Current Events > $100k, but an unbreakable Confederate statue pops up in your frontyard >_>

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NeonOctopus
08/23/17 7:18:51 PM
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Read below ho


and everyone in the US knows about it. No physical harm is guaranteed to come to you or your property because of the statue. Protestors will try to tear down the statue but cannot because it is unbreakable and unmovable. They'll probably protest it too for who knows how long. They know it belongs to you but do not know the context of why you have it. If you move, the statue teleports to your new home.



Do you accept? >_>
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TheVipaGTS
08/23/17 7:19:42 PM
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So I won't move. I'll move the statue to a museum. thanks for the 100k....don't be lame and change the rules now, TC....
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Distant_Rainbow
08/23/17 7:20:47 PM
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Sure.

Don't even live in the US so it will simply be regarded as a strange curiosity in a foreign country.

And I get free money. Yay.
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NeonOctopus
08/23/17 7:20:58 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
So I won't move. I'll move the statue to a museum. thanks for the 100k....don't be lame and change the rules now, TC....

This kid. You can't move the statue. It's bound to your front yard
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ThineEnemy
08/23/17 7:21:03 PM
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Yes because

NeonOctopus posted...
Protestors will try to tear down the statue but cannot because it is unbreakable.


This will be hilarious to watch.
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uwnim
08/23/17 7:21:52 PM
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What happens if I move to a place without a yard?
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TheVipaGTS
08/23/17 7:22:13 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
So I won't move. I'll move the statue to a museum. thanks for the 100k....don't be lame and change the rules now, TC....

This kid. You can't move the statue. It's bound to your front yard

that's dumb. you edited your post and changed the rules...I'm upset.
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NeonOctopus
08/23/17 7:22:54 PM
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uwnim posted...
What happens if I move to a place without a yard?

It'll just pop up in front of where you live then (ie: the side walk). People will instinctively know it belongs to you.
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NeonOctopus
08/23/17 7:23:09 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
So I won't move. I'll move the statue to a museum. thanks for the 100k....don't be lame and change the rules now, TC....

This kid. You can't move the statue. It's bound to your front yard

that's dumb. you edited your post and changed the rules...I'm upset.

umad
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Mernardi
08/23/17 7:23:54 PM
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Build a statue of Samus over the statue.
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TheVipaGTS
08/23/17 7:24:29 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
So I won't move. I'll move the statue to a museum. thanks for the 100k....don't be lame and change the rules now, TC....

This kid. You can't move the statue. It's bound to your front yard

that's dumb. you edited your post and changed the rules...I'm upset.

umad

I'm calling shenanigans. you guys seeing this shit?
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NeonOctopus
08/23/17 7:24:31 PM
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Mernardi posted...
Build a statue of Samus over the statue.

They still know it's underneath and will protest you for using a confederate statue as a base.
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Mernardi
08/23/17 7:25:09 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Mernardi posted...
Build a statue of Samus over the statue.

They still know it's underneath and will protest you for using a confederate statue as a base.

They'll get bored next month.
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RE_expert44
08/23/17 7:26:37 PM
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Great deal. I would have contests where I would offer the idiot protesters a huge cash prize if they can tear it down. They get 30 mins with whatever tools they bring and I would charge them 50 bucks a try. The longer it goes on, the more publicity I would get. I would be a millionaire in no time
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APM
08/23/17 7:26:49 PM
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I'd even put an unbreakable statue of Lenin or Mao Zedong in my front yard for a 100k
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NeonOctopus
08/23/17 7:28:24 PM
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RE_expert44 posted...
Great deal. I would have contests where I would offer the idiot protesters a huge cash prize if they can tear it down. They get 30 mins with whatever tools they bring and I would charge them 50 bucks a try. The longer it goes on, the more publicity I would get. I would be a millionaire in no time

Genius lol
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RickyTheBAWSE
08/23/17 7:28:44 PM
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sure? I'd either end up putting other art around it to make it look like he's about to get jumped, or just build a shed around it. people only complain about this shit because it's in plain view of respectable people, lol. they'll know I have it, but don't have to worry about it being in their view.

problem solved.
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NeonOctopus
08/23/17 7:29:30 PM
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RickyTheBAWSE posted...
sure? I'd either end up putting other art around it to make it look like he's about to get jumped, or just build a shed around it. people only complain about this shit because it's in plain view of respectable people, lol. they'll know I have it, but don't have to worry about it being in their view.

problem solved.

They still instinctively know it's there and will protest you for even having it in your possession in the first place.
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GenGrievous03
08/23/17 7:30:24 PM
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I live in Brazil. The average citizen here doesn't even know what the Confederacy was. Thanks for the free money.
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boxington
08/23/17 7:30:25 PM
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nah, frustrated protestors would eventually start targeting my house.
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NeonOctopus
08/23/17 7:32:03 PM
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GenGrievous03 posted...
I live in Brazil. The average citizen here doesn't even know what the Confederacy was. Thanks for the free money.

