Board 8 > My student's phone was stolen

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Tom Bombadil 08/30/17 10:58:57 PM #1:	This kid sits next to the door to a classroom. He put his phone in the front pocket of his backpack, which he put on the floor facing the door. The door was left open because it's super hot in LA. Halfway through the class, he got up and yelled "Hey!" He should have followed him, but I asked what was happening, so instead he told me that a guy stole his phone, and he got to spend the second half of the class talking to the campus police instead of learning about hyperbolic function derivatives. I bet now he'll have to ask some random internet forum to help him with my homework, too. --- Can you imagine a piece of the universe more fit for princes and kings? The problem is the racism against cute Pokemon.- Luster Soldier <cite>Tom Bombadil posted [p:885754154] in My student... [t:75725679]...</cite> <quote>This kid sits next to the door to a classroom. He put his phone in the front pocket of his backpack, which he put on the floor facing the door. The door was left open because it's super hot in LA. Halfway through the class, he got up and yelled "Hey!" He should have followed him, but I asked what was happening, so instead he told me that a guy stole his phone, and he got to spend the second half of the class talking to the campus police instead of learning about hyperbolic function derivatives. I bet now he'll have to ask some random internet forum to help him with my homework, too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raka_Putra 08/30/17 11:13:05 PM #2:	Tell him to ask his sister what to do. --- Fuhlt nicht durch dich Sarastro Todesschmerzen, So bist du meine Tochter nimmermehr-- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehr. <cite>Raka_Putra posted [p:885754866] in My student... [t:75725679]...</cite> <quote>Tell him to ask his sister what to do.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SupremeZero 08/30/17 11:20:31 PM #3:	He "got to"? You think him talking to the police instead of listening to YOUR lecture was preferable? Some teacher! --- There's always hope for better things in life. But you can't let anything, friend, lover,God himself,be your hope. You have to be your own hope <cite>SupremeZero posted [p:885755225] in My student... [t:75725679]...</cite> <quote>He "got to"? You think him talking to the police instead of listening to YOUR lecture was preferable? Some teacher!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anagram 08/30/17 11:29:25 PM #4:	That student sounds like a sexy, brilliant man. You should give him an A on all future tests and quizzes. --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 <cite>Anagram posted [p:885755671] in My student... [t:75725679]...</cite> <quote>That student sounds like a sexy, brilliant man. You should give him an A on all future tests and quizzes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NFUN 08/31/17 12:03:38 AM #5:	honestly when the fuck do you ever use hyperbolic function derivatives anyways? you should teach him differential equations or something instead --- Thus is our treaty written, thus is our agreement made. Thought is the arrow of time; memory never fades. What was asked is given; the price is paid. ARF <cite>NFUN posted [p:885757246] in My student... [t:75725679]...</cite> <quote>honestly when the fuck do you ever use hyperbolic function derivatives anyways? you should teach him differential equations or something instead</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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