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goldenBoi45
09/05/17 10:44:38 PM
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Whatever the fuck that expression means.

I have no idea how I'm gonna get out of the city and they are talking about a category 4 possibly 5 hurricane. Wtf bruhhhh
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KiwiTerraRizing
09/05/17 10:45:07 PM
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RIP, you lived a full life
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AlternativeFAQS
09/05/17 10:45:24 PM
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find Michael C Hall
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jpe_1337
09/05/17 10:46:31 PM
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That expression means you're so scared that you've s*** all you can and have no more s*** to s***.

Also, leave now while you can.
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JSancton
09/05/17 10:47:17 PM
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Come North to the panhandle. We're expects lots of rain. Hurricane should be degraded by the time it hits us.
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Unsugarized_Foo
09/05/17 10:47:24 PM
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Walmart is in the process of selling and supplying a shit ton of poptarts and water as we speak. They have entire containers of poptarts and water on the way
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Fin_Dawg_004
09/05/17 10:48:12 PM
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could be worse, I mean there could be a SECOND hurricane right behind it.

oh wait..
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goldenBoi45
09/05/17 10:48:41 PM
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Unsugarized_Foo posted...
Walmart is in the process of selling and supplying a shit ton of poptarts and water as we speak. They have entire containers of poptarts and water on the way


Well that's a relief.

As long as they aren't Cherry..
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SageHarpuia
09/05/17 10:49:13 PM
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Use the legs God gave you
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DarthAragorn
09/05/17 10:50:48 PM
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Drive into the hurricane

You'll be fine, you'll just end up as a lumberjack somewhere
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AlternativeFAQS
09/05/17 10:51:47 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
Drive into the hurricane

You'll be fine, you'll just end up as a lumberjack somewhere


beat you to it

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goldenBoi45
09/05/17 10:52:59 PM
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-Gavirulax- posted...
I wish I could relate to you lol, but the 2 Cyclones/Hurricanes I've been through at Cat 5 strength did little more than give me a high.

That being said, I chase the things, most run from them, and if it decides to keep the track it is on, while keeping the intensity, it could indeed be worse than Andrew was.


So I might be Ok? I'm from up north, I know nothing about hurricanes
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the_cajun88
09/05/17 10:53:50 PM
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Run.

The only reason I don't still live in Louisiana is because of a hurricane. I STILL have nightmares about it.
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voldothegr8
09/05/17 10:55:10 PM
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You don't have a car? Worse comes to worse you drive north and live in it for a few days.
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jpe_1337
09/05/17 10:55:26 PM
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goldenBoi45 posted...
-Gavirulax- posted...
I wish I could relate to you lol, but the 2 Cyclones/Hurricanes I've been through at Cat 5 strength did little more than give me a high.

That being said, I chase the things, most run from them, and if it decides to keep the track it is on, while keeping the intensity, it could indeed be worse than Andrew was.


So I might be Ok? I'm from up north, I know nothing about hurricanes


I know nothing about hurricanes either but I can imagine it'd be like a virgin with 72 hookers.
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snakes_righteye
09/05/17 10:57:41 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck9LMS2ehWE

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Nikra
09/05/17 11:02:12 PM
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I wonder why you americans don't stop and think why you in the last years get pounded time after time by hurrycanes? According to Trump it has nothing to do with global warming. Do you still believe him?
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Fin_Dawg_004
09/05/17 11:02:14 PM
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so when will it make landfall on the caribbeans?
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goldenBoi45
09/05/17 11:03:14 PM
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Thanks for the concern guys. Im gonna keep an eye on things. I may have a ride up to Maryland with the next 48 hours but it isnt certain
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Fin_Dawg_004
09/05/17 11:03:20 PM
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Nikra posted...
I wonder why you americans don't stop and think why you in the last years get pounded time after time by hurrycanes? According to Trump it has nothing to do with global warming. Do you still believe him?

dont say "you americans," the majority of us believe in science as opposed to believing some goons in the republican party
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snakes_righteye
09/05/17 11:04:04 PM
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The water gets warmer as it gets closer to Florida, and it's possible to maintain its strength or grow in strength, especially if it stays north of Cuba. So it's possible it could be a cat4 or cat5 when it hits South Florida.

This could be catastrophic, you should leave soon.
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Mist_Turnips
09/05/17 11:04:32 PM
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You virgins are literally making a hurricane topic into a politics topic.

Stay safe TC. I really recommend you get da hell out of there.
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Nikra
09/05/17 11:06:03 PM
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Fin_Dawg_004 posted...
Nikra posted...
I wonder why you americans don't stop and think why you in the last years get pounded time after time by hurrycanes? According to Trump it has nothing to do with global warming. Do you still believe him?

dont say "you americans," the majority of us believe in science as opposed to believing some goons in the republican party

Sorry about that.
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Fin_Dawg_004
09/05/17 11:07:19 PM
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Mist_Turnips posted...
You virgins are literally making a hurricane topic into a politics topic.

