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UnfairRepresent 09/24/17 2:36:06 PM #1: |
An 84-year-old man is accused of threatening to cut off his wife's arms if she refused to have sex with him, according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office.
Elpidio De Leon Pimentel was arrested Tuesday on a charge of battery on a person 65 or older. More Crime Headlines. According to an arrest report, deputies were called to a domestic disturbance in Greenacres. De Leon Pimentel's 80-year-old wife told deputies that she and her husband were watching television on her birthday when they got into an argument, so she decided to go to bed. She said De Leon Pimentel woke her up and was on top of her, grabbing her arms and telling her that he wanted to have sex. If she didn't, he "would cut off her arms," she said De Leon Pimentel told her. De Leon Pimentel's wife was able to push him off her and he left the room, but a roommate told deputies that he saw De Leon Pimentel return to the bedroom a short time later with a "large machete in his hand." Deputies said De Leon Pimentel eventually walked outside, and the woman locked her husband out of their home until they arrived. Full Article: https://www.local10.com/news/crime/south-florida-man-84-threatens-to-cut-off-wifes-arms-if-she-refuses-sex ![]() That's.... oddly specific. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lilORANG 09/24/17 2:36:47 PM #2: |
that dude's mouth looks like a butthole
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Fam_Fam 09/24/17 2:37:05 PM #3: |
fair, next for trying to interfere with her 2nd amendment rights
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SSJGrimReaper 09/24/17 2:37:45 PM #4: |
He looks like a fallout 3 npc
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tremain07 09/24/17 2:37:55 PM #5: |
God, we need those sex bots badly.
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ArchiePeck 09/24/17 2:38:32 PM #6: |
I'm just impressed he still has such a powerful sexual appetite at 84...
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UnfairRepresent 09/24/17 2:38:50 PM #7: |
SSJGrimReaper posted...
He looks like a fallout 3 npc lol He really does --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ImTheMacheteGuy 09/24/17 2:46:46 PM #9: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
De Leon Pimentel's wife was able to push him off her and he left the room, but a roommate told deputies that he saw De Leon Pimentel return to the bedroom a short time later with a "large machete in his hand." for the record, I had nothing to do with this. I would never live in florida plus I'm 50 years younger than this guy --- "I can i i everything else," Bob reportedly said. Alice replied: "Balls have zero to me to me to me..." (Facebook AIs talking to each other) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Squidkids 09/24/17 2:52:54 PM #11: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
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ChrisHanson24 09/24/17 2:54:38 PM #12: |
how is this a battery? do they not know the difference between battery and assault?
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Squidkids 09/24/17 2:56:31 PM #13: |
ChrisHanson24 posted...
how is this a battery? do they not know the difference between battery and assault? https://image.slidesharecdn.com/assault-141022015016-conversion-gate02/95/assault-1-638.jpg?cb=1413942789 --- Be a team player, guard those super jump rings. See a team member inking a wall to swim up on? ink with them. Ink your foes into ash. http://tinyurl.com/z7hbzrr ... Copied to Clipboard!
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weapon_d00d816 09/24/17 2:58:11 PM #14: |
"It's time to play...India or Florida!"
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Endofall 09/26/17 1:41:59 AM #15: |
Cracked up at this mug
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UnfairRepresent 09/26/17 4:42:16 AM #16: |
ArchiePeck posted...
I'm just impressed he still has such a powerful sexual appetite at 84... You don't stop liking sex as you age --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flintgrandad 09/28/17 1:08:30 AM #17: |
Florida
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UnfairRepresent 09/29/17 3:48:03 PM #18: |
ChrisHanson24 posted...
how is this a battery? do they not know the difference between battery and assault? I'm sure you know more than the police --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kanaya413 09/29/17 3:49:24 PM #19: |
Flintgrandad posted...
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Turbam 09/29/17 3:50:39 PM #20: |
I'm sure he'll have all the sex he can get in prison!
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Ammonitida 09/29/17 3:52:40 PM #21: |
80 and he still wants sex? Gross.
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DevsBro 09/29/17 3:54:06 PM #22: |
I feel like their must be some missing context that makes the arm threat make sense.
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CartmanMustDie 09/30/17 11:04:22 PM #23: |
Ammonitida posted...
80 and he still wants sex? Gross. Maybe he's trying to do her a favor because she probably has multiple arthritis. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gamer99z 09/30/17 11:07:42 PM #24: |
I wonder if maybe he might be going senile or having some degenerative disease like Alzheimer's. Assuming he doesn't have a history of violent behavior or anything like this it would be really weird got an 84 year old man to randomly snap like that.
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UnfairRepresent 10/01/17 3:29:51 AM #25: |
DevsBro posted...
wut --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/02/17 1:50:43 PM #26: |
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