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Yaridovich
09/20/17 7:57:50 PM
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So in a topic I made a while ago concerning putting Peanut Butter in the fridge and the insanity that such an act derives from, a lot of people talked about how Natural peanut butter is meant to go in the fridge after mixing because it keeps the smooth consistency.

Well let me peanut butter tell you something: WRONG

I bought a jar of natural PB, mixed it up smooth and stuck it in the fridge and guess what? It's as hard as a ROCK. It's like ice cream hard.

So the end of this illustrious tale is that NO PEANUT BUTTER BELONGS IN THE FRIDGE

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Tappor
09/20/17 7:59:32 PM
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there were people arguing against this?
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Zikten
09/20/17 7:59:39 PM
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you are literally supposed to put any peanut butter that come with oil that needs to be stirred up, in the fridge. I don't know what is wrong with the stuff you got

I don't generally buy that stuff. I mostly stick to the kind that is already mixed and keep it on a shelf. but my mom sometimes gets the stirring kind and she always has put it in the fridge and we never had your problem. and it says to put it in the fridge on the label
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Blue_Inigo
09/20/17 8:03:03 PM
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Only sickos put peanut butter in the fridge


Don't be a sicko
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Sada_Pop
09/20/17 8:03:09 PM
#5:


No

No

Fuck no

Peanut Butter.... Bread.... Ketchup...

Not in the the fucking fridge. Ever.
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Burnt_Puke82
09/20/17 8:04:27 PM
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https://www.today.com/health/room-temp-or-refrigerate-7-foods-always-store-fridge-t101180

3. Peanut butter (processed commercial brands): Room temperature
Traditional peanut butters like Jif or Skippy are processed for a long shelf life, even after opening. And any additives used to stabilize the products are FDA approved, and have used safely for decades.


4. Peanut butter (unprocessed brands): Refrigerator
Sometimes referred to as "natural" peanut butter, this version of peanut butter is only ground peanuts, and nothing else. It's best to refrigerate because the oils can become rancid and spoiled when left at room temperature for weeks.

To soften, remove from the fridge 30 - 60 minutes prior to using.

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Zikten
09/20/17 8:04:34 PM
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Sada_Pop posted...
No

No

Fuck no

Peanut Butter.... Bread.... Ketchup...

Not in the the fucking fridge. Ever.

ketchup is meant to go in the fridge after it is opened or it will go bad
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Yaridovich
09/20/17 8:07:09 PM
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Burnt_Puke82 posted...
https://www.today.com/health/room-temp-or-refrigerate-7-foods-always-store-fridge-t101180

4. Peanut butter (unprocessed brands): Refrigerator
Sometimes referred to as "natural" peanut butter, this version of peanut butter is only ground peanuts, and nothing else. It's best to refrigerate because the oils can become rancid and spoiled when left at room temperature for weeks.

To soften, remove from the fridge 30 - 60 minutes prior to using.


This isn't true either because I've kept whole foods natural as shit peanut butter in the cabinet after opening it for months and it was fine.
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Sada_Pop
09/20/17 8:11:11 PM
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Zikten posted...
Sada_Pop posted...
No

No

Fuck no

Peanut Butter.... Bread.... Ketchup...

Not in the the fucking fridge. Ever.

ketchup is meant to go in the fridge after it is opened or it will go bad

Says fucking who?
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KiwiTerraRizing
09/20/17 8:12:04 PM
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Zikten posted...
Sada_Pop posted...
No

No

Fuck no

Peanut Butter.... Bread.... Ketchup...

Not in the the fucking fridge. Ever.

ketchup is meant to go in the fridge after it is opened or it will go bad


Not true, it has vinegar
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Lonestar2000
09/20/17 8:13:51 PM
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Zurkon posted...
Zikten posted...
ketchup is meant to go in the fridge after it is opened or it will go bad

Cold ketchup is so gross though

Cold ketchup is great you heathen.
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thronedfire2
09/20/17 8:14:05 PM
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all ketchup is gross
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Burnt_Puke82
09/20/17 8:15:03 PM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
Zurkon posted...
Zikten posted...
ketchup is meant to go in the fridge after it is opened or it will go bad

Cold ketchup is so gross though

Cold ketchup is great you heathen.

This. 99% of the time I eat it cold.
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Sada_Pop
09/20/17 8:16:50 PM
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Burnt_Puke82 posted...
Lonestar2000 posted...
Zurkon posted...
Zikten posted...
ketchup is meant to go in the fridge after it is opened or it will go bad

Cold ketchup is so gross though

Cold ketchup is great you heathen.

This. 99% of the time I eat it cold.

I will fight you both at the same time
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KiwiTerraRizing
09/20/17 8:17:00 PM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
Zurkon posted...
Zikten posted...
ketchup is meant to go in the fridge after it is opened or it will go bad

Cold ketchup is so gross though

Cold ketchup is great you heathen.


Psycho
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Lonestar2000
09/20/17 8:18:06 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Lonestar2000 posted...
Zurkon posted...
Zikten posted...
ketchup is meant to go in the fridge after it is opened or it will go bad

Cold ketchup is so gross though

Cold ketchup is great you heathen.