Look up Confederados bro. It's Confederate refugees who fled at the end of the civil war to Brazil and built a makeshift colony there. Every year, that one town celebrates Confederacy with flags and stuff. I'm not making this up >_>
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NeonOctopus
08/23/17 7:32:48 PM
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boxington posted...
nah, frustrated protestors would eventually start targeting my house.

Your property is guaranteed not to be hurt because of the statue
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RickyTheBAWSE
08/23/17 7:39:24 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
GenGrievous03 posted...
I live in Brazil. The average citizen here doesn't even know what the Confederacy was. Thanks for the free money.

Look up Confederados bro. It's Confederate refugees who fled at the end of the civil war to Brazil and built a makeshift colony there. Every year, that one town celebrates Confederacy with flags and stuff. I'm not making this up >_>


wow... I just learned two new things:

-Confederates were so in love with the South, they went deeper South.

-I have no idea where these guys draw the line.
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dirtycommunist
08/23/17 7:42:04 PM
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Can I decorate it with an enormous penis where the nose should be, and other zany things?
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glitteringfairy
08/23/17 7:44:37 PM
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Can I pick the confederate the statue is of? I have many ancestors that fought for the confederacy. I think it would be pretty awesome to have a statue of one of them
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thronedfire2
08/23/17 7:49:11 PM
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ThineEnemy posted...
Yes because

NeonOctopus posted...
Protestors will try to tear down the statue but cannot because it is unbreakable.


This will be hilarious to watch.

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Teh_Dr_Phil
08/23/17 7:50:06 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
So I won't move. I'll move the statue to a museum. thanks for the 100k....don't be lame and change the rules now, TC....

This kid. You can't move the statue. It's bound to your front yard

that's dumb. you edited your post and changed the rules...I'm upset.

Ignore the edit. Everyone on CE knows edits to close loopholes you didn't think of beforehand don't count.
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NES4EVER
08/23/17 7:50:24 PM
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It would have to be a pretty small statue. My front "yard" is about 6 feet by 5 feet and currently has a pine tree taking up all of it.
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King Rial
08/23/17 7:55:50 PM
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RE_expert44 posted...
Great deal. I would have contests where I would offer the idiot protesters a huge cash prize if they can tear it down. They get 30 mins with whatever tools they bring and I would charge them 50 bucks a try. The longer it goes on, the more publicity I would get. I would be a millionaire in no time

That's an excellent idea.

I was already going to take the deal, but to make even more money off of this is genius.

TC, does this magical protection extend to the facade of my house? Because I can see people throwing rocks and whatnot and having them break my windows either intentionally or because they bounce off of the statue.

EDIT: I didn't see this.

NeonOctopus posted...
Your property is guaranteed not to be hurt because of the statue

Excellent. This just keeps getting better and better.
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fuzzylittlbunny
08/23/17 7:57:00 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
RE_expert44 posted...
Great deal. I would have contests where I would offer the idiot protesters a huge cash prize if they can tear it down. They get 30 mins with whatever tools they bring and I would charge them 50 bucks a try. The longer it goes on, the more publicity I would get. I would be a millionaire in no time

Genius lol

This^

But you would have to set some ground rules, like they would need to pay for any property damage they cause in case their attempt goes awry.
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NeonOctopus
08/23/17 7:57:03 PM
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King Rial posted...
RE_expert44 posted...
Great deal. I would have contests where I would offer the idiot protesters a huge cash prize if they can tear it down. They get 30 mins with whatever tools they bring and I would charge them 50 bucks a try. The longer it goes on, the more publicity I would get. I would be a millionaire in no time

That's an excellent idea.

I was already going to take the deal, but to make even more money off of this is genius.

TC, does this magical protection extend to the facade of my house? Because I can see people throwing rocks and whatnot and having them break my windows either intentionally or because they bounce off of the statue.

As I said, you and your property won't be harmed solely because of the statue
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Blue_Dream87
08/23/17 8:16:35 PM
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NeonOctopus
08/24/17 6:08:06 AM
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Dash_Harber
08/24/17 6:09:21 AM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
So I won't move. I'll move the statue to a museum. thanks for the 100k....don't be lame and change the rules now, TC....


Came in to post this.
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NeonOctopus
08/24/17 6:09:50 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
So I won't move. I'll move the statue to a museum. thanks for the 100k....don't be lame and change the rules now, TC....


Came in to post this.

too late brah
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faizan_faizan
08/24/17 7:28:58 AM
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What if I don't have a yard?
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NeonOctopus
08/24/17 7:32:54 AM
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faizan_faizan posted...
What if I don't have a yard?

It'll show up in front of your building, but everyone will know it's yours
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faizan_faizan
08/24/17 7:35:11 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
faizan_faizan posted...
What if I don't have a yard?

It'll show up in front of your building, but everyone will know it's yours

It's going to cause a lot of traffic jam then, no deal.
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Murayomi
08/24/17 8:02:40 AM
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Sure, the heck do I care what people from another country think about a statue in my front yard.
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