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IdiotMachine
09/22/17 5:48:46 PM
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And they're not allowed to masturbate?

wtf?!

How do they survive puberty?
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Tmaster148
09/22/17 5:49:49 PM
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By doing it anyways.

Sinning isn't the end of the world, you can always ask for forgiveness.
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_Near_
09/22/17 5:49:55 PM
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doesn't matter what you're not allowed to do, just go to confession on sunday
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K181
09/22/17 5:50:59 PM
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I'm pretty sure that most religious sects are anti-porn and anti-deeding.
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Kanaya413
09/22/17 5:51:23 PM
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Tmaster148 posted...
By doing it anyways.

Sinning isn't the end of the world, you can always ask for forgiveness.

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Webmaster4531
09/22/17 5:56:15 PM
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That's forgivable but for some reason being gay isn't.
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stone
09/22/17 5:56:54 PM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
That's forgivable but for some reason being gay isn't.

It's not gay if the balls don't touch, though.
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Turbam
09/22/17 5:58:08 PM
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I mean...most fathers told us that we were all gonna go to hell anyways. The Pope was the only one who would get into heaven, and even then that's a maybe
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Tmaster148
09/22/17 5:58:52 PM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
That's forgivable but for some reason being gay isn't.


Pretty sure there's nothing saying God can't forgive someone who is gay. God is the one who decides whether or not to forgive people and he's the one who created humans who are capable of sinning.
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therin_lews_kin
09/22/17 5:59:46 PM
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bruh

every sperm is sacred
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stone
09/22/17 5:59:55 PM
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Tmaster148 posted...
Webmaster4531 posted...
That's forgivable but for some reason being gay isn't.


Pretty sure there's nothing saying God can't forgive someone who is gay. God is the one who decides whether or not to forgive people and he's the one who created humans who are capable of sinning.

He created them in his image, after all
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DevsBro
09/22/17 6:06:08 PM
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That's forgivable but for some reason being gay isn't.

Whoever told you that lied to you. I don't care if it was the Pope. The only "unforgivable sin" is the blasphemy of the Holy Spirit, and not all Christians agree on what that is or whether it is actually unforgivable. Some scholars say that it refers to swearing eith God's name while others say it was only comittable while Jesus was on Earth in the flesh by saying to his face that he's a liar.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_sin

Actually, apparently Catholics have apparently interpreted the phrase to be a category to which six specific sins belong. I didn't know that before looking it up to post the link. Either way, homosexual acts are not in the list.
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Zikten
09/22/17 6:09:59 PM
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As a person raised Catholic but no longer, I want to she'd some light on Catholic life. To Catholics practically everything is a sin. How do they get through life? Confession. Catholic life is all about guilt. You commit sins probably every day and then you beg forgiveness.
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lilORANG
09/22/17 6:29:59 PM
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A lot of them like to do it anyways, so they can give it up for lent and feel like they are doing something good :)
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BootyGif
09/22/17 6:30:24 PM
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Tmaster148 posted...
By doing it anyways.

Sinning isn't the end of the world, you can always ask for forgiveness.

Or it just doesn't matter because God doesn't give a shit
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GOATSLAYER
09/22/17 6:31:03 PM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
That's forgivable but for some reason being gay isn't.

Tell that to all the child molestors in the church
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OpheliaAdenade
09/22/17 6:32:16 PM
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AngelsNAirwav3s
09/22/17 6:38:28 PM
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Ex-Kefiroth posted...
Kind of a jerk move on God's part to send people to hell for acting on the biological urges he designed them with, hmm


Sinning doesn't send you to hell. Lrn2christian
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Skywalker82
09/22/17 6:41:22 PM
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They're also against any form of birth control. I'm not Catholic, but went to Catholic school. If you are married and want to have sex you're supposed to plan it around your wife's menstrual cycle when shes less fertile.

Edit: Also the only unforgivable sin is Original Sin, which everyone is born with because of Adam & Eve. You get rid of it through baptism.
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BalisticWarri0r
09/22/17 6:47:51 PM
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stone posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
Webmaster4531 posted...
That's forgivable but for some reason being gay isn't.


Pretty sure there's nothing saying God can't forgive someone who is gay. God is the one who decides whether or not to forgive people and he's the one who created humans who are capable of sinning.

He created them in his image, after all

God is spirit. the image he created in man was spirit.
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stone
09/22/17 6:53:13 PM
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Ex-Kefiroth posted...
Skywalker82 posted...
They're also against any form of birth control. I'm not Catholic, but went to Catholic school. If you are married and want to have sex you're supposed to plan it around your wife's menstrual cycle when shes less fertile.

You would think with that with how intensely the Catholic Church rails against abortion that they would at least accept artificial birth control as a common sense measure to reduce the number of abortions that occur, and yet they refuse to do so; declaring any form of artificial birth control as a sin worthy of eternal punishment (which is the same penalty carried by abortion, of course)

Ehhh... If I'm going to hell, might as well go to hell not having a dozen children running around 'cause I couldn't wrap it before sticking it in her!
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