Poll of the Day > Worst excuse for not paying your bills

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Ogurisama
09/21/17 1:05:02 PM
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Oh i didnt get it in my email or mail so i didnt know about it

Umm person it comes out once a month, there is other ways to look it up, like online accounts or contact the companies customer service
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Zeus
09/21/17 1:15:10 PM
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Really depends on the bill, doesn't it? That might be true for recurring expenses, but you also have single-incidence bills.
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Mover_of_Zigs
09/21/17 1:44:58 PM
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Me: My dog ate my bill.

Them: You don't have a dog.

Me: Alright...you got me. I ate my bill.
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Peterass
09/21/17 1:51:35 PM
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I used to work in accounts receivables for an industrial electric supply co. and we'd hear all kinds of crazy excuses from customers..Here are some of the better ones i've heard.

1. My car is on fire right now. Gotta go
2. My mother emptied my bank account and left the country
3. I'm stuck in London, England.. Not sure when I'll get back, but I'll send the money then.
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Zeus
09/21/17 1:57:36 PM
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Peterass posted...
I used to work in accounts receivables for an industrial electric supply co. and we'd hear all kinds of crazy excuses from customers..Here are some of the better ones i've heard.

1. My car is on fire right now. Gotta go
2. My mother emptied my bank account and left the country
3. I'm stuck in London, England.. Not sure when I'll get back, but I'll send the money then.


No alleged time travel claims?
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Far-Queue
09/21/17 2:04:04 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
Oh i didnt get it in my email or mail so i didnt know about it

Umm person it comes out once a month, there is other ways to look it up, like online accounts or contact the companies customer service

This happened to me recently.

I get most of my bills through email, including the electric. Usually, I’ll leave them unread until I’m ready to pay them. This way, I always have the little notification/indicator that I have unread email. Got the most recent electric bill and it was double the usual amount. Must’ve opened the prior months bill and forgot to mark it unread. Oops.
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