Current Events > I sexually assaulted my first crush back in kindergarten.

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USANumber2
09/16/17 11:04:14 PM
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I chased this person around the playground after an argument about gobstoppers v. Twizzlers (GONE SEXUAL) led to something else entirely.

I chased this kid around and tried to give him kisses. I guess the adults thought it was d'awwww but in hindsight it was sexual harassment and assault.
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DreadedWave
09/16/17 11:05:04 PM
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This'll last long.
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Drumpf
09/16/17 11:05:29 PM
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sirkuku alt
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Tappor
09/16/17 11:06:03 PM
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Admission of guilt accepted. Enjoy jail time.
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USANumber2
09/16/17 11:08:58 PM
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BTW I only say kindergarten because I can't remember how old I was. This was the same latchkey thing where I remember watching The Incredibles on DVD so probably around 5 years old.
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Gossipgirl
09/16/17 11:13:36 PM
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I remember in kindergarten some girl would always ask boys to "capture her" and hold her hostage under the structures in hopes her crush would come to rescue her.
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Vegy
09/16/17 11:15:01 PM
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i remember this girl doing this back when we were both in pre-k, i was scared lol
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USANumber2
09/16/17 11:15:23 PM
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Kids, including myself at that age, are so fucking adorable and stupid.
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USANumber2
09/16/17 11:31:42 PM
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I cried watching Casper the friendly ghost on DVD.
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FreedomEtrtment
09/17/17 10:16:03 PM
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Disgusting
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0AbsoluteZero0
09/17/17 10:22:58 PM
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Vegy posted...
i remember this girl doing this back when we were both in pre-k, i was scared lol

Damn, your romantic life peaked really early, Vegy :(
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Vegy
09/17/17 10:29:13 PM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Vegy posted...
i remember this girl doing this back when we were both in pre-k, i was scared lol

Damn, your romantic life peaked really early, Vegy :(

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Guy_Fieri
09/17/17 10:31:05 PM
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Why does TC keep getting banned/suspended
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