Current Events > So Joseph (Jesus' dad) was literally a cuckold, right?

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EmpressRolab 09/23/17 9:32:08 PM #1:	Mary got banged by god, and he got stuck paying the child support lmao <cite>EmpressRolab posted [p:887167219] in So Joseph ... [t:75807457]...</cite> <quote>Mary got banged by god, and he got stuck paying the child support lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 09/23/17 9:32:28 PM #2:	yes --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:887167238] in So Joseph ... [t:75807457]...</cite> <quote>yes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 09/23/17 9:32:58 PM #3:	basically --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg <cite>lilORANG posted [p:887167266] in So Joseph ... [t:75807457]...</cite> <quote>basically</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EmpressRolab 09/23/17 9:33:52 PM #4:	either that or mary was afraid of getting stoned for having an affair, so the blamed the pregnancy on god (pretty likely tbh) <cite>EmpressRolab posted [p:887167298] in So Joseph ... [t:75807457]...</cite> <quote>either that or mary was afraid of getting stoned for having an affair, so the blamed the pregnancy on god (pretty likely tbh)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EmpressRolab 09/23/17 9:34:16 PM #5:	Either way, joseph was super gullible. <cite>EmpressRolab posted [p:887167311] in So Joseph ... [t:75807457]...</cite> <quote>Either way, joseph was super gullible.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 09/23/17 9:34:36 PM #6:	They also had other kids. Jesus was the only one that wasn't his. But Jesus had siblings that came from Joseph fucking Mary <cite>Zikten posted [p:887167324] in So Joseph ... [t:75807457]...</cite> <quote>They also had other kids. Jesus was the only one that wasn't his. But Jesus had siblings that came from Joseph fucking Mary</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 09/23/17 9:37:30 PM #7:	Not really. He was going to leave her but then an angel told him in a dream about Jesus and to stay with her And yeah Jesus had brothers and sisters --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:887167459] in So Joseph ... [t:75807457]...</cite> <quote>Not really. He was going to leave her but then an angel told him in a dream about Jesus and to stay with her And yeah Jesus had brothers and sisters</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EmpressRolab 09/23/17 9:38:51 PM #8:	Damn_Underscore posted... Not really. He was going to leave her but then an angel told him in a dream about Jesus and to stay with her. And yeah Jesus had brothers and sisters To be fair, the whole angel thing could have been an opium dream. I think he got cucked by another man, and mary made the whole thing up. <cite>EmpressRolab posted [p:887167530] in So Joseph ... [t:75807457]...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote>Not really. He was going to leave her but then an angel told him in a dream about Jesus and to stay with her. And yeah Jesus had brothers and sisters</quote> To be fair, the whole angel thing could have been an opium dream. I think he got cucked by another man, and mary made the whole thing up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 09/23/17 9:39:53 PM #9:	EmpressRolab posted... Damn_Underscore posted... Not really. He was going to leave her but then an angel told him in a dream about Jesus and to stay with her. And yeah Jesus had brothers and sisters To be fair, the whole angel thing could have been an opium dream. I think he got cucked by another man, and mary made the whole thing up. Most likely scenario is she didn't want to admit to being pregnant outside of marriage --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:887167583] in So Joseph ... [t:75807457]...</cite> <quote><cite>EmpressRolab posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote>Not really. He was going to leave her but then an angel told him in a dream about Jesus and to stay with her. And yeah Jesus had brothers and sisters</quote> To be fair, the whole angel thing could have been an opium dream. I think he got cucked by another man, and mary made the whole thing up.</quote> Most likely scenario is she didn't want to admit to being pregnant outside of marriage</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EmpressRolab 09/23/17 9:40:49 PM #10:	ChromaticAngel posted... EmpressRolab posted... Damn_Underscore posted... Not really. He was going to leave her but then an angel told him in a dream about Jesus and to stay with her. And yeah Jesus had brothers and sisters To be fair, the whole angel thing could have been an opium dream. I think he got cucked by another man, and mary made the whole thing up. Most likely scenario is she didn't want to admit to being pregnant outside of marriage Right. The odds of her making it up to avoid being stoned FAR outweigh any supernatural involvement. <cite>EmpressRolab posted [p:887167629] in So Joseph ... [t:75807457]...