Poll of the Day > I had a crazy dream

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I don't remember the very beginning but somehow Apple didn't like something I did.
I think it was something related to an iPhone, like not buying an iPhone or defacing an iPhone or something. So they sent me to this building -- I didn't know what it was at first, it seemed like just this place in a residential neighborhood. But actually it was actually like a jail, but nobody outside the jail knew that's what it was.

And there was all this freaky occult stuff going on inside the jail too. Like the guards were actually monsters where you only see their true form sometimes -- they'd shimmer back and forth sometimes between these robed monsters and people. And there were other inmates there too.

I really wanted to escape and I somehow watched a video of someone trying to escape from this place and they almost did it, they had to jump over some of these fences, but this guy in the video made it to like almost the last step but then he landed the wrong way, like he jumped too far and went over a hill through the air and ended up landing on his neck and dying.

One day I tried to escape too, and it was snowing and suddenly I had a harry potter-type wand
and I was sneaking around trying to escape the attention of the guards and I was overhearing all these conversations I don't remember when this animal came up to me, kind of like a polar bear but different face. He started speaking to me in a human voice and I realized it was someone who helped me or something, someone I knew, but he had this huge slit down his chest and belly like a huge straight line and he thought he was going to die.

But I kept casting this spell on the wound to heal him until it finally kind of sewed itself up
then I kept going, I turned a corner and there was this little pillar thing and underneath it there was a dollar in a plastic tube and I took it. Then I got to the place where the guy in the video jumped over, but it looked slightly different. The place where the guy landed was all flat now and had another fence around it but it was only as high as the one I was jumping from so it didn't matter.

I managed to jump across without getting hurt, then I went a little further and saw that we were really high up in the air, like that ledge that I was on was this really really tall brick ledge underneath,
but what I did was I found a tree and I slowly climbed down.

I somehow found a police officer and he helped me call 911. Halfway through the 911 operator started speaking Spanish, and asked in Spanish if I needed help and the officer was like 'no no we don't need help, he just needs a ride. ' I was like 'what, no I definitely need help because something crazy just happened to me.'

Then for some reason I kind of left that area, I don't know if the 911 operator wasn't going to send somebody or if I didn't trust them. The guy who helped me call 911 seemed suspicious like he was in cahoots with the apple prison. He said something like "Yes...that's all computer related" in response to a question and for some reason that made me think he was covering up the Apple jail.

So I started wandering around this neighborhood trying to find a good place to hide, so I was going in between all these buildings and there was this little hole in the wall store that looked like it was built into the side of a semi-decrepit house. It was called something like Leprechaun Boba. I was contemplating calling my mom and asking her to pick me up there, but I was afraid that Apple was listening to my calls so I didn't know what to do.

Then I woke up. Sorry for the run-on sentences, I just woke up
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I got through about half of this before being overwhelmed. Apparently that was more than most people.
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keyblader1985 posted...

I got through about half of this before being overwhelmed. Apparently that was more than most people.

Well thanks for reading half anyway. I know it's all jumbled because I wrote it when I first woke up
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