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Amatsukaze 08/24/17 5:45:57 AM #1:	Topic YES ... no View Results If not, why the f* not?? What's wrong with you? --- http://tinyurl.com/zzyult6 - http://tinyurl.com/zwaaeta - https://tinyurl.com/y9le9jym http://tinyurl.com/h8j8vrd - http://tinyurl.com/j4lyk7j - EMM///REEE <cite>Amatsukaze posted [p:885351557] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote> Topic YES ... no View Results If not, why the f* not?? What's wrong with you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArchiePeck 08/24/17 5:46:55 AM #2:	We done swimming at school. <cite>ArchiePeck posted [p:885351573] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>We done swimming at school.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dash_Harber 08/24/17 5:48:01 AM #3:	Yes. Been swimming as long as I remember. I swim three times a week now. <cite>Dash_Harber posted [p:885351595] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>Yes. Been swimming as long as I remember. I swim three times a week now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 08/24/17 5:51:20 AM #4:	Yeah I spend a lot of time in the water. The only people who have any excuse are cute girls%u200B --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:885351650] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>Yeah I spend a lot of time in the water. The only people who have any excuse are cute girls%u200B</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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faizan_faizan 08/24/17 6:26:34 AM #6:	No but I wish I did. --- Allergic to bull****. <cite>faizan_faizan posted [p:885352262] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>No but I wish I did.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KookyCouture 08/24/17 6:31:32 AM #7:	Yes, I learnt how to swim in primary school --- Drink up me hearties, yo ho <cite>KookyCouture posted [p:885352355] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>Yes, I learnt how to swim in primary school</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 08/24/17 6:38:42 AM #8:	I can swim, but not very far or very fast. I'm not very buoyant so it requires a lot of energy and cardio conditioning that I do not have. --- PSN: Jiek <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:885352503] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>I can swim, but not very far or very fast. I'm not very buoyant so it requires a lot of energy and cardio conditioning that I do not have.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kirbymuncher 08/24/17 7:22:25 AM #9:	I only know how to swim in fake life ... wait what --- THIS IS WHAT I HATE A BOUT EVREY WEBSITE!! THERES SO MUCH PEOPLE READING AND POSTING STUIPED STUFF <cite>kirbymuncher posted [p:885353325] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>I only know how to swim in fake life ... wait what</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ToonLinkWithGun 08/24/17 7:25:22 AM #10:	MegaButterfree posted... Yep, I'm a pretty good swimmer too. --- Wombo Combo! http://i.imgur.com/fToefC5.jpg <cite>ToonLinkWithGun posted [p:885353378] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote><cite>MegaButterfree posted...</cite> <quote>Yep, I'm a pretty good swimmer too.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flasbangs 08/24/17 7:27:39 AM #11:	I used to swim in competitions. Got quite a few gold medals actually. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer <cite>Flasbangs posted [p:885353438] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>I used to swim in competitions. Got quite a few gold medals actually.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 08/24/17 7:29:48 AM #12:	I used to do swimming competitions when I was younger, but not any more. --- http://i.imgur.com/BGbZK.gif <cite>Funkydog posted [p:885353485] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>I used to do swimming competitions when I was younger, but not any more.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PerseusRad 08/24/17 7:30:03 AM #13:	No, never really needed to nor wanted to take the time to learn. --- http://i.imgur.com/EUkIomS.jpg <cite>PerseusRad posted [p:885353492] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>No, never really needed to nor wanted to take the time to learn.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GunmaN1905 08/24/17 7:58:36 AM #14:	When you live near the coastline, if you don't know how to swim by the age of 6, you're a laughing stock. <cite>GunmaN1905 posted [p:885354168] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>When you live near the coastline, if you don't know how to swim by the age of 6, you're a laughing stock.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fossil 08/24/17 8:09:19 AM #15:	GunmaN1905 posted... When you live near the coastline, if you don't know how to swim by the age of 6, you're a laughing stock. Laughing stock regardless of where you live. --- http://i.imgtc.com/fHHz9y2.png http://i.imgtc.com/aRoMBvt.png <cite>Fossil posted [p:885354466] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote><cite>GunmaN1905 posted...</cite> <quote>When you live near the coastline, if you don't know how to swim by the age of 6, you're a laughing stock.