Poll of the Day > I am sad I missed out on how messed up Bill Clinton's sex life was/is

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He put a cigar in Monica Lewinsky's vagina, and then smoked it!
Holy crap, nobody mentioned that crazy part before, just him saying "oral sex is not sex".

@TheWorstPoster

This gonna be good
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shadowsword87 posted...

He put a cigar in Monica Lewinsky's vagina, and then smoked it!

Damn, I've never heard that part before

Also kinda crazy that he could even have an affair. I just assumed that the president was watched by the secret service or something for almost every second of their life. Kinda thought that they would only have private time with family.

green dragon posted...

Damn, I've never heard that part before

In the hallway by the study, the President and Ms. Lewinsky kissed. On this occasion, according to Ms. Lewinsky, "he focused on me pretty exclusively," kissing her bare breasts and fondling her genitals.(272) At one point, the President inserted a cigar into Ms. Lewinsky's vagina, then put the cigar in his mouth and said: "It tastes good."(273) After they were finished, Ms. Lewinsky left the Oval Office and walked through the Rose Garden.(274)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/icreport/6narritiii.htm

It's goddamn crazy and I'm just learning about it now.

green dragon posted...

Also kinda crazy that he could even have an affair. I just assumed that the president was watched by the secret service or something for almost every second of their life. Kinda thought that they would only have private time with family.

According literally to him,

Bill said that he had "hundreds of affairs" before "turning forty" but then he began a "concerted effort to be faithful," according to a conversation with Monica reported to the Starr grand jury.

http://zpub.com/un/un-bc9b.html

Yeah, I had no idea just how messed up this got.

I wonder if Bill and Hillary married just to be a political power couple and had a child just for success. They don't really seem like the loving type. Most Capitol Hill marriages seem that way. The Obamas seemed like a stark contrast to many high profile political marriages.
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I like Nancy Reagan

She was a nice lady
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Jen0125 posted...

I wonder if Bill and Hillary married just to be a political power couple and had a child just for success. They don't really seem like the loving type. Most Capitol Hill marriages seem that way. The Obamas seemed like a stark contrast to many high profile political marriages.

It's almost always that case, and has been so since the dawn of civilization.
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Jen0125 posted...

I wonder if Bill and Hillary married just to be a political power couple and had a child just for success. They don't really seem like the loving type. Most Capitol Hill marriages seem that way. The Obamas seemed like a stark contrast to many high profile political marriages.

yeah, i can't see an actual loving couple still stay together after one of them just cheats on them all the time
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Eh you didnt miss much

He lied in front of everyone, his wife stuck with him despite apparently being all about womens rights and prides and Monica made bank

The OJ trial was where it was at
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Jen0125 posted...

I wonder if Bill and Hillary married just to be a political power couple and had a child just for success. They don't really seem like the loving type. Most Capitol Hill marriages seem that way. The Obamas seemed like a stark contrast to many high profile political marriages.

And Trump's marriage is a stark contrast for a completely different reason.
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GanonsSpirit posted...

Jen0125 posted...

I wonder if Bill and Hillary married just to be a political power couple and had a child just for success. They don't really seem like the loving type. Most Capitol Hill marriages seem that way. The Obamas seemed like a stark contrast to many high profile political marriages.

And Trump's marriage is a stark contrast for a completely different reason.

Melania really just seems like she can't stand the man. Like every time he tries to touch her her skin crawls to get away from him. She literally hits his hand to get him from touching her. It's really sad. She does it without even caring who sees it. Without even caring to keep up appearances. Which on the one hand good for her. And on the other hand sad for her that she stays in a marriage like that. But I guess that's what you sign up for when you want to be a sugar baby so I can only muster so much sympathy.
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Jen0125 posted...

I wonder if Bill and Hillary married just to be a political power couple and had a child just for success. They don't really seem like the loving type. Most Capitol Hill marriages seem that way. The Obamas seemed like a stark contrast to many high profile political marriages.

Probably. Also, I disagree about the Obama part. Seems like Michelle was always chewing his ass out for something in every single picture. Whenever the significant other said something nice about the other, to me it always seemed very... vanilla, I guess.
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RedPixel posted...

Also, I disagree about the Obama part. Seems like Michelle was always chewing his ass out for something in every single picture.

Th at happens in normal marriages all the time

green dragon posted...

RedPixel posted...

Also, I disagree about the Obama part. Seems like Michelle was always chewing his ass out for something in every single picture.

Th at happens in normal marriages all the time

Uh I disagree she always seemed to be chewing him out in every photo. I'm not sure what photos redpixel was looking at but they were/are very affectionate.

Even if you just Google image search "Michelle and Barack Obama" the majority of their photos look very affectionate.
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I read "Bill Cosby" and thought, "damn he really got around"
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RCtheWSBC posted...

I read "Bill Cosby" and thought, "damn he really got around"

I mean he has too >_>
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but did Cosby get with Lewinsky?
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He may have and she might not know.
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green dragon posted...

shadowsword87 posted...

He put a cigar in Monica Lewinsky's vagina, and then smoked it!

Damn, I've never heard that part before

Also kinda crazy that he could even have an affair. I just assumed that the president was watched by the secret service or something for almost every second of their life. Kinda thought that they would only have private time with family.

She hid under the desk.

Jen0125 posted...

He may have and she might not know.

Daaaaaaaamn
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Got em
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Jen0125 posted...

GanonsSpirit posted...

Jen0125 posted...

I wonder if Bill and Hillary married just to be a political power couple and had a child just for success. They don't really seem like the loving type. Most Capitol Hill marriages seem that way. The Obamas seemed like a stark contrast to many high profile political marriages.

And Trump's marriage is a stark contrast for a completely different reason.

Melania really just seems like she can't stand the man. Like every time he tries to touch her her skin crawls to get away from him. She literally hits his hand to get him from touching her. It's really sad. She does it without even caring who sees it. Without even caring to keep up appearances. Which on the one hand good for her. And on the other hand sad for her that she stays in a marriage like that. But I guess that's what you sign up for when you want to be a sugar baby so I can only muster so much sympathy.

I hope she divorces him while in office. No other President has divorced while in office, and only one President has ever divorced period (Ronald Reagan when he was young).

Jen0125 posted...

I wonder if Bill and Hillary married just to be a political power couple and had a child just for success.

Oh, most definitely.
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Bill had this reputation back in his Governor days. Has nobody brought up the blue dress?

It was actually white and gold

FourthDimension posted...

It was actually white and gold

There is some truth to that but she didn't buy it that way.

Jen0125 posted...

green dragon posted...

RedPixel posted...

Also, I disagree about the Obama part. Seems like Michelle was always chewing his ass out for something in every single picture.

Th at happens in normal marriages all the time

Uh I disagree she always seemed to be chewing him out in every photo. I'm not sure what photos redpixel was looking at but they were/are very affectionate.

Even if you just Google image search "Michelle and Barack Obama" the majority of their photos look very affectionate.

She just has resting bitch face.