Poll of the Day > I ****ed a girl for the first time yesterday, she didn't seem to like or want it

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Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 2:02:01 PM
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Kissed her right on the mouth. Now she won't talk to me.

Live and learn I guess.
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SmokeMassTree
08/23/17 2:03:00 PM
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Did you just admit to rape
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Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 2:07:24 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
Did you just admit to rape

It's a joke about how kiss and fuck both have four letters but I'm expecting to get banned anyway because mods have been hard on my ass for the past month or so.
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SmokeMassTree
08/23/17 2:08:09 PM
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That's not in good taste my guy
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Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 2:09:03 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
That's not in good taste my guy

Please laugh.
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Lorthremar
08/23/17 2:10:08 PM
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uh
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Blasted_Fury
08/23/17 2:11:27 PM
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Bligh_with_no_T posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
That's not in good taste my guy

Please laugh.

im sorry
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FrozenBananas
08/23/17 2:33:08 PM
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RIP
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PuddingBoy
08/23/17 2:41:56 PM
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Yikes
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Shinebolt
08/23/17 2:43:12 PM
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Bligh_with_no_T posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
Did you just admit to rape

It's a joke about how kiss and fuck both have four letters but I'm expecting to get banned anyway because mods have been hard on my ass for the past month or so.


Still would fall under "Sexual Assault".
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RCtheWSBC
08/23/17 2:43:26 PM
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Bligh oh Bligh
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ZiggiStardust
08/23/17 2:47:02 PM
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not sure where the joke part was. it just sounds like you raped someone, ok?
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Jiggy101011
08/23/17 2:50:07 PM
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uhhh
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Golden Road
08/23/17 2:50:55 PM
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These kinds of jokes are usually bad. The punchline is essentially "ha ha, you thought I was a rapist!" The "ha ha, you thought I was homophobic!" version seems to be the most common variant, but any of these sorts of jokes that rely on the whole "I made it seem like I was a terrible person, but I'm not!" setup are pretty bad.
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Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 2:56:08 PM
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Golden Road posted...
These kinds of jokes are usually bad. The punchline is essentially "ha ha, you thought I was a rapist!" The "ha ha, you thought I was homophobic!" version seems to be the most common variant, but any of these sorts of jokes that rely on the whole "I made it seem like I was a terrible person, but I'm not!" setup are pretty bad.

The rape part wasn't actually intentional, I threw the second half of the topic title on quickly without thinking about the implications, to enhance the self deprecating nature of the topic. It was just supposed to be an "ayyy you thought I lost my virginity but nope I'm still a loser" thing.

Now things are just really awkward and I've lost another account. Oh well.
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ZiggiStardust
08/23/17 3:01:51 PM
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Bligh_with_no_T posted...
It was just supposed to be an "ayyy you thought I lost my virginity but nope I'm still a loser" thing.

nope. it was more like:

Topic: "ayyy i raped someone!"

Text: "ayyy i also forced her to kiss me as well, ok?"
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BobToxsick
08/23/17 3:10:03 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
Did you just admit to rape

Hey man rape jokes aren't funny, even if they are asking for it
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