</quote> Laughing stock regardless of where you live.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NepGear462 08/24/17 9:13:27 AM #16:	It's bizarre when some types and cultures don't know how <cite>NepGear462 posted [p:885356584] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>It's bizarre when some types and cultures don't know how</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St0rmFury 08/24/17 9:16:14 AM #17:	I haven't swam in years, but it's an unforgettable skill. --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) <cite>St0rmFury posted [p:885356693] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>I haven't swam in years, but it's an unforgettable skill.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Twin3Turbo 08/24/17 9:17:47 AM #18:	I can stay above water, dog paddle, swim underwater slowly, etc. I never got good at doing anything else. --- https://imgflip.com/gif/di4a4 <cite>Twin3Turbo posted [p:885356764] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>I can stay above water, dog paddle, swim underwater slowly, etc. I never got good at doing anything else.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xelltrix 08/24/17 9:38:31 AM #19:	Dash_Harber posted... Yes. Been swimming as long as I remember. I swim three times a week now. This exactly, lol. Started swimming when I was three. Still far from the best but whatever, I'm a strong swimmer and I'm not worried about drowning or anything. --- Reading this post may induce one or more of the following: Nausea / Butt-Hurt / Lulz / UM? Syndrome / Angst / Diarrhea <cite>Xelltrix posted [p:885357486] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dash_Harber posted...</cite> <quote>Yes. Been swimming as long as I remember. I swim three times a week now.</quote> This exactly, lol. Started swimming when I was three. Still far from the best but whatever, I'm a strong swimmer and I'm not worried about drowning or anything.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Twinmold 08/24/17 9:40:09 AM #20:	I was briefly one of the fastest breaststroke swimmers in my age group in South Florida when I was young. I quit swimming though because waking up at 4 in the morning for 5AM practice till 7, then coming back again at 4PM to do an hour of land work, followed by another 2 hours of swimming till 7PM sucked. I spent 6 hours a day in the pool at 13-years-old, and had no life. So I quit because fuck that noise. --- Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Mark Twain <cite>Twinmold posted [p:885357543] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>I was briefly one of the fastest breaststroke swimmers in my age group in South Florida when I was young. I quit swimming though because waking up at 4 in the morning for 5AM practice till 7, then coming back again at 4PM to do an hour of land work, followed by another 2 hours of swimming till 7PM sucked. I spent 6 hours a day in the pool at 13-years-old, and had no life. So I quit because fuck that noise.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 08/24/17 9:42:41 AM #21:	Nope. --- http://m.imgur.com/BtD5etN?r https://m.imgur.com/a/jclul http://i.imgtc.com/etNW2apANm.jpg <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:885357644] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>Nope.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
omega cookie 08/24/17 9:56:34 AM #22:	Of course, although I can't ever swim again. My knee is held together by a couple pieces of metal that feel like my leg is getting ripped off if I swim, and have the potential to cause permanent damage. I suppose I could swim if it were absolutely necessary, but I'll never willingly do so. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog FFBE: 885,063,087 - Orlandeau - 931 ATK <cite>omega cookie posted [p:885358185] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>Of course, although I can't ever swim again. My knee is held together by a couple pieces of metal that feel like my leg is getting ripped off if I swim, and have the potential to cause permanent damage. I suppose I could swim if it were absolutely necessary, but I'll never willingly do so.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GOATSLAYER 08/24/17 10:02:57 AM #23:	I passed the advanced swimming class at th YMCA. The only level higher than that is lifeguard --- Hide your kids, hide your goats <cite>GOATSLAYER posted [p:885358427] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>I passed the advanced swimming class at th YMCA. The only level higher than that is lifeguard</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 08/24/17 10:04:01 AM #24:	Yeah I live near the sea. I am an excellent swimmer. --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:885358466] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>Yeah I live near the sea. I am an excellent swimmer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 08/24/17 10:05:12 AM #25:	I have no problem with actual swimming, but I've never had a knack for keeping myself afloat in one spot for very long. --- Oda break tracker 2017- 6 (3) Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:885358516] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>I have no problem with actual swimming, but I've never had a knack for keeping myself afloat in one spot for very long.