Current Events > The best part of sex is...

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The goofing around and laughing together afterwards.

Nothing loosens you up more than getting fucked and literally the best, funniest, most intimate moments you will ever have with anyone will be laying naked under the covers with someone after passionately having sex.

The worst is living with your parents and every creak of the house makes you turn into Shinobi. I almost broke my SO while pulling away because I thought I heard a car in the driveway.

I can't wait to move out.

LordBalor4 posted...

Yo, for real tho, them sriracha burgers are the bomb.
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ThineEnemy posted...

Yo, for real tho, them sriracha burgers are the bomb.

I miss their onion cheddar burger
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Has McDonald's ever had burgers that aren't gross as fuck? I'd rather have BK and they're just about the worst thing.

I only get Frappes
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Wendy's is superior IMO

Wendy's is too expensive. I might as well go to a nicer sit down place if I'm gonna spend $10 on a burger meal.

The only thing that's good about Wendy's is that you can have sex in their dumpsters or in their alleyways. I've incorporated a bun into the act itself and I have to say it adds something.

Sex is garbo, id rather jerk off and then play video games by myself
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I like the part where I throw cab fare at them and tell them to get the fuck out of my house.
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That's all well and good but not satisfying. It's like fighting back an urge to sneeze and succeeding. Or chewing something really good and spitting it out.

You don't get that full, satisfied feeling.

Cab fare? Try whisky bottles.

TC's happiness makes me angry and bitter, and that somehow makes me the bad guy, even though I'm only angry and bitter because I've been alone so long, and if you'd have been as alone as long as me you'd be angry and bitter at TC too.
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You think maybe anger and bitterness aren't the most attractive qualities? Maybe you should work on yourself and try to develop an more healthy outlook on relationships and life and women/men?

No girl wants to date or even be anywhere near a potential Elliott Roger.

"I just had sex" topic
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Naw my significant other is not here ATM. I'm staring at my ceiling.

USANumber1 posted...

You think maybe anger and bitterness aren't the most attractive qualities? Maybe you should work on yourself and try to develop an more healthy outlook on relationships and life and women/men?

oh fuck off. I knew that would be the response.

Obviously I'm not like this around people, but you can't have somebody be alone for a long long time have that make them very bitter and then blame their aloneness on the bitterness.

If you were exactly like you were/are but never got to play fun sex under covers happy time with physical affection ever EVER ever I promise you you would feel bitter too.

You are simply wrong if you act like not only do you have these happy fun times but the people who didn't "had it coming" for being miserable even though the misery only came long after never having such things.

You are fortunate, enjoy you good times, feel good for those who can relate, and have empathy for those who can't. Now is not the time to act superior to people who are already having a much rougher go of it than you are.
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USANumber1 posted...

No girl wants to date or even be anywhere near a potential Elliott Roger.

Jesus Christ I didn't even see this one.

This is some pretty fucking ignorant shit here.
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The best part of sex is when she leaves.
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True
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How about you fuck off, loser. I wouldn't let you within the same zip code of my vagina. You act like sex is something you've been deprived of. Guess what, the vast majority of the world has had it.

Every fucking one of your ancestors from before they even evolved into humans got laid. Hundreds of thousands of creatures managed to find a partner that eventually led to you from the lowliest lung fish to your grand parents. Imagine if the buck stops with you? That's on you, pal. What does it say about you? Sex isn't something you're entitled to. It's a natural result or having a healthy relationship with someone who belongs to the same species as you.

bruh
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Nice gif. -Gavirulax- posted...

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I can almost guarantee that the dudes bitter cynicism boils down to "girls are shallow bitches." and I'm not fucking buying it.

USANumber1 posted...

How about you fuck off, loser. I wouldn't let you within the same zip code of my vagina. You act like sex is something you've been deprived of. Guess what, the vast majority of the world has had it.

Every fucking one of your ancestors from before they even evolved into humans got laid. Hundreds of thousands of creatures managed to find a partner that eventually led to you from the lowliest lung fish to your grand parents. Imagine if the buck stops with you? That's on you, pal. What does it say about you? Sex isn't something you're entitled to. It's a natural result or having a healthy relationship with someone who belongs to the same species as you.

Jesus christ you are going off on this.

I just admitted I was bitter, that's it, and it very reasonable because most people derive joy from physical intimacy. I'm not entitled to it, but neither is anybody. I act no more entitled to it that you. It just happens for some people and doesn't happen for others, that said it's batshit looney toons to act like those it doesn't happen for shouldn't feel bitter or unhappy about it, or that they deserve their loneliness.

