Poll of the Day > The fact that I have a job might mean the death of me. (Bank topic)

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PK_Spam
09/14/17 12:45:14 AM
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What if someone robs the place and then shoots me in the face? Or annihilates everyone in the building so there aren't any witnesses.

There's only 8 of us, and if I'm at the front, which I'll almost always be, I'm gonna be a prime target. This shit is gonna freak me out until I get a new job in a year.

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RIP_Supa
09/14/17 12:46:54 AM
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Zangulus posted...
Where do you work?

Never reveal any personal details online! You could be speaking to a bank robber!
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PK_Spam
09/14/17 12:47:10 AM
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In a bank/Credit Union in Florida.

Florida

Hopefully I can pay off my loans asap so I don't have to be there in the event of a robbery with McShooty in the Face.
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PK_Spam
09/14/17 12:47:46 AM
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RIP_Supa posted...
Zangulus posted...
Where do you work?

Never reveal any personal details online! You could be speaking to a bank robber!

My late night anxiety was triggered by that >_>
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thebestestbest
09/14/17 12:50:49 AM
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You are more likely to die in a car accident on your way to work.
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PK_Spam
09/14/17 12:53:06 AM
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Apparently one bank nearby got robbed 3 times in a year

And my place of work is only, like, 10 minutes away. So the risk of death isn't all that high
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Cacciato
09/14/17 12:55:00 AM
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PK_Spam posted...
Apparently one bank nearby got robbed 3 times in a year

And my place of work is only, like, 10 minutes away. So the risk of death isn't all that high

And how many of those employees were injured
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RIP_Supa
09/14/17 12:56:20 AM
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PK_Spam posted...
RIP_Supa posted...
Zangulus posted...
Where do you work?

Never reveal any personal details online! You could be speaking to a bank robber!

My late night anxiety was triggered by that >_>

Sorry. My bad.

Just don't let it affect your work performance, else you're gonna end up PK_Fired!
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InfestedAdam
09/14/17 1:27:45 AM
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The money is insured ain't it? Unless the robbers are a bit trigger happy, just cooperate. Granted how banks are insured could be different from other businesses. A fellow Scout leader is a store manager and have been robbed a few times. He always tell his employees to cooperate and just give em what they ask. Their store is insured and it ain't worth the risk of getting injured or dying.
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Zeus
09/14/17 1:36:08 AM
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If somebody tries to rob you, just hit them with the bank statement then wait for them to submit.
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RIP_Supa
09/14/17 2:03:31 AM
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Excuse my poor choice of anxiety-inducing related humor. It kind of makes me feel bad.

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lol
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