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow 08/24/17 10:09:25 AM #26:	No. Last time I tried to learn(22 years ago) at the local pool, flesh-eating bacteria ravaged my skin. It was a month-long nightmare with daily hospital visits and loads of shots. Goddamn unhygienic bastards. Screw swimming. Never gonna go over bodies of water ever for the rest of my life, unless bridges or planes are involved. --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/75581177 <cite>Distant_Rainbow posted [p:885358688] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>No. Last time I tried to learn(22 years ago) at the local pool, flesh-eating bacteria ravaged my skin. It was a month-long nightmare with daily hospital visits and loads of shots. Goddamn unhygienic bastards. Screw swimming. Never gonna go over bodies of water ever for the rest of my life, unless bridges or planes are involved.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulGrave 08/24/17 10:13:02 AM #27:	NepGear462 posted... It's bizarre when some types and cultures don't know how Why? --- You enjoy teaching high schoolers, and I'll enjoy creating my crappy manga. Let's see where we both are in a year. TheDoorMouse Update http://imgur.com/vz0c9xf <cite>ViewtifulGrave posted [p:885358839] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote><cite>NepGear462 posted...</cite> <quote>It's bizarre when some types and cultures don't know how</quote> Why?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GOATSLAYER 08/24/17 10:13:52 AM #28:	ViewtifulGrave posted... NepGear462 posted... It's bizarre when some types and cultures don't know how Why? 70% of the planet is covered in water. Also, it's easy. --- Hide your kids, hide your goats <cite>GOATSLAYER posted [p:885358868] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote><cite>ViewtifulGrave posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NepGear462 posted...</cite> <quote>It's bizarre when some types and cultures don't know how</quote> Why?</quote> 70% of the planet is covered in water. Also, it's easy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Twin3Turbo 08/24/17 11:49:55 AM #29:	GOATSLAYER posted... ViewtifulGrave posted... NepGear462 posted... It's bizarre when some types and cultures don't know how Why? 70% of the planet is covered in water. Also, it's easy. In all fairness, like 99% of that 70% is not water anyone would ever think to or be able to swim in. --- https://imgflip.com/gif/di4a4 <cite>Twin3Turbo posted [p:885363505] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote><cite>GOATSLAYER posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ViewtifulGrave posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NepGear462 posted...</cite> <quote>It's bizarre when some types and cultures don't know how</quote> Why?</quote> 70% of the planet is covered in water. Also, it's easy.</quote> In all fairness, like 99% of that 70% is not water anyone would ever think to or be able to swim in.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
--kresnik-- 08/24/17 11:50:54 AM #30:	Of course I know how to swim. --- "Antifa members are better human beings than people like Hypnocoosh." -YourAlt <cite>--kresnik-- posted [p:885363559] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>Of course I know how to swim.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tennisdude818 08/24/17 11:51:13 AM #31:	I swam competitively, sucked, and then focused only on tennis. --- "Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it." -Thomas Sowell <cite>tennisdude818 posted [p:885363573] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>I swam competitively, sucked, and then focused only on tennis.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrPeppers 08/24/17 11:51:33 AM #32:	My ex had no idea how to swim as a 26 year old woman. Blew my mind. --- http://i.imgur.com/SGkkbF0.png <cite>MrPeppers posted [p:885363589] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>My ex had no idea how to swim as a 26 year old woman. Blew my mind.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 08/24/17 11:53:35 AM #33:	GunmaN1905 posted... When you live near the coastline, if you don't know how to swim by the age of 6, you're a laughing stock. I lived in my granpas village for 2 years. It has a giant river kids play and swim. I learnt swimmin at 5 or 6 methinks. Yea, if you cant swim, the other kids wont even play with you --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:885363693] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote><cite>GunmaN1905 posted...</cite> <quote>When you live near the coastline, if you don't know how to swim by the age of 6, you're a laughing stock.