Poll of the Day > You'll be thrilled to know that I only have 30 years to live

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Tezlok
09/18/17 11:34:28 PM
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According to my dad anyway. Based on health and lack of exercise and diet. You can start the countdown. Just thought some of you might enjoy knowing that
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Tezlok
09/18/17 11:34:58 PM
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Oh fuck sorry. This is Zikten
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Lokarin
09/18/17 11:35:00 PM
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This lok is not affiliated with that lok
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EvilMegas
09/18/17 11:35:24 PM
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Fuck off.
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Tezlok
09/18/17 11:35:57 PM
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EvilMegas posted...
Fuck off.

I will in 30 years.
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wwinterj25
09/18/17 11:36:09 PM
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EvilMegas
09/18/17 11:36:29 PM
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oh, its not some random guy.

Still, yeah...
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Zeus
09/18/17 11:41:33 PM
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Tezlok posted...
Oh fuck sorry. This is Zikten


Why, what happened to your other account?
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Tezlok
09/18/17 11:43:02 PM
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Zeus posted...
Tezlok posted...
Oh fuck sorry. This is Zikten


Why, what happened to your other account?

Warned for accusing the mods of being anti-Semitic.
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Cacciato
09/18/17 11:51:57 PM
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In the words of our late Erik_P, "I'm pretty sure you're anti-Semitic."
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Tezlok
09/18/17 11:53:08 PM
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Cacciato posted...
In the words of our late Erik_P, "I'm pretty sure you're anti-Semitic."

I wish he was still here so he could see this. He'd love it


This topic I mean
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faramir77
09/18/17 11:56:27 PM
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Tezlok posted...
Based on health and lack of exercise and diet.


This is you and your 30 year impending doom based on poor diet and exercise:

gMmlSnf
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Tezlok
09/18/17 11:58:10 PM
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faramir77 posted...
Tezlok posted...
Based on health and lack of exercise and diet.


This is you and your 30 year impending doom based on poor diet and exercise:

gMmlSnf

I guess except I'm not screaming. Just standing there with a blank expression on my face
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faramir77
09/19/17 12:04:45 AM
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Tezlok posted...
faramir77 posted...
Tezlok posted...
Based on health and lack of exercise and diet.


This is you and your 30 year impending doom based on poor diet and exercise:

gMmlSnf

I guess except I'm not screaming. Just standing there with a blank expression on my face


Why don't you

like

go and exercise then.

Join a non competitive sports team or something. Or if you're into something a bit more rigorous, get P90x and work out at home.
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Tezlok
09/19/17 12:09:56 AM
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faramir77 posted...
Tezlok posted...
faramir77 posted...
Tezlok posted...
Based on health and lack of exercise and diet.


This is you and your 30 year impending doom based on poor diet and exercise:

gMmlSnf

I guess except I'm not screaming. Just standing there with a blank expression on my face


Why don't you

like

go and exercise then.

Join a non competitive sports team or something. Or if you're into something a bit more rigorous, get P90x and work out at home.

Because I dont care. I don't much reason to
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Lil69Leo
09/19/17 12:09:59 AM
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Tell your dad you will bang his daughter if he doesn't shut up.
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ClarkDuke
09/19/17 1:38:16 AM
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Tezlok posted...
Zeus posted...
Tezlok posted...
Oh fuck sorry. This is Zikten


Why, what happened to your other account?

Warned for accusing the mods of being anti-Semitic.

That's the pot calling the kettle black, ok?
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DirtBasedSoap
09/19/17 1:41:06 AM
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I'm so out of the loop. Why does everyone hate Zikten now?
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ClarkDuke
09/19/17 1:44:37 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
I'm so out of the loop. Why does everyone hate Zikten now?

No one hates him, he's just vocal he's not a fan of the Jewish, ok?
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Lokarin
09/19/17 1:48:12 AM
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Is that true?

No really? That's very sad :<
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ClarkDuke
09/19/17 1:49:54 AM
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Lokarin posted...
Is that true?

No really? That's very sad :<

Very true, ok?
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Mead
09/19/17 1:50:00 AM
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"Hey potd, feel bad for me please"
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Golden Road
09/19/17 2:03:39 AM
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How old are you now? If you're 15, that sucks. If you're 65, that's sweet.
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Mead
09/19/17 2:10:24 AM
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Golden Road posted...
How old are you now? If you're 15, that sucks. If you're 65, that's sweet.


iirc the guy is in his mid to late 30s
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Tezlok
09/19/17 2:49:00 AM
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I'm 36
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Yellow
09/19/17 3:35:08 AM
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TC was probably modded for being racist.
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Tezlok
09/19/17 3:46:41 AM
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Yellow posted...
TC was probably modded for being racist.

it was for saying the mods don't like Oscar Schindler because he saved Jewish lives. I praised Oscar Schindler as the only good nazi in history and they said I was defending nazis. then I complained about that moderation later on, and got modded again for accusing the mods of being mad about Schindler's feat
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Zeus
09/19/17 3:49:10 AM
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Tezlok posted...
Zeus posted...
Tezlok posted...
Oh fuck sorry. This is Zikten


Why, what happened to your other account?