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>EmpressRolab posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote>Not really. He was going to leave her but then an angel told him in a dream about Jesus and to stay with her. And yeah Jesus had brothers and sisters</quote> To be fair, the whole angel thing could have been an opium dream. I think he got cucked by another man, and mary made the whole thing up.</quote> Most likely scenario is she didn't want to admit to being pregnant outside of marriage</quote> Right. The odds of her making it up to avoid being stoned FAR outweigh any supernatural involvement.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 09/23/17 9:43:32 PM #11:	For the deniers, Jesus was also Jesus, it wasn't like he was a regular guy --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:887167768] in So Joseph ... [t:75807457]...</cite> <quote>For the deniers, Jesus was also Jesus, it wasn't like he was a regular guy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EmpressRolab 09/23/17 9:44:15 PM #12:	Damn_Underscore posted... For the deniers, Jesus was also Jesus, it wasn't like he was a regular guy Do you have any proof? <cite>EmpressRolab posted [p:887167808] in So Joseph ... [t:75807457]...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote>For the deniers, Jesus was also Jesus, it wasn't like he was a regular guy</quote> Do you have any proof?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 09/23/17 9:46:45 PM #13:	EmpressRolab posted... Damn_Underscore posted... For the deniers, Jesus was also Jesus, it wasn't like he was a regular guy Do you have any proof? The Gospels --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:887167930] in So Joseph ... [t:75807457]...</cite> <quote><cite>EmpressRolab posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote>For the deniers, Jesus was also Jesus, it wasn't like he was a regular guy</quote> Do you have any proof?</quote> The Gospels</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EmpressRolab 09/23/17 9:47:59 PM #14:	Damn_Underscore posted... EmpressRolab posted... Damn_Underscore posted... For the deniers, Jesus was also Jesus, it wasn't like he was a regular guy Do you have any proof? The Gospels Thats not proof. <cite>EmpressRolab posted [p:887167989] in So Joseph ... [t:75807457]...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote><cite>EmpressRolab posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote>For the deniers, Jesus was also Jesus, it wasn't like he was a regular guy</quote> Do you have any proof?</quote> The Gospels</quote> Thats not proof.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lightsasori 09/23/17 9:53:32 PM #15:	Pretty much for Jesus, but Joseph did have other kids with Mary. There are certain denominations that for some odd reason argue that the brothers mentioned in the bible aren't his brothers and are probably cousins. --- "Yare yare daze" ~ Jotaro Kujo "Children are pure, they know who's the strongest." ~ MaskDeSmith <cite>Lightsasori posted [p:887168275] in So Joseph ... [t:75807457]...</cite> <quote>Pretty much for Jesus, but Joseph did have other kids with Mary. There are certain denominations that for some odd reason argue that the brothers mentioned in the bible aren't his brothers and are probably cousins.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Milkman5 09/25/17 11:40:21 AM #16:	Explains hows both Mary and Joseph were Jews while Jesus was black <cite>Milkman5 posted [p:887258001] in So Joseph ... [t:75807457]...</cite> <quote>Explains hows both Mary and Joseph were Jews while Jesus was black</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim Kusanagi 09/25/17 11:41:42 AM #17:	EmpressRolab posted... Damn_Underscore posted... Not really. He was going to leave her but then an angel told him in a dream about Jesus and to stay with her. And yeah Jesus had brothers and sisters To be fair, the whole angel thing could have been an opium dream. I think he got cucked by another man, and mary made the whole thing up. 4edgy6me --- Live to train. Train to fight. Fight to live. When you retire, think only on fighting. Take me away, I don't mind, but you better promise I'll be back in time! <cite>Kim Kusanagi posted [p:887258072] in So Joseph ... [t:75807457]...</cite> <quote><cite>EmpressRolab posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote>Not really. He was going to leave her but then an angel told him in a dream about Jesus and to stay with her. And yeah Jesus had brothers and sisters</quote> To be fair, the whole angel thing could have been an opium dream. I think he got cucked by another man, and mary made the whole thing up.</quote> 4edgy6me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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