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nayr626
08/30/17 12:56:24 AM
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When a girl has a bush and the hair doesn't match the pubes...bugs me especially with redheads.

Tan lines when naked..

What about you?
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Zikten
08/30/17 12:57:23 AM
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when the girl gives oral and then right after they kiss
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megamanfreakXD
08/30/17 12:57:43 AM
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boxington
08/30/17 12:58:08 AM
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tan lines are hot, IMO.

the shot behind the dude, or when the camera moves to the guy's face.
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Blue_Dream87
08/30/17 12:59:36 AM
#5:


Gaping ass. I mean it shouldn't be a problem, I don't watch anal. But going through videos the biggest turn off is a seeing one girl giving a bj while some other bitch has this gaping hole right up next to her nose.
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prince_leo
08/30/17 12:59:39 AM
#6:


nayr626 posted...
Tan lines when naked..

bothers me irl too
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BootyGif
08/30/17 1:00:00 AM
#7:


Any dick

All dicks are disgusting except mine
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Nightmare_Luna
08/30/17 1:00:31 AM
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if i watch porn i have to watch it muted because the sounds are so repulsive
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WilliamPorygon
08/30/17 1:04:03 AM
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scat & vomit
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08/30/17 1:06:15 AM
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DocileOrangeCup
08/30/17 1:08:59 AM
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When the guy is louder than the girl

Spreading of any kind

When they drink anything besides Gatorade to keep hydrated
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weapon_d00d816
08/30/17 1:09:59 AM
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Anal

Girl has a sexy outfit but gets completely nude before fucking.
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GoriIIa
08/30/17 1:10:31 AM
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Anisoptera posted...

-seeing my face reflecting on the monitor screen when the video fades to black


jesus hahahahahahhahahahaha
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ShinigamiSoul
08/30/17 2:16:00 AM
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Fake moans
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Bishop9800
08/30/17 2:16:53 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
When the guy is louder than the girl

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MabusIncarnate
08/30/17 2:18:49 AM
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When you are deeding and are about to climax and it cuts to dudes face and virtually no female in frame for like 30 seconds. Then you kinda fire a blank as your junk shrivels a bit before you finish and results in no feeling and a couple drops.
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donkeyjack
08/30/17 2:20:35 AM
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Anal, the female not taking off her footwear, and a female licking dude's rectum while giving him BJs.
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LinksLiege
08/30/17 2:20:58 AM
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So many vids don't flesh out the story.

Great, they're fucking, but why? What's the motivation? The call to action? For fuck sake, I can't climax without a denouement.
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ShinigamiSoul
08/30/17 2:21:00 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
When you are deeding and are about to climax and it cuts to dudes face and virtually no female in frame for like 30 seconds. Then you kinda fire a blank as your junk shrivels a bit before you finish and results in no feeling and a couple drops.

This sounds so specific and personal lmao
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Flasbangs
08/30/17 2:25:25 AM
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Butt stuff of any kind instantly kills it.
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MabusIncarnate
08/30/17 2:31:28 AM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
When you are deeding and are about to climax and it cuts to dudes face and virtually no female in frame for like 30 seconds. Then you kinda fire a blank as your junk shrivels a bit before you finish and results in no feeling and a couple drops.

This sounds so specific and personal lmao

>.>
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BigTee66
08/30/17 2:33:44 AM
#23:


annoyingly fake moaning
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LittleRoyal
08/30/17 2:34:49 AM
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Honestly all of it. Most of the poses seem so uncomfortable and painful I don't get why any woman would want it so what's the point they're going for?

And when the girl sounds in pain or anguished when moaning


I just can't watch porn it's so gross lol
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MabusIncarnate
08/30/17 2:36:39 AM
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The excessive use of "fuck".

Like some girl is like "Yeah f***** f*** me in my f****** f*** hole you f****** dirty f**** ohh f*** yeah f****** love it so f****** much f***.

Like didn't your parents teach you any manners?
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UT1999
08/30/17 2:38:12 AM
#27:


Zikten posted...
when the girl gives oral and then right after they kiss

what do you have against this?
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LittleRoyal
08/30/17 2:38:35 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
The excessive use of "fuck".

