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the_cajun88 09/07/17 7:26:01 AM #1: |
By 'want some,' I'm implying the desire to partake in sexual intercourse.
I usually either rub my dick against my wife's ass or start kissing her neck (usually both). She just straight up asks for it. She'll just be like "we should have sex right now." What do you do? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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the_cajun88 09/07/17 7:27:47 AM #2: |
Also, the weather is getting colder. Don't forget to inflate your tires to the proper PSI to account for this. Better safe than sorry.
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pinky0926 09/07/17 7:28:32 AM #3: |
I step one leg up on a chair, spread out my groin, whip out my Jeremy Thompson and slap it on the table, proudly announcing "Woman, it is time I make a no refund deposit".
She meets this behaviour by swooning gracefully. Works every time. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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the_cajun88 09/07/17 7:32:30 AM #4: |
pinky0926 posted...
"Woman, it is time I make a no refund deposit". That whole thing made me think of Hermes from Futurama for some reason. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ArchiePeck 09/07/17 7:43:39 AM #5: |
99% of married life sex begins with poking your erection into her side/back whilst lying in bed.
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Funkydog 09/07/17 7:44:43 AM #6: |
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Coolppl Owns 09/07/17 8:08:38 AM #7: |
start squeezin and suckin on bobs
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NINExATExSEVEN 09/07/17 8:26:28 AM #8: |
I don't. My girlfriend's sex drive is very high. 7 out 10 times she initiated it.
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ClockworkHare 09/08/17 12:30:38 AM #9: |
Well we're two able bodied young gay guys, so we just ask each other if we want some fuck.
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