Warned for accusing the mods of being anti-Semitic.


Been there.
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magemaximus
09/19/17 3:50:03 AM
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i don't trust docs. they said my adult height would be 6'1". i proved them wrong though. i'm 5'10".
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Zeus
09/19/17 3:54:16 AM
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faramir77 posted...
Tezlok posted...
Based on health and lack of exercise and diet.


This is you and your 30 year impending doom based on poor diet and exercise:

gMmlSnf


The security guard looks familiar. Wasn't he one of the MadTV regulars?

EDIT: Just checked and Michael McDonald had a role as a NATO soldier so... that could be him.

Tezlok posted...
I guess except I'm not screaming. Just standing there with a blank expression on my face


You should take up smoking cigars just to spite your doctor. And then, if you outlive your doctor, you should smoke one at his funeral.

Tezlok posted...
I'm 36


Then that would be kind of a shit thing if you did only live another 30.
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Mead
09/19/17 4:04:42 AM
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Of course you are still posting about jewish people
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Mead
09/19/17 4:05:40 AM
#32:


Zeus posted...
Tezlok posted...
Zeus posted...
Tezlok posted...
Oh fuck sorry. This is Zikten


Why, what happened to your other account?

Warned for accusing the mods of being anti-Semitic.


Been there.


If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck. . .
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Tezlok
09/19/17 3:30:08 PM
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Mead posted...
"Hey potd, feel bad for me please"

I made this topic for my enemies. it's a good thing. they aren't supposed to feel bad
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ClarkDuke
09/19/17 3:38:35 PM
#34:


Zeus posted...
Tezlok posted...
Zeus posted...
Tezlok posted...
Oh fuck sorry. This is Zikten


Why, what happened to your other account?

Warned for accusing the mods of being anti-Semitic.


Been there.

Why wouldn't an elder Neo-Nazi, warm up to a misunderstood antisemite, ok?
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Jen0125
09/19/17 3:40:56 PM
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66 isn't that bad an age to die at
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Tezlok
09/19/17 3:44:35 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
66 isn't that bad an age to die at

I guess. I'll miss out on stuff that happens in later decades though. that sucks. I always kinda hoped I would live to 100 so I could see the next century. I hope I at least get to see someone land on mars. I'll be sad if that never happens. been waiting for that since i was a kid


wait nevermind. I'm an idiot. living to 100 would mean 2081....I guess what I mean is is wish I could live past 100 and make it to 2100

but that's pretty unrealistic now that i think about it
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Jen0125
09/19/17 3:46:51 PM
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Tezlok posted...
I'll miss out on stuff that happens in later decades though.


like what? losing control of your bodily functions?
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ClarkDuke
09/19/17 3:50:50 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Tezlok posted...
I'll miss out on stuff that happens in later decades though.


like what? losing control of your bodily functions?

Don't judge his fetish, ok?
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Tezlok
09/19/17 3:51:02 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Tezlok posted...
I'll miss out on stuff that happens in later decades though.


like what? losing control of your bodily functions?

I mean in the world. I feel like with my luck something really cool will happen right after I die.
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Jen0125
09/19/17 3:51:33 PM
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cool stuff happens all the time. your death isn't going to stop that.
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Tezlok
09/19/17 7:25:51 PM
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oh god.....I just walked 3 miles to go to the ups store. maybe that will help my body. but I am so out of shape
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Jen0125
09/19/17 7:35:05 PM
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why don't you just start actually eating well and exercising
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Tezlok
09/19/17 7:41:43 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
why don't you just start actually eating well and exercising

cause of my depression. It makes me just want to sit home and do nothing. and I save money with the food I choose. I have been spending more time with family at least since I moved to alaska. cause my parents are always going to see my brother and want me to come along.

and my mom wants me to come over for dinner at least once a week sometimes more, cause she is aware of my eating habits
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Jen0125
09/19/17 7:44:29 PM
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exercise can help with depression, or so i've read. maybe try walking 5 minutes a day outside when it's nice and see if that helps. if you like it maybe you'll like to walk more even when it's cold out.
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