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xxdudeyy
08/30/17 4:54:00 AM
#53:


Zurkon posted...
xxdudeyy posted...
How loud the audio is. Every Porn video i watch, hentai included is always way louder then non porn videos no matter how quiet i put the volume down to. It makes me paranoid that my neighbors could hear it.

Lol, don't you just love it when you're on one that's super quiet, so you turn it up, and then the next one blasts your eardrums through your headphones?

That too.
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Deadpool_18
08/30/17 5:27:30 AM
#54:


When a girl drools over a guy's junk for lubricant. I mean mid-blowjob "Let me pause and hawk a loogie onto this Jack Links real quick." drooling.

Terrible acting, too. Like, cmon. You're not this ready to have your ass explored, and if you are, I'm puzzled.

Also, fake brother and sister encounters.
"Cmon BRO, my friends are going to be here soon. Get out of my room."
I don't wanna leave SIS, because I'm a stubborn fuck, apparently.
"What'll it take to get you out of here?"
*lays dick on girl's forehead*
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toyota
08/30/17 5:52:29 AM
#55:


Compilation videos and the title or description doesnt warn you that there are going to be black girls in the vid
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boxington
08/30/17 6:03:26 AM
#56:


toyota posted...
Compilation videos and the title or description doesnt warn you that there are going to be black girls in the vid

dat racism
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Rika_Furude
08/30/17 6:11:41 AM
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the_cajun88
08/30/17 6:13:51 AM
#58:


DocileOrangeCup posted...
When they drink anything besides Gatorade to keep hydrated


lmao
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ave1
08/30/17 7:45:42 AM
#59:


MabusIncarnate-> I challenge you to go a week with not one view. Think you can? I think you can.
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Makeveli_lives
08/30/17 8:16:25 AM
#60:


Not seeing the girls face
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Murayomi
08/30/17 8:30:22 AM
#61:


GoriIIa posted...
Anisoptera posted...

-seeing my face reflecting on the monitor screen when the video fades to black


jesus hahahahahahhahahahaha
LOL
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IfGodCouldDie
08/30/17 8:32:16 AM
#62:


Nightmare_Luna posted...
if i watch porn i have to watch it muted because the sounds are so repulsive

Reading through and this is pretty big.
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KiwiTerraRizing
08/30/17 8:34:11 AM
#63:


Seeing the man's ass, balls or face. POV porn is actually good for this reason.

Fake over the top moaning you know is bullshit.

"Reality" porn, so ridiculous I can't take it seriously.
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pinky0926
08/30/17 8:37:05 AM
#64:


Cameraguy/performer who thinks the scene is about him. Especially all the cringe dirty talk.

Actually the least favourite thing in this regard is when the camera guy is talking to the performer(s) like they're buddies and they're just shooting the shit over a beer or something, e.g. "yo man this girl really knows how to go down, hahaha, wassssuuuup". Just shut the ever loving fuck up, we don't need to know anything about your bromance.
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MoreRpgs
08/30/17 9:00:53 AM
#65:


Seeing guys in it
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Returning_CEmen
08/30/17 9:02:36 AM
#66:


When the end scene is clearly filmed before all the sex. Bad edits
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NeonOctopus
08/30/17 9:04:08 AM
#67:


When they have video describing the girl as busty and then the whole video is doggy pov or something and its like 10 minutes long and you literally don't see the boobs except for maybe like 2 whole seconds at an awkward angle when they're changing positions or something.


Shit always gets me triggered >_> Don't even bother putting in busty if you're literally not even going to see the boobs for 95% of the video
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Trumpo
08/30/17 9:09:19 AM
#68:


Lesbian scenes since they are boring
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Terra-enforcer
08/30/17 9:19:23 AM
#69:


BootyGif posted...
Any dick

All dicks are disgusting except mine

I know we may be in the minority, but I fully agree.
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1337toothbrush
08/30/17 9:37:59 AM
#70:


Hemorrhoids. Also, seeing specks of shit on underwear.
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Ganon19
08/30/17 9:43:07 AM
#71:


gagging blowjobs
nasty feet
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BootyGif
08/30/17 9:43:18 AM
#72:


1337toothbrush posted...
Hemorrhoids. Also, seeing specks of shit on underwear.

Kinda weak porn you watching?
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ZeroX91
08/30/17 9:44:21 AM
#73:


That 90% of the time my imagination is way hotter.
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BootyGif
08/30/17 9:44:45 AM
#74:


Terra-enforcer posted...
BootyGif posted...
Any dick

All dicks are disgusting except mine

I know we may be in the minority, but I fully agree.

Real men know
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voldothegr8
08/30/17 9:45:00 AM
#75:


Fake tits
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Colorahdo
08/30/17 9:46:15 AM
#76:


The weirdly forceful inhales the girls do when they're faking everything. They purse their lips and inhale loudly

wtf
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Ilove4chan
08/30/17 9:47:21 AM
#77:


Zikten posted...
when the girl gives oral and then right after they kiss


What the fuck???/ Are you this much of a virgin that you've never done this?
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SSJGrimReaper
08/30/17 9:48:38 AM
#78:


Fake asses, they're more disturbing than fake tits.
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BootyGif
08/30/17 9:49:31 AM
#79:


Ilove4chan posted...
Zikten posted...
when the girl gives oral and then right after they kiss


What the fuck???/ Are you this much of a virgin that you've never done this?