Stay safe TC. I really recommend you get da hell out of there.

b b but he started it!

no but seriously, learn from harvey. Houston was told no need to evacuate and many lost their lives / were trapped. Better safe than sorry. Especially considering Miami's location, getting out of there would be the safest bet. If nothing happens to happen and it shifts course, at least you still made the wise decision
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jpe_1337
09/05/17 11:07:51 PM
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Nikra posted...
Fin_Dawg_004 posted...
Nikra posted...
I wonder why you americans don't stop and think why you in the last years get pounded time after time by hurrycanes? According to Trump it has nothing to do with global warming. Do you still believe him?

dont say "you americans," the majority of us believe in science as opposed to believing some goons in the republican party

Sorry about that.


The Earth is 6000 years old.
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snakes_righteye
09/05/17 11:22:12 PM
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jpe_1337 posted...
Nikra posted...
Fin_Dawg_004 posted...
Nikra posted...
I wonder why you americans don't stop and think why you in the last years get pounded time after time by hurrycanes? According to Trump it has nothing to do with global warming. Do you still believe him?

dont say "you americans," the majority of us believe in science as opposed to believing some goons in the republican party

Sorry about that.


The Earth is 6000 years old.


How? There's 12,000 year old man made ruins.
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prince_leo
09/05/17 11:25:20 PM
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same here TC
i'm moving up to gainesville either tomorrow or thursday, but we might get fucked up there too. just gonna drink lots of booze over the weekend and then come back down
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MabusIncarnate
09/06/17 12:22:19 AM
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I legit hope for the best for everyone living in that region, and wish for the safety of you guys and your families.
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The_Donald
09/06/17 12:24:08 AM
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snakes_righteye posted...
jpe_1337 posted...
Nikra posted...
Fin_Dawg_004 posted...
Nikra posted...
I wonder why you americans don't stop and think why you in the last years get pounded time after time by hurrycanes? According to Trump it has nothing to do with global warming. Do you still believe him?

dont say "you americans," the majority of us believe in science as opposed to believing some goons in the republican party

Sorry about that.


The Earth is 6000 years old.


How? There's 12,000 year old man made ruins.

No there isn't they made at the time of creation to look older. Helps reveal nonbelievers of scripture.
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CommonStar
09/06/17 12:30:08 AM
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Just keep driving North and stay at some motel or hotel until it all blows over.
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BaronessaRolab
09/06/17 12:30:55 AM
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If you just barricade yourself in your house with supplies, you should be fine, right?
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MabusIncarnate
09/06/17 12:31:09 AM
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The_Donald posted...
snakes_righteye posted...
jpe_1337 posted...
Nikra posted...
Fin_Dawg_004 posted...
Nikra posted...
I wonder why you americans don't stop and think why you in the last years get pounded time after time by hurrycanes? According to Trump it has nothing to do with global warming. Do you still believe him?

dont say "you americans," the majority of us believe in science as opposed to believing some goons in the republican party

Sorry about that.


The Earth is 6000 years old.


How? There's 12,000 year old man made ruins.

No there isn't they made at the time of creation to look older. Helps reveal nonbelievers of scripture.

lol
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Nikra
09/06/17 12:40:02 AM
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Good luck. Until next time. not far away.
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Gamer99z
09/06/17 12:46:22 AM
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The expression means you're so scared that you shit out all the shit you have.

And just leave bro, don't be one of those idiots that decides to stand their ground for a fucking major hurricane. Pack up some personal items, sentimental items, valuables, etc. and take any pets you have and go stay with some friends or family that live elsewhere or just get a hotel or AirBnB and wait it out. There's literally no reason to stay.
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snakes_righteye
09/06/17 12:54:18 AM
#40:


BaronessaRolab posted...
If you just barricade yourself in your house with supplies, you should be fine, right?


Unless its a cat4 or cat5. That's strong enough to blow off roofs and without a roof the walls fall easily.
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Nikra
09/06/17 12:57:06 AM
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snakes_righteye posted...
BaronessaRolab posted...
If you just barricade yourself in your house with supplies, you should be fine, right?


Unless its a cat4 or cat5. That's strong enough to blow off roofs and without a roof the walls fall easily.

It's not the winn that kills. It's the water.
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MorbidFaithless
09/06/17 1:00:23 AM
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Board up your house, take your clothes/most valued possessions, drive to Georgia? And rent a motel till it's all over?
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goldenBoi45
09/06/17 12:02:56 PM
#43:


Ride to DC fell through. Me and my friends are just gonna have to ride it out here in Miami :(
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Seneca_Wallace_
09/06/17 12:05:41 PM
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rip
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Lonestar2000
09/06/17 12:09:31 PM
#45:


goldenBoi45 posted...
Ride to DC fell through. Me and my friends are just gonna have to ride it out here in Miami :(

RIP
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mustachedmystic
09/06/17 12:10:44 PM
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Fin_Dawg_004 posted...
Houston was told no need to evacuate and many lost their lives / were trapped. Better safe than sorry.


Someone said that? All I remember was "there's no time to evacuate the city without tens of thousands of people getting stuck on the highways."
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Xelltrix
09/06/17 12:10:51 PM
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Are you new to Florida or something? Never buy into the news fear mongering. Just get some water and canned food and move on with your life.
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donkeyjack
09/06/17 12:20:33 PM
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Charlie hit us? The last Hurricane I remember was Wilma back in Oct. 2005.
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Xelltrix
09/06/17 12:21:51 PM
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Charie went over Orlando but it didn't do much.
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ItsYourFault
09/06/17 12:26:08 PM
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how can you not prepare for this?
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