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snakes_righteye
09/07/17 12:39:45 AM
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http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-39203724
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Dash_Harber
09/07/17 12:48:20 AM
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If they hacked me, they will never admit it, because it was pretty fucking embarrassing for them to admit they spent money hacking someone as insignificant as me.
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GOATSLAYER
09/07/17 12:48:35 AM
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MI6 has probably hacked you already
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sabin017
09/07/17 12:52:05 AM
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Those responsible for hacking the people who have just been hacked, have been hacked.
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glitteringfairy
09/07/17 12:53:58 AM
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They are gonna see some quality porn taste
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fan357
09/07/17 1:07:22 AM
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Good thing I put a piece of tape over my laptop.
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GOATSLAYER
09/07/17 1:08:01 AM
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fan357 posted...
Good thing I put a piece of tape over my laptop.

What about your laptop's microphone?
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TheDarkCircle
09/07/17 1:08:14 AM
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Proof?
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SpoonRebooted
09/07/17 1:08:56 AM
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I feel sorry for the poor bastard stuck watching me. My life is boring.
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Foppe
09/07/17 1:16:16 AM
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I have probably hacked CIA already.
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CarlGrimes
09/07/17 1:25:06 AM
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Of course they have. Who do you think really came up with Alexa and all those other smart house things. People just let the CIA right into their homes.
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EverDownward
09/07/17 1:26:49 AM
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oh no, they've hacked into a stage iv colon cancer patient's smartphone. get in line, cia. i'm already being listened to and watched by my roommate, so you don't impress me much.
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MabusIncarnate
09/07/17 1:27:57 AM
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The CIA can suck my balls
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I Like Toast
09/07/17 1:28:36 AM
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GOATSLAYER posted...
MI6 has probably hacked you already

They outsource to the cia
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LinksLiege
09/07/17 1:32:34 AM
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It's cute to see those tech companies pretend to be all bothered by this.
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psvitantifail
09/07/17 1:33:56 AM
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LinksLiege posted...
It's cute to see those tech companies pretend to be all bothered by this.

this...
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psvitantifail
09/07/17 1:49:49 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
The CIA can suck my balls

they probably already seem them son...
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MabusIncarnate
09/07/17 1:51:02 AM
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psvitantifail posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
The CIA can suck my balls

they probably already seem them son...

It's true, i've sent a pic of them to so many people. I call it "the dragon heart"

I even trolled my former roommate and made a pic of my balls as his desktop wallpaper. True story.
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Foppe
09/07/17 1:51:10 AM
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Oh noes, the CIA uses the backdoor we left open for them... I mean, they "hacked" our product, now hurry and buy our new product with better backdoo... I mean "security".
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MabusIncarnate
09/07/17 1:53:35 AM
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Foppe posted...
Oh noes, the CIA uses the backdoor we left open for them... I mean, they "hacked" our product, now hurry and buy our new product with better backdoo... I mean "security".

Look at Mr. Robot over here, smarting up our internets.
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Foppe
09/07/17 1:58:00 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Foppe posted...
Oh noes, the CIA uses the backdoor we left open for them... I mean, they "hacked" our product, now hurry and buy our new product with better backdoo... I mean "security".

Look at Mr. Robot over here, smarting up our internets.

GADQ59g
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psvitantifail
09/07/17 2:02:16 AM
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Foppe posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Foppe posted...
Oh noes, the CIA uses the backdoor we left open for them... I mean, they "hacked" our product, now hurry and buy our new product with better backdoo... I mean "security".

Look at Mr. Robot over here, smarting up our internets.

GADQ59g

lol
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MrDrMan
09/07/17 2:09:55 AM
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I couldn't care less. Whatever they'd find would be boring as fuck anyway. At least by CIA standards.
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Robin_Dude
09/07/17 2:33:28 AM
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Oh no~ some poor fool had to sit and watch some poor fool play games on his computer for hours on end. Muh privacy.
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DarkDragon400
09/07/17 7:43:13 AM
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Probably the biggest reason this is a problem is that if the CIA can use those exploits to access your machine, that means that potentially anyone can access your machine.
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Deadpool_18
09/07/17 7:45:39 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
If they hacked me, they will never admit it, because it was pretty fucking embarrassing for them to admit they spent money hacking someone as insignificant as me.


Seriously, what the fuck are people worried about. Are you buying fertilizer in bulk?
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Doom_Art
09/07/17 7:45:49 AM
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I'm more arsed that some fatcat is getting paid a salary to sift through the inane shit I look up and type on my computer tbh
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Laserion
09/07/17 7:54:35 AM
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They can watch me do whatever the hell I want for as long as they want. As long as I can keep doing it and not be told "You can't do that anymore, because we are watching!"
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ZombiePelican
09/07/17 8:22:19 AM
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snakes_righteye
09/07/17 8:41:47 AM
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ZombiePelican posted...
e8LWf9h


Littlefinger?
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CIA_Agent
09/07/17 8:49:30 AM
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This is nonsense. The CIA would never hack any innocent people. We would never do that.

We only go after terrorists, guys. You should thank us for how safe we make you, and instead you accuse us of spying on you? How ungrateful.

We're not spying on you, trust me. We would never be that dishonest, we love this country.
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Doom_Art
09/07/17 1:04:54 PM
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snakes_righteye posted...
Littlefinger?

No

He's CIA
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MrDrMan
09/07/17 3:11:35 PM
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snakes_righteye posted...
ZombiePelican posted...
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Littlefinger?


Holy shit I never realized that was him.
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