Ofc he is lol this is ce
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1337toothbrush
08/30/17 9:51:20 AM
#80:


BootyGif posted...
1337toothbrush posted...
Hemorrhoids. Also, seeing specks of shit on underwear.

Kinda weak porn you watching?

It's just come up like maybe a couple times in total, but it bugged the shit out of me.
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MagusKingOfZeal
08/30/17 10:11:02 AM
#81:


Underwear worn under the garter belt instead of over it, is it hinders the panties from being easily removed.
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bknight
08/30/17 10:20:33 AM
#82:


interracial cuckhold porn when the white guy eats out the creampie left by the black guy, so awkward
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stone
08/30/17 10:24:44 AM
#83:


The guy (or worse, cameraman) talking all the time.
Excessive moaning, both from the man and woman.
Lousy camera angles. When the whole thing is way too zoomed in to actually enjoy the scene. Showing the guy's face more than necessary, or behind the balls camera shots.
Overexagerated gagging and drooling.
Music, and no sex sounds.
When the girl is obviously about to climax and the guy just stops.
The girl just kneeling in front of the guy with her mouth wide open for 5 minutes while the guy wanks out to finish. (usually these 2 last points are one after the other.. Guy pulls out before girl even climaxes and then takes forever to finish himself by hand)

There's probably more but from the top of my head these are what annoy me the most.
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AnimeGokuIAM
08/30/17 10:25:13 AM
#84:


Rape Hentai, why the fuck is there so much of it. a website I visit everyday has been uploading rape Hentai every few days for the past 4 months. I'm not into that shit. Real Rape or fake rape
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divot1338
08/30/17 10:25:22 AM
#85:


Hd porn where you can see the pimples on a girl's booty.
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Questionmarktarius
08/30/17 10:27:23 AM
#86:


Four minutes of spam and banter in a five-minute clip.
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VTBM
08/30/17 10:34:11 AM
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BootyGif
08/30/17 10:36:23 AM
#88:


bknight posted...
interracial cuckhold porn when the white guy eats out the creampie left by the black guy, so awkward

Why the fuck
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Questionmarktarius
08/30/17 10:39:33 AM
#89:


BootyGif posted...
bknight posted...
interracial cuckhold porn when the white guy eats out the creampie left by the black guy, so awkward

Why the fuck

Wouldn't that technically be a threesome?
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bluezero
08/30/17 10:46:06 AM
#90:


Fake bro/sis or other relation porn (not that real would be ok lol)
Japanese porn in general
Finishing on the face
Butthole stuff
Probably more
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BootyGif
08/30/17 10:50:12 AM
#91:


Questionmarktarius posted...
BootyGif posted...
bknight posted...
interracial cuckhold porn when the white guy eats out the creampie left by the black guy, so awkward

Why the fuck

Wouldn't that technically be a threesome?

Yea
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DoomSwell
08/30/17 11:14:09 AM
#92:


Rimming, interracial, leaving her shirt on, long fingernails, tentacle hentai, dildos in non-masturbation scenes (lez or straight)
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ShadowKirby17
08/30/17 11:23:22 AM
#93:


apocalyptic_4 posted...
Socks and shoes on during porn

THIS.

Seeing that just annoys me.
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Nazanir
08/30/17 11:26:24 AM
#94:


WilliamPorygon posted...
scat & vomit

Then don't watch that kind of porn?
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Turbam
08/30/17 11:30:04 AM
#95:


weapon_d00d816 posted...
Girl has a sexy outfit but gets completely nude before fucking.

God dammit this!
Why make the nerd girl wear stripped thigh highs and then have her take them off immediately!
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The Wheelman1
08/30/17 11:46:22 AM
#96:


The camera focuses on the guys ass while he's fucking.
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CADE FOSTER
08/30/17 11:48:54 AM
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Swagnificent119
08/30/17 12:16:22 PM
#98:


Incest and the fact that I find a lot of chicks in them good looking but the second I figure out it's an incest storyline I immediately get turned off.
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Deadpool_18
08/30/17 12:17:14 PM
#99:


bknight posted...
interracial cuckhold porn when the white guy eats out the creampie left by the black guy, so awkward


wat
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_Schwarzlicht_
08/30/17 12:32:51 PM
#100:


Deadpool_18 posted...
Also, fake brother and sister encounters.
"Cmon BRO, my friends are going to be here soon. Get out of my room."
I don't wanna leave SIS, because I'm a stubborn fuck, apparently.
"What'll it take to get you out of here?"
*lays dick on girl's forehead*

Lmao, I'd watch this if the dialogue was exactly that
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addled
08/30/17 12:36:23 PM
#101:


I could never understand when the girls get completely naked but the high-heels stay on. Especially when they are wearing skin tight jeans.
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gatorsPENSbucs
08/30/17 12:37:59 PM
#102:


^^ girls look amazing in heels, some keep em on because of that.

Girls with a bush.

Camera behind the guy.

Just the girl's face in the shot.

Too many tattoos on either person.
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