</quote> I lived in my granpas village for 2 years. It has a giant river kids play and swim. I learnt swimmin at 5 or 6 methinks. Yea, if you cant swim, the other kids wont even play with you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 08/24/17 11:54:47 AM #34:	I can doggy paddle which is good enough --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:885363750] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>I can doggy paddle which is good enough</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 08/24/17 12:03:55 PM #35:	Yeah, I'm pretty good at swimming. Also, humans are born with the ability to swim. If you don't try for the first few years of your life you can lose that ability, but naturally every can. --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:885364187] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, I'm pretty good at swimming. Also, humans are born with the ability to swim. If you don't try for the first few years of your life you can lose that ability, but naturally every can.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thrashmetal14 08/24/17 12:06:05 PM #36:	Yeah, I remember having to do a swimming test every year at summer camp. Shit was hard as hell. <cite>thrashmetal14 posted [p:885364292] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, I remember having to do a swimming test every year at summer camp. Shit was hard as hell.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 08/24/17 12:12:57 PM #37:	im a great swimmer. from like 3 years old until 12 or so my parents took me and my brother to the community pool every Friday night for like 3 hours. I also grew up on rivers and creeks and did tons of swimming in pretty heavy currents, and a decent amount of swimming in oceans. --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:885364632] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>im a great swimmer. from like 3 years old until 12 or so my parents took me and my brother to the community pool every Friday night for like 3 hours. I also grew up on rivers and creeks and did tons of swimming in pretty heavy currents, and a decent amount of swimming in oceans.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Top Crusader 08/24/17 12:21:56 PM #38:	Nah, I took lessons a bunch of times all through childhood, and have had friends try to teach me in the last couple decades since then... just doesn't work. I dunno. I also can't ride a bike, and tried that fervently every single day for hours every summer when I was kid. My left leg has always been messed up since birth, so I've wondered if that has something to do with either, but plenty of people with various handicaps and such swim so I dunno. --- -- - <cite>The Top Crusader posted [p:885365068] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>Nah, I took lessons a bunch of times all through childhood, and have had friends try to teach me in the last couple decades since then... just doesn't work. I dunno. I also can't ride a bike, and tried that fervently every single day for hours every summer when I was kid. My left leg has always been messed up since birth, so I've wondered if that has something to do with either, but plenty of people with various handicaps and such swim so I dunno.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Amatsukaze 08/25/17 10:29:57 PM #39:	GOATSLAYER posted... ViewtifulGrave posted... NepGear462 posted... It's bizarre when some types and cultures don't know how Why? 70% of the planet is covered in water. Also, it's easy. --- http://tinyurl.com/zzyult6 - http://tinyurl.com/zwaaeta - https://tinyurl.com/y9le9jym http://tinyurl.com/h8j8vrd - http://tinyurl.com/j4lyk7j - EMM///REEE <cite>Amatsukaze posted [p:885458284] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote><cite>GOATSLAYER posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ViewtifulGrave posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NepGear462 posted...</cite> <quote>It's bizarre when some types and cultures don't know how</quote> Why?</quote> 70% of the planet is covered in water. Also, it's easy.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KainWind 08/25/17 10:37:10 PM #40:	I like to think I'm a good swimmer, but I'm probably no better than anyone else. --- http://i.imgtc.com/pRZqu18C.gif http://i.imgtc.com/jccgiB1G.gif http://i.imgtc.com/WEkU41Yb.gif http://i.imgtc.com/dBcIyU2x.gif <cite>KainWind posted [p:885458633] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>I like to think I'm a good swimmer, but I'm probably no better than anyone else.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DreadedWave 08/25/17 10:37:37 PM #41:	I love swimming. --- http://i.imgur.com/ngBbHlM.png <cite>DreadedWave posted [p:885458661] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>I love swimming.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Amatsukaze 08/27/17 11:15:40 AM #42:	Swimming is nice. --- http://tinyurl.com/zzyult6 - http://tinyurl.com/zwaaeta - https://tinyurl.com/y9le9jym http://tinyurl.com/h8j8vrd - http://tinyurl.com/j4lyk7j - EMM///REEE <cite>Amatsukaze posted [p:885533464] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>Swimming is nice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaffIeElite 08/27/17 11:17:45 AM #43:	No. I don't plan on being near large bodies of water, so learning it would be a waste. --- I have a signature. Apparently this is important, but I still don't have my secret cool kid decoder ring yet. <cite>WaffIeElite posted [p:885533543] in Do you kno... [t:75703081]...</cite> <quote>No. I don't plan on being near large bodies of water, so learning it would be a waste.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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