly good sex.

Found the girl I didn't like the next day or so, and told her how her man was fucking another girl for some good ass lulz.

It was pretty epic.

but those shoes... #neverforget
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