Like some girl is like "Yeah f***** f*** me in my f****** f*** hole you f****** dirty f**** ohh f*** yeah f****** love it so f****** much f***.

Like didn't your parents teach you any manners?

Tbh

I never curse irl but during scary movies or my alone time in that way all bets off. Except I whisper it not scream it to my neighbors.
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Crazyman93
08/30/17 2:39:02 AM
#29:


boxington posted...
the shot behind the dude, or when the camera moves to the guy's face.

Or thinks the best way to show "business," is a close up of his equipment.
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TheoryzC
08/30/17 2:39:27 AM
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80s and 90s porn lingers on the dudes face way too long when he's about to bust
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thronedfire2
08/30/17 2:40:11 AM
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Fake nonstop moaning. That's why I hate Japanese porn most of the time
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Myzery
08/30/17 2:40:23 AM
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fake eyelashes falling off
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MabusIncarnate
08/30/17 2:40:36 AM
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TheoryzC posted...
80s and 90s porn lingers on the dudes face way too long when he's about to bust

Vinegar strokes
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UT1999
08/30/17 2:40:47 AM
#34:


how often do you dudes watch porn? I hardly ever watch it anymore. Do most of you have gfs?
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MabusIncarnate
08/30/17 2:41:40 AM
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UT1999 posted...
how often do you dudes watch porn? I hardly ever watch it anymore. Do most of you have gfs?

I have a wife, and we have a healthy sex life, and still 10+ times a week. I have issues.
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Esrac
08/30/17 2:42:39 AM
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Spitting on each other.
Loud dudes.
Lingering shots on the dude's face.
Lingering shots on the dude's balls, taint, and ass.
Camera man who won't shut the fuck up.
Japanese porn. Pretty much everything about it.
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UT1999
08/30/17 2:43:38 AM
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not sure i've seen japanese porn
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Cookie Bag
08/30/17 2:44:00 AM
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megamanfreakXD posted...
Censored japanese porn

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apocalyptic_4
08/30/17 2:44:59 AM
#39:


Loud fake moaning

Socks and shoes on during porn

Dudes with small dicks

Behind the balls shots, no one wants to see that view.
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weapon_d00d816
08/30/17 2:46:25 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
The excessive use of "fuck".

Like some girl is like "Yeah f***** f*** me in my f****** f*** hole you f****** dirty f**** ohh f*** yeah f****** love it so f****** much f***.

Like didn't your parents teach you any manners?

I actually like that if it's really rough, aggressive sex and she strings together a bunch of "fuck phrases" really quickly.
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donkeyjack
08/30/17 2:55:04 AM
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Esrac posted...
Spitting on each other.
Loud dudes.
Lingering shots on the dude's face.
Lingering shots on the dude's balls, taint, and ass.
Camera man who won't shut the fuck up.
Japanese porn. Pretty much everything about it.


Amen to this post. The camera angle showing the dudes' crack is and always will be gross.
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HainoRocks
08/30/17 2:57:39 AM
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kuwab0
08/30/17 3:00:28 AM
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EternalDivide
08/30/17 3:50:42 AM
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When it just dwells on a close up of the woman's face. Like do you think I fucking care at all? It doesn't help at all that 99.9% of them have the same dead behind the eyes stare while faking the noises. Move off that shit and get to a wide shot at least.
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_Schwarzlicht_
08/30/17 4:01:00 AM
#46:


apocalyptic_4 posted...
Socks and shoes on

When someone won't stop making the exact same noise all throughout. Recent offender has been dudes going 'oouuuaaaarrr' non-stop.
Mechanical robot fucking. Use your damn hips a little
When the camera guy gets involved in any way. Keep your hairy arms, ugly button-up, and baseball cap out of it.
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YINever
08/30/17 4:39:29 AM
#48:


music
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Sami1000
08/30/17 4:49:25 AM
#50:


guy talking or making noises
buttholes. I don't want to see them
Ugly vaginas
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xxdudeyy
08/30/17 4:51:10 AM
#51:


How loud the audio is. Every Porn video i watch, hentai included is always way louder then non porn videos no matter how quiet i put the volume down to. It makes me paranoid that my neighbors could hear it.
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