Psycho

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Burnt_Puke82
09/20/17 8:18:58 PM
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Zurkon posted...
Burnt_Puke82 posted...
Lonestar2000 posted...
Zurkon posted...
Zikten posted...
ketchup is meant to go in the fridge after it is opened or it will go bad

Cold ketchup is so gross though

Cold ketchup is great you heathen.

This. 99% of the time I eat it cold.

Gross. Cold ketcup doesn't mix at all with hot foods.

It mixes fine for me.
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Kanaya413
09/20/17 8:19:58 PM
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Hahahaha
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BootyGif
09/20/17 8:23:44 PM
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Tj's unblanched nut pb has to be refirdgerated but it sucks because of that.

just get laura scudders chunky natural.
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Jetblackmoon
09/20/17 8:27:34 PM
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The worst offenders of all are people who put syrup in the fridge.

Literal savages.
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Yaridovich
09/21/17 11:03:33 AM
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Bump
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Leight_Weight
09/21/17 11:09:35 AM
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I'm looking at a ketchup bottle right now and it says refrigerate after opening right on the bottle
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Questionmarktarius
09/21/17 11:10:06 AM
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Jetblackmoon posted...
The worst offenders of all are people who put syrup in the fridge.

The real maple stuff will mold over badly if left out - possibly even ferment.
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ReignFury
09/21/17 11:12:15 AM
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Has anyone ever tried vegemite? Its fucking awful
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JE19426
09/21/17 11:12:39 AM
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Leight_Weight posted...
I'm looking at a ketchup bottle right now and it says refrigerate after opening right on the bottle


So?
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eston
09/21/17 11:14:14 AM
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Peanut butter with ice cream texture sounds kind of awesome actually
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Yaridovich
09/21/17 11:14:29 AM
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ReignFury posted...
Has anyone ever tried vegemite? Its fucking awful


It's super salty, right?
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Questionmarktarius
09/21/17 11:15:07 AM
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JE19426 posted...
Leight_Weight posted...
I'm looking at a ketchup bottle right now and it says refrigerate after opening right on the bottle


So?

Unless you're using it all today, toss it in the fridge.
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Romulox28
09/21/17 11:15:22 AM
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great topic
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Caution999
09/21/17 11:15:30 AM
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I put bread in the fridge during the summer months so it doesn't go bad...

As everyone should during the summer.
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JE19426
09/21/17 11:16:03 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...

Unless you're using it all today, toss it in the fridge.


Why?
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ThyCorndog
09/21/17 11:16:59 AM
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people who put peanut butter in the fridge should be monitored by the fbi
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Questionmarktarius
09/21/17 11:17:31 AM
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Caution999 posted...
I put bread in the fridge during the summer months so it doesn't go bad...

Fridge-bread tends to get starchy over time. That timeframe is going to be well after it would have turned blue and hairy in a breadbox, though.
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eston
09/21/17 11:18:14 AM
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Asherlee10 posted...
What's next? People are going to start putting bananas in the fridge too?

Fucking savages.

Bananas go in the freezer for maximum enjoyment
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Questionmarktarius
09/21/17 11:20:39 AM
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eston posted...
Bananas go in the freezer for maximum enjoyment

If you really want to go all out, let them turn brown, then freeze.
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Yaridovich
09/21/17 11:20:52 AM
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Unless you're prepping a fruit for an ice cream or sherbert they have no place in the freezer
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JE19426
09/21/17 11:21:41 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Fridge-bread tends to get starchy over time. That timeframe is going to be well after it would have turned blue and hairy in a breadbox, though.


Just stick bread in the freezer and defrost it before you use it.
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Questionmarktarius
09/21/17 11:21:42 AM
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Yaridovich posted...
Unless you're prepping a fruit for an ice cream or sherbert they have no place in the freezer

Frozen jalapenos make for an interesting snack.
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Yaridovich
09/21/17 11:22:20 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Yaridovich posted...
Unless you're prepping a fruit for an ice cream or sherbert they have no place in the freezer

Frozen jalapenos make for an interesting snack.


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bluezero
09/21/17 11:23:19 AM
#47:


JE19426 posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...

Unless you're using it all today, toss it in the fridge.


Why?

Because people smarter than you say to.
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eston
09/21/17 11:23:30 AM
#48:


Asherlee10 posted...
eston posted...
Asherlee10 posted...
What's next? People are going to start putting bananas in the fridge too?

Fucking savages.

Bananas go in the freezer for maximum enjoyment


I've heard about this, but I'm doubtful. I tried the whole frozen grapes thing and it was terrible.

My favorite thing to do with them is slice them up, freeze the slices, then mash them until they have a consistency similar to ice cream. Its delicious
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Caution999
09/21/17 11:23:42 AM
#49:


Asherlee10 posted...
Caution999 posted...
I put bread in the fridge during the summer months so it doesn't go bad...

As everyone should during the summer.


Potato chips in the freezer too.


I need to try this now....but that would require me to actually buy potato chips when I'm not planning a party/or anticipating company coming over, Lol.
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