I only act as entitled to it as everybody else in the world, including you which is to say when you go without it, it makes you an unhappy person.

Your post shows an extreme lack of understanding of somebody like me, which is fine if you didn't also layer on top of that an extremely insulting hostility.

Like I said, You are fortunate, enjoy your good times, feel good for those who can relate, and have empathy for those who can't. Now is not the time to act superior to people who are already having a much rougher go of it than you are.
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this topic tho
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USANumber1 posted...

Nice gif. -Gavirulax- posted...

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I can almost guarantee that the dudes bitter cynicism boils down to "girls are shallow bitches." and I'm not fucking buying it.

Not at all.

Here is a teachable moment: When you are making (inaccurate) assumptions about what other people believe and why, and then getting mad at that person because of the assumptions you are projecting on them, it is you who probably need to do some introspection.
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I don't need anyone to tell me I'm a mess to know I'm a mess. Sorry for jumping up your ass. I've just met so many misogynistic hostile Elliott Roger's esque dudes online it's rediculois. If I jumped to conclusions I apologize. That's my bad. I was expecting worse.

I assumed a deluge of red pill bullshit was about to spew from you. I'm sorry for being such a mean bitch. :/

fuck what did i miss
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

ThineEnemy posted...

Yo, for real tho, them sriracha burgers are the bomb.

I miss their onion cheddar burger

Isn't it just cheese and grilled onions

Can't they just do that?
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USANumber1 posted...

I don't need anyone to tell me I'm a mess to know I'm a mess. Sorry for jumping up your ass. I've just met so many misogynistic hostile Elliott Roger's esque dudes online it's rediculois. If I jumped to conclusions I apologize. That's my bad. I was expecting worse.

Insofar as I would understand them as evidenced by you conflating me with them I will say that you likely don't understand them that well either. I wrote up a really good explanation of it a few years back I'll see if I still have it.

The main part of it is that people get bitter because if you are as hyper-considerate towards a woman's space and person that you might be lead by society to believe you should be, you will likely end up never in a relationship. And for several years you will blame solely yourself for that, but in reality it was the misleading rules that are to blame.

Guys who don't care if they bug a woman by hitting on them will as a point of fact have more success with women then guys who care so much that they never hit on women because they can never be sure the woman wants to be hit on. This isn't an alpha/beta thing or a confidence thing, this is one guy trying desperately to do what he thinks is the respectful thing and the other guy not giving a fuck, and the latter guy having more success because of it.

After sufficient internalization of self-loathing due to this you will lash out at that which seemed to cause your loneliness and self hate, and in that emotional time in the broadest strokes you will think it was women who did it. Women never did, but rather the expectations you put on yourself out of what you thought was the respectful kind way to be with women.

People who have never been alone for a long long time really struggle to relate to this, but there is no question extreme prolonged loneliness and lack of affection emotionally will fuck up anybody.

These people get alienated and then on top of that get called "Elliot Rodgers types" for feeling alienated. When they shouldn't, not because their hate is well directed, but because in the end their feelings do come from an emotionally true place. Elliot Rodgers wasn't a shitty guy for how he felt, he was a shitty guy for how he acted.

And all this isn't to even say your feelings are wrong. Likely your desire to jump to calling somebody like me an elliot rodgers type doesn't come from a place of pure hate but rather one of "I don't like how somebody is making me feel guilty for being happy" and it's true you shouldn't feel guilty for being happy. That wasn't my design of my post, my post was to share how your post prompted a feeling of loneliness and bitterness in me. And I was acknowledging that feeling. That acknowledgement didn't have a particular agenda as it related to you, except for maybe to give you context to realize you maybe should treasure your happy times even more as there are many people who have a life completely devoid of such joys.
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what the fuck is going on here
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I enjoy blowing my entire load inside her. Feels right somehow

Delirious_Beard posted...

what the fuck is going on here

stuff
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Turtlebread posted...

Sex is garbo, id rather jerk off and then play video games by myself

slothica posted...

I like the part where I throw cab fare at them and tell them to get the fuck out of my house.

I can't choose.
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Arby's or broke
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Kensaimage posted...

I enjoy blowing my entire load inside her. Feels right somehow

Pretty sure that's millions of year of evolution.

When I get done, for a good 5 to 10 minutes, I want the other person to just go away.
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sex is like mac and cheese, my girl wont let me have it on the couch anymore because i keep getting the sauce all over the pillows
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I just threw up a little

"Folgers in your cup." is the first thing that came to mind.
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