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Jerry_Hellyeah
09/17/17 11:53:46 PM
#51:


Millennials posted...
Cut dicks are gross and boring. Lots of cut dudes have scarring, discoloration, and other gross side effects that they don't even know a dick is not supposed to have.

Boring? What. The. Fuck???
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CruorComa
09/18/17 12:25:37 AM
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I just don't how you can do it. My helmet will chaff like mad if the skin somehow rolls up the old fella in my pants. You must have no feeling in that particular zone for it not to bother you.
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ShinigamiSoul
09/18/17 12:42:47 AM
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CruorComa posted...
I just don't how you can do it. My helmet will chaff like mad if the skin somehow rolls up the old fella in my pants. You must have no feeling in that particular zone for it not to bother you.

I don't know how to can do it either. Isn't your helmet always juicy or moist? That would bother me honestly...I hear uncuts have a particular scent no matter how thoroughly they clean, too.
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LinksLiege
09/18/17 1:20:43 AM
#54:


CruorComa posted...
I just don't how you can do it. My helmet will chaff like mad if the skin somehow rolls up the old fella in my pants. You must have no feeling in that particular zone for it not to bother you.

That, or I don't wear underwear made of burlap.

Never been a problem for me.
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assassinCrash
09/18/17 1:35:16 AM
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Lol I love these topics. People who are cut are obviously going to say cut is better to make themselves feel better.
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the_cajun88
09/18/17 1:38:48 AM
#56:


assassinCrash posted...
Lol I love these topics. People who are cut are obviously going to say cut is better to make themselves feel better.


No, really?

People who have a certain thing will think that said thing is better than the options they don't have?

I always wondered things like why people with cut/uncut penises think what they have is better, or why people who live in certain countries think the country they live in is the best one in the world.

That is fucking remarkable.
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Axiom
09/18/17 1:44:25 AM
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Kaliesto
09/18/17 1:48:18 AM
#59:


the_cajun88 posted...
--Zero- posted...
If the future generations want dirty wangs then thankfully it's not any of my concern lol my kids getting the knife.


You're supposed to wash your dick whether you're circumcised or uncircumcised.

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assassinCrash
09/18/17 1:49:16 AM
#60:


the_cajun88 posted...
assassinCrash posted...
Lol I love these topics. People who are cut are obviously going to say cut is better to make themselves feel better.


No, really?

People who have a certain thing will think that said thing is better than the options they don't have?

I always wondered things like why people with cut/uncut penises think what they have is better, or why people who live in certain countries think the country they live in is the best one in the world.

That is fucking remarkable.


I don't like people like that. I'm not anywhere close to rich but I'm not going to lie to myself and say being rich isn't something I desire. Yet there's people who say money is evil, etc.
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TheDyslexicGuy
09/18/17 1:59:26 AM
#62:


Plot twist: TC is a math teacher
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AlisLandale
09/18/17 2:18:36 AM
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>have a penis
>have sex
>things are going great
>the girl is crying out in ecstasy
>remember posting on gameFAQs
>some nerds said my penis is wrong
>filled with existential dread
>dick malfunctions
>girl asks whats wrong
>i tell her that im self conscious about my penis
>she laughs
>she bends me over my knee
>poors ketchup all over my 200 dollar jeans
>"How much do you tip?!" She yells, spurting tomato condiment all over my Lucky Brand Jeans
> "I dont tip! It's a scam by big restaurants to pay less than minimum wage!"
>she doesnt like the answer
>she pulls out a roatary fan with a papr cut out of David Mink
>spanks me furiously
>"TELL ME ABOUT THE GENDER WAGE GAP!"
>Im crying
>"IS NOT BEING ATTRACTED TO BLACK GIRLS RACISM OR A PREFERENCE?"
>I pass out in sheer orgasmic joy
>wake up
>remember i havent posted on gamefaqs in a while
>"my dick is better than your dick" i say, rubbing my sore ass
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shnangyboos
09/18/17 3:15:48 AM
#64:


Both sides talking out of their asses about what the other side must endure with their wrong dick type.
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Gamer99z
09/18/17 3:16:44 AM
#65:


Complete_Idi0t posted...
I like movies with extra scenes too

Great post
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Medz1206
09/18/17 3:18:09 AM
#66:


do not care
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knutjob
09/18/17 3:28:56 AM
#67:


Girls genuinely don't give a fuck
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thronedfire2
09/18/17 3:40:58 AM
#68:


knutjob posted...
Girls genuinely don't give a fuck


Some definitely do
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Slip-N-Slide
09/18/17 3:42:27 AM
#69:


knutjob posted...
Girls genuinely don't give a fuck

That is very untrue. It varies from person to person. There are definitely girls that have preferences one way or the other or no preference. I've known several girls that have explicitly made fun of uncut dicks and said they'd never sleep with someone who wasn't circumcised because it was disgusting or gross.
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Drumpf
09/18/17 1:37:04 PM
#72:


TheDyslexicGuy posted...
Plot twist: TC is a math teacher


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Millennials
09/18/17 3:43:10 PM
#73:


awesome999 posted...
TroutPaste posted...
Millennials posted...
Cut dicks are gross and boring. Lots of cut dudes have scarring, discoloration, and other gross side effects that they don't even know a dick is not supposed to have.


I don't

Like I said, you're probably not even aware of what's wrong with it.

Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
Boring? What. The. f***???

Foreskin is extremely fun to play with and an important part of male foreplay.
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Drumpf
09/18/17 9:13:46 PM
#74:


haha play with foreskin
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Axiom
09/18/17 9:16:39 PM
#75:


Millennials posted...
Foreskin is extremely fun to play with and an important part of male foreplay.

Ok I'll admit this made me laugh
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Drumpf
09/19/17 1:05:38 AM
#76:


Axiom posted...
Millennials posted...
Foreskin is extremely fun to play with and an important part of male foreplay.

Ok I'll admit this made me laugh


why?
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Rob Cesternino
09/19/17 1:57:10 AM
#77:


Drumpf posted...
There's a bunch of new fads these days, but the main one is circumcision. Everyone's tried both and thinks uncut is the future of humanity


I thought stealthing was the newest fad
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Millennials
09/19/17 2:00:53 AM
#78:


Axiom posted...
Millennials posted...
Foreskin is extremely fun to play with and an important part of male foreplay.

Ok I'll admit this made me laugh

Why?
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Robin_Dude
09/19/17 2:13:05 AM
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For fucks sake, who gives a shit whether someone is cut or uncut. This is like the nipple people from Rick and Morty.
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