Current Events > Got into a shoving match with a Cheeto at the mall!

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Was sitting outside the Scottsdale Fashion Square Mall with my girlfriend. She had a shitty day at work so she was smoking and complaining to me about her boss.

Anyway I guess she must have been pretty loud because a euphoric Cheeto scum decided to wander over and eavesdrop. We ignored him at first. Bad idea. He started ranting to us about the dangers of second hand smoke and how my girlfriend is "stupid, loud, and inconsiderate to the entire city".

At this point of course I'm pissed so I get up and shove his ass to the ground. The Cheeto gets up and love taps me back so I knocked him down again. When he got up a third time I punched him and he ran like a little weakling. Go figure.

God I hate the euphoric people.
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I was the cigarette his gf was smoking.
Can confirm this as true.
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I thought you got into a fight with a guy dressed up as Chester Cheeto or whatever the fuck that mascot is for Cheetos. Pretty dissapointed here Soggy.
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dude I thought u got into a fight with a fucking cheese curl
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I thought you got into a fight with a guy dressed up as Chester Cheeto or whatever the fuck that mascot is for Cheetos. Pretty dissapointed here Soggy.

I thought it was gonna be a guy dressed as a giant cheeto like this http://media2.onsugar.com/files/2014/10/30/281/n/1922398/d21f32be02d28a6d_KPerry103014_04_X17Uzr27U_wm.xxxlarge/i/Katy-Perry-Giant-Cheetos-Costume-Halloween-2014.jpg
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