Current Events > You know what, I would totally have sex with parallel universe female me.

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PiOverlord
08/24/17 1:25:45 AM
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Basically a female clone of me who is from a parallel universe, and basically lived the exact same life I did, but somehow gets teleported to my universe.

Knowing her, she would want me just as badly as I want her.

It would be the best, we would only inflate each other's ego because we both know the key to each other's heart is to make each other feel like they are above everyone else. We would strive to beat each other because it would be humiliating to be seen as the inferior one.

We would finally have someone that would want to be our partner in group projects, and instead of somehow being a natural repellant for people, we would know that at least one other person will sit with us.

Not to mention I will finally meet a girl that loves Mario and pi as much as I do. She truly sounds like the best person for me.
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Chicken
08/24/17 1:27:06 AM
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Parallel universe female you wouldn't let you.
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MabusIncarnate
08/24/17 1:27:44 AM
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I like it better when you don't post
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EnragedSlith
08/24/17 1:31:59 AM
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Chicken posted...
Parallel universe female you wouldn't let you.

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Admiral_Zero
08/24/17 1:35:37 AM
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ImAMarvel posted...
Hell yeah, I'd do me.

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PiOverlord
08/24/17 1:38:47 AM
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EnragedSlith posted...
Chicken posted...
Parallel universe female you wouldn't let you.

If I know me, and trust me, I do, she would want me just as badly as I want her. In this hypothetical scenario, she is literally typing the exact same thing in response to you guys, except she is using he instead of she.
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PiOverlord
08/24/17 1:42:27 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I like it better when you don't post

I am sorry, do I know you?!?
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Tmaster148
08/24/17 1:43:39 AM
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PiOverlord posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
Chicken posted...
Parallel universe female you wouldn't let you.

If I know me, and trust me, I do, she would want me just as badly as I want her. In this hypothetical scenario, she is literally typing the exact same thing in response to you guys, except she is using he instead of she.


No girl would ever want to touch you even if they are a rule63 version of you.
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PiOverlord
08/24/17 1:44:54 AM
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Tmaster148 posted...
PiOverlord posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
Chicken posted...
Parallel universe female you wouldn't let you.

If I know me, and trust me, I do, she would want me just as badly as I want her. In this hypothetical scenario, she is literally typing the exact same thing in response to you guys, except she is using he instead of she.


No girl would ever want to touch you even if they are a rule63 version of you.

A little rude brother Tmaster148. And as I said, she is literally me from another universe. She would want me just as I want her.
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MabusIncarnate
08/24/17 1:52:42 AM
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PiOverlord posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
I like it better when you don't post

I am sorry, do I know you?!?

All i'm reading is welch welch welch
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PiOverlord
08/24/17 1:53:58 AM
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Some people need to learn to let go. Imagine being this triggered still. LOL!!
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GAMERCAMRY
08/24/17 1:54:28 AM
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To be honest looking at the girls I like, they pretty much look like the female version of myself already.
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Turbam
08/24/17 1:56:01 AM
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Female Turbam probably has a huge butt :V
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PiOverlord
08/24/17 1:59:04 AM
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GAMERCAMRY posted...
To be honest looking at the girls I like, they pretty much look like the female version of myself already.

I want more than looks though. I want them to be me. It would be mutually beneficial. Like times in life where we feel we are all alone, no one on our side; well we know that will be false, at least one other person will have our backs.

Turbam posted...
Female Turbam probably has a huge butt :V

I could only hope female PiOverlord is the same in that regard.
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Chicken
08/24/17 2:59:03 AM
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joe40001
08/24/17 3:03:27 AM
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I wouldn't, I'm not into fatties
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Kisai
08/24/17 3:08:36 AM
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I would be incredibly jealous of alternate universe female me.
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